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Not My First Rodeo »
Sneaking around someone's psyche might sound like something out of a spy movie for most people. For J.T. Hoofburger, it's just another day on the job.
Psychonauts, T, English, Suspense & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 15k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 5/15 published: 4/30
Painting Stars on Your Thumb
Lili offers to hang out with one of the new kids after witnessing her standing up to some bullies. tw: bullying in the first half.Psychonauts, K+, English, Friendship, words: 7k+, favs: 2, 4/22, Chloe B., Lili Z.
Hey Hun, I've Got Something That'll Fix Your Follicles! »
Elka Doom has a vision of Chloe having a very, very bad hair day. She decides that she absolutely MUST save Chloe's tresses, using Amway-brand hair care products. To quote the great philosopher Bubsy the Cat: What could possibly go wrong?
Psychonauts, T, English, Humor & Tragedy, chapters: 4, words: 23k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 4/8 published: 3/4, Chloe B., Elka D.
Mining For Psi-Monds »
Saved excerpts from a recently deleted blog. The blog's purpose had apparently been to 'debunk the lies spread by 'True' Psychic Tales Comics and to dust the sticky purple cobwebs off the truth,' but most of it reads like bad fanfiction to me. What do you think?
Psychonauts, T, English, Mystery & Suspense, chapters: 4, words: 23k+, favs: 2, updated: 2/6 published: 9/17/2019
Backstage at the Théâtre de L'Esprit
Gloria finds herself in a strange place, with people she's never met.
Psychonauts, T, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 9k+, favs: 2, 12/25/2019
1 Been A While, Huh?
Quentin runs into an old friend at a party.Psychonauts, T, English, Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 2, 11/28/2019, [Clem F., Quentin H.]
Going Back is Not An Option »
A mysterious stranger walks into Milka's life on what has to be the worst day she's ever experienced. Tw: Animal Death Tw: Animal Murder TW: Child abuse Tw: Kidnapping
Psychonauts, M, English, Angst & Tragedy, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 1, updated: 11/11/2019 published: 10/14/2019
Sweet Like Cotton Candy
Crystal invites Franke up to her apartment after a date. That's where things get...awkward.Psychonauts, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 2, 11/1/2019, [Crystal F. S., Franke A.]
An Evening At Someone Else's Home
Elka has a vision at breakfast.Psychonauts, T, English, Family & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 2, 10/20/2019, Elka D.
Unmovable and Unbreakable »
Grandma had told Quentin that he needed to be Phoebe's rock. But weren't rocks hard and sharp?
Psychonauts, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 6, words: 12k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, updated: 10/7/2019 published: 6/10/2019, Phoebe L., Quentin H.
Reach Out
Crystal wakes up feeling weird. She can't shake the feeling that she's about to lose her best friend forever. Is her brain just playing pranks on her again, or is something actually wrong? She'll need to contact Clem if she wants to find out!Psychonauts, T, English, Angst & Friendship, words: 9k+, favs: 1, 9/29/2019, Clem F., Crystal F. S.
1 Fake Flowers Don't Wilt
Lili's coming over to Dogen's house to hang out and he wants to give her a present. Surely a flower that she likes from his mother's garden would be appropriate?Psychonauts, K+, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 1, 9/6/2019, [Dogen B., Lili Z.]
1 Heatstroke »
Dr. Love faces her most perplexing challenge yet!Psychonauts, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 12k+, favs: 7, updated: 8/26/2019 published: 3/17/2018, [Phoebe L., Mikhail B.]
Thanks For The Update, Sis
Mirtala calls her brother to annoy him at work. Warning for vague descriptions of injuries.Psychonauts, T, English, Family & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 8/21/2019, Razputin
Spontaneity
Maloof and Elka end their date at the beach in the best way possiblePsychonauts, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 8/2/2019, [Elka D., Maloof C.]
Fancy Seeing You Here
Phoebe and Mikhail run into each other at Rite Aid.Psychonauts, K, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 7/24/2019, [Phoebe L., Mikhail B.]
You've Really Done it Now, Nein!
In which Morry helps his stupid co-worker after an argument at a bar goes wrong.Psychonauts, T, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 7/20/2019, M. Oleander, Sasha N.
When the Moon Hits Your Eye Cuz It Ain't in the Sky
Fred finds Boyd out on the roof in the middle of the night.Psychonauts, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 7/8/2019, Boyd C., Fred B.
1 Apostate
Milla goes to church and discovers something about her new self.Psychonauts, T, English, Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 7/6/2019
Love's Snaggle-Toothed Grin
Sasha witnesses something so awful he can't look directly at it.Psychonauts, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, words: 697, favs: 2, 6/9/2019, C. Loboto, Milla V., Sasha N.
