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Mac's Halloween fight
Good news! Mac is finally cured of his sugar 'issue' and go trick-or-treating! Bad news, he has no costume...will Mac be forced to strip away his dignity for a treat? And what will Frankie think of his 'Au natural' look?
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 2, 10/2, [Mac, Frankie]
3Spikes cutie mark adventure
Ponyville Confidential AU A bad article ruins Spikes life, so he calls upon some ancient magic to make the crusaders suffer...did we mention he was drunk when coming up with this 'brilliant' plan?My Little Pony, M, English, Supernatural & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, 9/19, Spike, The Cutie Mark Crusaders
10Tales of the Star and Hoodie »
Just a series of one-shots, also a fan resource. Feel free to ADOPT whatever you want. Also Feel free to leave me Story ideas. I'm also willing to be bribed in 'Shake up the falls' chapters to continue three one-shot's that you like. Rated M for a reason! You've been warned! Reviews will be responded to inside!Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, M, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, chapters: 7, words: 12k+, favs: 11, follows: 9, updated: 9/5 published: 3/7/2019, Star B., Marco D.
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Star the Rapespawn »
Major AU! What if Moon was faced with a far greater enemy then Toffee when she became Queen? What if she was forced marry the monster who murdered her mom to fight it? What if Star was hated by the Mewmans and one day was forced to fight the same evil that forced her mom to do unspeakable things? The Terror of Kaleesh will rise again!Star Wars & Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, T, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 9, updated: 9/5 published: 3/30, [Star B., Marco D.] General Grievous, Toffee
950Tales of the Falls »
Just a series of one-shots, also a fan resource. Feel free to ADOPT whatever you want. Also Feel free to leave me Story ideas. I'm also willing to be bribed in 'Shake up the falls' chapters to continue three one-shot's that you like. Rated M for a reason! You've been warned!Gravity Falls, M, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, chapters: 381, words: 417k+, favs: 102, follows: 102, updated: 8/9 published: 2/7/2017, Dipper P., Mabel P., Wendy, Pacifica N.
15 The Hellboy of Gravity Falls »
What if Ford Adopted Hellboy? What if Stanley get thrown into the portal instead? What if Hellboy Wiped out the Blind Eye society before it could gain power? How would Mabel and Dippers summer be like then? Inspired by 'TweenisodeOrange!Hellboy & Gravity Falls, T, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 7, words: 7k+, favs: 25, follows: 25, updated: 8/9 published: 10/23/2015, [Dipper P., Wendy] [Hellboy, Liz S.]
2Survival of the Star
Season 1 AU! Every Mewman princess must go through a rite of passage. Survive 5 weeks in the forest of death with no magic, gear or clothes! How will Star- and her friends and enemies she conned into coming to this death trap -survive this?Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, T, English, Adventure & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 4, 8/8
1 Rise of chan clan, rise of Atauski
Big AU! What if the dark hand combined forces with another, far more DEADLY mystic terrorist group? How would the talisman hunt go then? ..Poor Jackie...Jackie Chan Adventures & Naruto, T, English, Sci-Fi & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 5, 7/20, Jackie C., Valmont, Akatsuki
5For want of a Moon, the Earth was Cleaved »
Starcrushed AU! What if Moon was killed by Toffe? What if Star was trapped on earth? Who would save Mewni then?Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, T, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, updated: 7/11 published: 2/17, Star B., Marco D.
2Dumb luck: Mandy version
Gender Flipped, Dumb Luck AU! What if Mandy was the one who was cursed with bad luck?Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, words: 848, favs: 3, follows: 3, 7/9, Mandy
4Phineas of the Jungle
Phineas inventing Wheel, Candance streaks, Ferb is a peeping Tom, Isabela wants to Club her love, Neander-Doof Fights saber toothed Perry. All at the Dawn of man, what's not to love?Phineas and Ferb, T, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 6, 6/27, [Phineas, Isabella] [Ferb, Vanessa]
3BUTT of the joke
Operation BUTT AU! What if ALL of sector V had been striped naked at the beach and had to streak home? How would that change things? Would the DCFDTL win? Or will it be a wipeout for all involved?Codename: Kids Next Door, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 957, favs: 1, follows: 2, 6/27
1 The Wrong Hero
WBWL story with a twist or two! Harry needs to bring down a manipulative Dumbeldore. Will his new vassals- a neurotic boy who loves to sing, a guardian angel with a bigger beard then Dumbeldore, his younger brother who trains carnivorous plants to be sentient, a crazy man who eats tacos, and a granny wanted in 20 countries -help him save the day? Of course not! Are you nuts?Harry Potter & Plants vs. Zombies, T, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 5, 6/26
7Pop goes the Kanker! »
And so another day in the Cul-De-Sac, where the Kanker Sisters try to scam suckers and the Ed Gangsters seeks to make money and make people cry!..wait, what? Pop goes the Ed AUEd, Edd n Eddy, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, updated: 6/25 published: 5/14
33 Cleaved: AFTERMATH »
'Cleaved' AU! Mina's defeated, Star and Marco are reunited, happily ever after, right?...yeah, not so much.Without realizing it, Star has messed up the wrong organizations 'backyard' and their going to 'teach' her why she just made a BIG mistake...Star Vs. The Forces of Evil & SCP Foundation Mythos, T, English, Sci-Fi & Supernatural, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 37, follows: 32, updated: 6/14 published: 7/8/2019, [Marco D., Star B.]
7 A great big ClusterF--- »
This day was supposed to be perfect, an epic friendship origin story that we all dreamed of since we were small. But instead of a Rainboom putting cutiemarks on their flanks, they'll get blood, murder and tanks and soon Equestria will begin to fall... Rainboom AU! Wendy X Tyrone, Twilight X Dipper X MaremMy Little Pony & Gravity Falls, M, English, Sci-Fi & Supernatural, chapters: 7, words: 26k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 6/9 published: 9/17/2018, [Dipper P., Twilight Sparkle] [Wendy, Tyrone]
43 Dib Chan Adventures »
What if instead of losing their mother, the Membraine family lost their father. What if their mother was a certain chinese badass little girl all grown up? What if the government of earth wasn't total morons? How would Zim handle all this?Invader Zim & Jackie Chan Adventures, M, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, chapters: 11, words: 12k+, favs: 44, follows: 42, updated: 5/31 published: 5/17/2017, [Dib, Tak] [Gaz, Zim]
49Wendy's naked Summer »
Good news! Wendy won a contest! Bad news! She has to spend the summer naked to claim her prize! Yes, Dipper. You can squeal now. The image was made by DArtGuy86Gravity Falls, M, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 22, words: 19k+, favs: 76, follows: 72, updated: 5/31 published: 4/2/2019, [Dipper P., Wendy] [Pacifica N., Tyrone]
A Supernatural family 'special'
Sam and Dean find themselves in the land of Equestria! Facing their greatest challenge yet! Teaching six teen pony girls how to survive the upcoming apocalypse- And NO, they can't use friendship. "Kill me now." Grumbles DeanMy Little Pony & Supernatural, T, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, words: 6k+, favs: 1, follows: 5, 5/30
5 (Not so) Noble Mummy »
Season 3 AU! What if Daolong Wong Wasn't the villain for the season? What if it was a certain nigh-invulnerable undead Egyptian sorcerer? What if he needed to eat the noble animals to fully regenerate and rule the world? What if Valmont became a GOOD villain again? How would the Chan Clan handle that?Mummy & Jackie Chan Adventures, T, English, Supernatural & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 8, follows: 6, updated: 5/11 published: 3/30, Imhotep, Valmont
