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284Work Smarter, Not Harder »
Kazuma always said his party was useless, but he never did anything about it. One day, he decides to stop thinking about what he wants, and start thinking about what the girls want. And more importantly, how he can use that to his advantage.KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 40k+, favs: 180, follows: 202, updated: 11h published: 5/24, Aqua, Megumin, Darkness, Kazuma S.
621Rejected Stones »
It was Mei Hatsume who told Izuku Midoriya that he could be a hero, with her help of course. Desperate to have someone believe in him, Izuku decides that to realize his dreams, he'll need to make himself into a hero with the help of this odd girl. Together, these people once rejected for not fitting the mold will find themselves becoming the foundations of hero society.My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 32, words: 133k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 7/6 published: 1/10, [Izuku M., Mei H.] Katsuki B., Hitoshi S.
21Kazuma Sato: HERO OF BELZERG »
Kazuma Sato is celebrated as the legendary Hero who defeated the Devil King. Many have heard his tale from the Chronicles of Eris or the Royal Archives. Now, however, I have a chance to share Kazuma's own words, complied from his own notes, found after his death last spring. While some would expect his autobiography to be self aggrandizing, I have found quite the opposite. -NKKonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 16k+, favs: 69, follows: 78, updated: 7/5 published: 6/25, Kazuma S., Eris, Yunyun, Iris
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This Goddess Must Be Crazy »
A freak accident kills Izuku and his team during the UA Sports Festival. Fortunately, a goddess offers to resurrect him if he manages to save a fantasy world. Unfortunately, that Goddess is Aqua. Kazuma thought he was going to live a cushy retirement in the Divine Realm, but when an irate bird-boy chooses him as his bonus, the only way back to NEETdom is by saving the world. Again.My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 16, words: 75k+, favs: 215, follows: 267, updated: 7/4 published: 4/18, Izuku M., Fumikage T., Aqua, Kazuma S.
491Revan's Rotten Holiday »
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, I haven't been laid in ages, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.Star Wars, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 24, words: 90k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/6/2019 published: 5/12/2013, Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
949The Heavens Shall Tremble »
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Horror, chapters: 23, words: 95k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/21/2015 published: 10/25/2013, Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
30Molten »
Anna and Elsa may have been reunited and their kingdom restored, but Prince Hans has not accepted his defeat yet. Amidst a background of mounting international tension and the looming threat of another with sorcerous powers, Anna and Elsa must heal wounds that have festered since the day they were isolated.Frozen, T, English, Spiritual & Fantasy, chapters: 6, words: 12k+, favs: 17, follows: 25, updated: 6/12/2014 published: 6/2/2014, [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, Hans
116The Meek: Background Information »
Latest chapter: Background information for The Heavens Shall Tremble (And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy spoilers) concerning galactic politics in 2183. Includes the geth.Mass Effect, T, English, chapters: 12, words: 8k+, favs: 135, follows: 124, updated: 2/4/2014 published: 7/2/2013
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And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy »
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuildingMass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Family, chapters: 49, words: 232k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/16/2013 published: 3/31/2013, Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah
20 From Ashes Hope
The galaxy has been destroyed. Mass Relay's lie in ruin. Everywhere, things are barren. On a colony, far from earth, one woman tries to bear her burdens while easing others. She tries to remember the past, and in it, she finds a future.Mass Effect, K+, English, Drama & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 26, follows: 11, 8/15/2013, Kelly C., Aeian T.
248Age of Iron: Refusal »
In ages past, the gods of death ruled, enslaving and harvesting the mortal races as they saw fit. But in the Age of Apocalypse, The Shepard arose and cast down the gods of death, freeing the peoples. Now is the Age of Iron. The peoples once again strive against the servants of the dark gods, and cry out for the return of The Shepard. And their cries are heard.Mass Effect, T, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 34k+, favs: 206, follows: 220, updated: 8/7/2013 published: 1/28/2013, Shepard, Harbinger
50 Pokemon: Normandy »
When Tali'Zorah and John Shepard decide to tell the Star Child just where he can stuff it, a strange being steps in and gives the Mass Effect Universe the ending it never asked for. Now, Tali'Zorah is on a pokemon adventure with John Shepard, to stop the sinister (but silly) Team Cerberus and challenge the pokemon league.Pokémon & Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, favs: 39, follows: 49, updated: 8/6/2013 published: 4/2/2013, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
1k+Keelah Se'lai »
In her twilight years, Tali is interviewed and tells the story of her life, and the man she would love. Focuses on Tali, and her relationships with the Normandy's crew, as well as the destiny of her people and the geth. Contains language, violence, romance, religion and spoilers. Officially AU now. Updates every four days, rain, shine or apocalypse!Mass Effect, T, English, Romance & Spiritual, chapters: 72, words: 278k+, favs: 523, follows: 527, updated: 7/19/2013 published: 7/28/2012, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
45 N7: Avengers »
When an ancient deity invades Earth bent on revenge against her mother and the conquest of Earth, Admiral Hackett and the N7 Program are all that stand in her way. But can a quarian with power armor, a cryogenic soldier, an asari justicar, a salarian with anger problems, and an agent with a dark and troubled past really save the world? If they can't, they will Avenge it.Mass Effect & Avengers, T, English, Sci-Fi & Supernatural, chapters: 5, words: 8k+, favs: 55, follows: 73, updated: 6/24/2013 published: 5/29/2013, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Miranda L., Shepard
18 Jacob's Baka Day
When Jacob overhears that no one finds him interesting, he is at a loss as to how to change his self image. Lucky for him, Ken and Kasumi have a plan, and are going to turn Jacob into the Baka Day hero and the most interesting man on the Normandy. One shot.Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 14, follows: 2, 4/14/2013, Jacob T., Kasumi G., Ken D.
56The Biggest Fan »
Hi, I'm Conrad Verner! I've been sucked into the Mass Effect universe! I'm already Shepard's biggest fan, maybe I'll even get to meet him! SQUEE!Mass Effect, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 12k+, favs: 21, follows: 30, updated: 3/23/2013 published: 1/10/2013, Conrad V., Shepard
12 Yippee-ki-yay, Cerberus!
When no good terrorists attack Bailey's station, he knows he's the only man for the job. No matter what, he has to get Cerberus off his station. In continuity for Keelah Se'lai, featuring a sneak peak at Am-badass-ador Tali'Zorah vas Normandy. One-shot.Mass Effect, T, English, Adventure & Crime, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 3, 3/18/2013, Tali'Zorah, Kelly C., Kal'Reegar, Shepard
21 Flower of Tuchanka
Discovering a female to cure the genophage is Urdnot Wrex's lifelong dream. But can he get her to join Clan Urdot? Does a krogan even know what love is? In continuity with Keelah Se'lai, one shot.Mass Effect, T, English, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 1, 2/9/2013, U. Wrex, U. Bakara
319 Ciaphas Cain and Commander Shepard: Blame the Eldar »
When the machinations of an eldar fareer drop an entire world full of Imperial Guard, Orks, and Eldar into the Mass Effect Universe, both worlds are forever changed. Switches between the perspectives of Commissar Ciaphias Cain and Commander Jane Shepard. Rated M for language, adult situations and violence.Warhammer & Mass Effect, M, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 10, words: 41k+, favs: 360, follows: 418, updated: 2/5/2013 published: 9/5/2012, C. Cain, J. Garson
