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3The Royal Runaway »
Sexy little Catherine Howard is always running off and getting into trouble, so Henry puts her in the hands of sensible Anne of Cleves. But can the two queens combat strange spells and supernatural terror? Now a continuing adventure, rated T for adult themes and some sensual images.Tudors, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: May 5, 2020 published: Apr 12, 2020, Catherine Howard, Anne of Cleves
1A Clockwork Angel »
Angela Barrington was a bad girl, in jail for accidentally killing her stepmother. Volunteering for a "special treatment" seems like a very smart thing to do! A cheeky modern update of the beloved classic. Rated T for sex and violenceA Clockwork Orange, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, updated: May 2, 2020 published: Apr 8, 2020
A Sweet Hour's Sport
Professor Mary Muldoon was a mean old battleaxe with one ambition - to beat Jane Austen at pool! But when Abraham Lincoln shows up instead things spiral out of control. A twisted rewrite of several classic episodes, including "A Game Of Pool," "One For The Angels" and "The Passers By." Rated T for disturbing themes and images.Twilight Zone, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, May 1, 2020
4It's Your Fatherland, Charlie Brown!
Why can't Snoopy ever shoot down the Red Baron? Why doesn't Schroeder ever play anything but Beethoven? Charlie Brown doesn't know. He's a blockhead! But Michael Corleone has the answer. An immigrant saga with plenty of Peanuts humor!Peanuts, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 292, favs: 2, follows: 2, Apr 20, 2020, Snoopy, Lucy V., Linus V.
1 Cecilia's Sacrifice
Robbie Turner didn't come back from the war. Cecilia is alone, her family home close to ruins. When is grief really a form of selfishness? When is pleasure a sin, and when is it a form of sacrifice? A short story full of yearning and some very sexual imagery. Rated T because of some implied sensuality.Atonement, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, words: 848, favs: 1, follows: 1, Apr 18, 2020, Cecilia T., OC
The Return of Cool Hand Luke
You've seen Key Largo. You've seen Cool Hand Luke. Well, this story is a psychedelic remake of both movies, set in the Swinging Sixties and featuring an all-star rock and roll cast. Rated T for sex and drugs and rock and roll!Misc. Movies, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 219, Apr 7, 2020
1Her Golden Destiny
The long-awaited wedding is coming. Sansa is nervous. She confides in Cersei, and the icy queen shows sympathy for the shy Stark girl. But is it a trap? Rated T for adult situations and implied sex. Please comment nicely!Game of Thrones, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 642, favs: 1, follows: 1, Mar 23, 2020, Sansa S., Cersei L.
6Dunwich Manor »
A modern college girl interested in the Puritan witch trials journeys to a forgotten corner of New England for academic research. What she discovers is evil beyond imagination! Rated T for gruesome horror and some romance.Cthulhu Mythos, T, English, Horror & Mystery, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: Mar 16, 2020 published: Sep 2, 2019
3 Three Lost Queens »
All of Henry's women are lost, abandoned and forsaken. What do they dream of? A short, moody story to start the New Year. Rated T for implied sexuality.Tudors, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, updated: Feb 20, 2020 published: Jan 1, 2020, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Princess Mary
3 Moonlight and Magic
Banished from the royal court, Queen Anne Boleyn gets into mischief and does a naughty good deed for someone in need. A bittersweet one-shot with some steamy sex! Rated T for the usual reasons.Tudors, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, Feb 17, 2020, King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn
27Lover For Hire »
Set in a corrupt modern city like Batman's Gotham or Frank Miller's SIN CITY, this is an AU Tudors saga about how strong, ambitious Elizabeth Tudor sets out to ensnare and ruin her innocent cousin, Mary Queen of Scots! Tons of crime, sin, sex, and intrigue to follow. Rated T!Tudors, T, English, Romance & Crime, chapters: 21, words: 16k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, updated: Feb 2, 2020 published: Dec 19, 2012, Princess Elizabeth
8Darcy Dances the Carmagnole
With Revolution in the air, Darcy and Elizabeth find their love is tested like never before. AU story where the Reign of Terror comes to England! Rated T for extreme violence and brief, disturbing images.Pride and Prejudice, T, English, Drama & Crime, words: 594, follows: 8, Jan 26, 2020, Elizabeth, Lydia, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham
8Arwen's Doom »
This is Arwen's first encounter with Aragorn, but written more from the perspective of an innocent young girl with a crush than that of a wise, immortal elf-princess. Please comment nicely!Lord of the Rings, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 5, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: Jan 24, 2020 published: May 14, 2019, Aragorn, Arwen U.
1Under Two Suns
Trouble in the Outer Rim - miners on Carbide Four are dying, and Obi-wan Kenobi is ready to crush the deadly interplanetary drug trade. But Duchess Satine Kryze insists on investigating personally! Rated T for drug use and sex.Star Wars: The Clone Wars, T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 829, Jan 19, 2020, Obi- Wan K., Duchess Satine
1Willy Over Innsmouth
Did you ever wonder what it would be like if H.P. Lovecraft had written Death of A Salesman? This is that story, the story of how the Deep Ones came ashore and how one family got caught up in the American Dream. Rated T for violence.Cthulhu Mythos, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 670, Dec 20, 2019
3 Mayans In Slow Motion
The first season was explosive, man. Kidnapped babies, dead bodies, shoot outs, you name it. Then in Season Two things got . . . a little dumber. A little slower. This is a typical Season Two episode, with tons of moments where something could happen, but nothing actually does. Rated T because Emily talks about sex with Easy . . . but as usual, nothing happens!Mayans M.C., T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 439, Nov 5, 2019, Ezekiel R., Emily, Angel R.
8Boy Trouble »
This is my first Frozen story! It's an AU story where Anna is bored and Elsa is away from home and boy trouble is very much in the air! More to come soon. Rated T for mild sensuality and romantic situations.Frozen, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, updated: Sep 5, 2019 published: Dec 10, 2017, Anna, Kristoff B., Hans
30The Passion of Strange Gods »
Strange gods from below the sea threaten to overwhelm a British Colonial outpost in remote South America in 1915! Only one young woman can stop them . . . or is her destiny to become one with the throbbing darkness? This is Lovecraft-inspired but with much more sensuality and romance. Rated T for safety!Cthulhu Mythos, T, English, Horror & Romance, chapters: 10, words: 5k+, favs: 11, follows: 10, updated: Aug 28, 2019 published: Jun 17, 2018
15Born In A Bikini »
This is my first AU Tudors story! Princess Mary Tudor is a modern teen with the two major problems - she misses her mother, and she hates her father's new trophy wife, Jane Seymour. But there's a lot more to Jane than meets the eye! Rated T for underage drinking and some mild language.Tudors, T, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 6, words: 4k+, favs: 9, follows: 8, updated: Aug 22, 2019 published: Jun 1, 2018, Jane Seymour, Princess Mary
1 The Cool Jerk
Rick and Morty run wild in television land, righting wrongs on Game of Thrones and partying with the jocks from FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. Oh, and they also do a little thing called "The Cool Jerk." Rated T for violence and adult language.Rick and Morty, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, Aug 1, 2019, Morty S., Rick S.
