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100The Mystical Object of FATE »
Ganondorf has escaped from the Sacred Realm and threatens to plunge all of Hyrule in his wicked darkness forever! Will Link be able to stop him? ... Yes. Yes, he will.Legend of Zelda, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 5, words: 34k+, favs: 35, follows: 21, updated: 1/13/2006 published: 6/1/2005
91Never My Destiny »
Five Sages are awakened, and Ganondorf grows ever nervous of the fulfillment of the prophecy. Meanwhile, asleep deep in the Spirit Temple, she remembers the past they shared and her hatred for him grows...Legend of Zelda, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 9, words: 141k+, favs: 29, follows: 14, updated: 1/10/2006 published: 1/26/2003, Ganondorf, Impa
125The World's Most Realistic Aurikku Fic »
At last, assorted fanpeoples! We will finally get to see how it would be if Auron and Rikku were actually a plausible, REAL-LIVE CANON COUPLE! (Not for Aurikku fans. Flames happily accepted.)Final Fantasy X, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 6, words: 2k+, favs: 43, follows: 2, 12/15/2004
51Majora: How It Really Happened »
Three Hylian librarians follow Link to Termina to make him pay his overdue fines, and a runin with Skullkid turns them into a Deku Scrub, a Goron, and a Zora. LATEST CHAPTER: It's a bad idea to take a Zora into the mountains in the middle of winter.Legend of Zelda, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 9, words: 40k+, favs: 20, follows: 6, updated: 10/22/2003 published: 4/14/2001
13
Slasher's Rhapsody
A parody of both slasher movies and slasher fanfics, Hamel and Co. find themselves up against a very strange and apparently, very bored adversary when they wander into an abandoned mansion to spend the night.Violinist of Hameln, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 14k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 8/4/2003
15 Bass's Storytime Hour: Sizer and the Seven Mazoku
Young Sizer is struck with a case of insomnia one night in Hameln, so Bass has no choice but to tell her his propogandalaced version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, starring Sizer as Snow White and Hamel as the evil queen.Violinist of Hameln, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 12k+, favs: 12, follows: 1, 6/22/2003
23 ImMitamaTurity »
What happens when an immature person watches Blue Seed? What's that you guess? A ridiculous fanfic all centered around the same hilariously dirty joke? You'd be correct.Blue Seed, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 6, updated: 3/21/2003 published: 6/29/2002
13 Clash of the Playboys!
Back in the day I too, hopped on the crossover bandwagon. What happens when six playboys from all different anime and game series decide to hit on the same girl for a cash prize and the title of Champion Playboy? Lemme tell ya folks, it ain't pretty...Anime X-overs, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 13k+, favs: 1, 9/22/2002
14 Endless Manicure or Etay Came From 1999 »
She was an insane, godlike monster with the mind of a child. After a long, hardfought, and halfnaked battle, the Knight Sabers have sent Galatea back where she belongs out of existence! So then... why is her legacy living on in the body of a Furby?Bubblegum Crisis, K+, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 1, updated: 3/11/2002 published: 1/8/2002
54 EvilOMatic 3000 »
It all started when Ganondorf ruined yet ANOTHER of Zelda's inauguration barbecues. His punishment: 2 months with the EvilOMatic brand unevilifying helmet. But of course, it could never go THAT smoothly.Legend of Zelda, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 23k+, favs: 23, follows: 2, updated: 3/3/2002 published: 1/28/2002, Ganondorf, Zelda
42 The Zelda Christmas Party! »
Take every holiday special you've ever seen, throw it in a blender with an Ocarina of Time cartridge, add some sugar and egg nog and hit frappe. The results will taste terrible, but it's sure a good read!Legend of Zelda, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 7, words: 30k+, favs: 16, follows: 2, updated: 1/1/2002 published: 12/12/2001
66The Many Failed Romances of Link »
With the Zelda girls in hot pursuit, Link takes shelter in a barn and passes out. He wakes up in a strange Spirit World, where his spiritual guide, Al the Cow, decides to show him what life would be like married to each one of the girls...Legend of Zelda, K+, English, Romance & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 11k+, favs: 11, follows: 10, updated: 11/21/2001 published: 11/16/2001
135 Sage of Innocence Saga »
Link and his comrade Little Link of the Gorons are called to arms in this mother of all comedy selfinsertions when a virus attacks Hyrule. Evil Teletubbies, brainwashed retro authors and a familiar bad guy make this anything but a normal adventure!Legend of Zelda, K+, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 20, words: 143k+, favs: 23, follows: 2, updated: 11/15/2001 published: 5/18/2001
134While You Were Sleeping: Rauru's Diary »
Rauru's life is certainly serene. Isolated, quiet, peaceful... BORING. So what happens when a certain young hero and his guardian fairy are deposited in the bored, lonely (probably a bit unhinged) Rauru's company? Read his diary and find out!Legend of Zelda, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 51, follows: 2, updated: 7/16/2001 published: 7/11/2001
24 The Mega Dark Angsty Zelda Fic
Angst sure is popular these days, even in a generally lighthearted fandom like Zelda. Once upon a time, I thought I'd try my hand at a little depression.Legend of Zelda, T, English, Angst & Parody, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 1, 5/6/2001
