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804Vahan: Possession is Nine Tenths »
First sequel to Vahan. In which Harry goes to Hogwarts, Dumbledore begins to realise the magnitude of his error, and Vahan sets about making friends and influencing people.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama, chapters: 21, words: 94k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 9/20/2019 published: 3/30/2016, Harry P.
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Don't tell Watari
A sugar deprived L is an annoying L. Luckily Light is a real problem solver.Death Note, K, English, words: 850, favs: 22, follows: 11, 10/30/2018, Light Y., L
856 Vahan »
Dumbledore thinks he will rescue Harry from his terrible family, setting himself up as Harry's mentor. Unfortunately for him, somebody else got there first. BAMF!Harry, M for violence, language, child abuse/prostitution, drug use, and all around criminal goings on.Harry Potter, M, English, chapters: 29, words: 132k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 7/11/2018 published: 11/6/2014, Harry P.
9 In Sheeps Clothing
Part 3 of Man vs Mandible. Yuuri is not having a good day. Oh look! It gets worse! Also, ow.Yuri!!! on Ice, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 24, follows: 8, 1/28/2018, Yuuri K.
4 Morning After 5 - Harry Potter and the Thinly Stretched Premise
Hermione is undeterred. Harry is likely nearing liver failure. McGonnagall causes several young men to lunge for the brain bleach. The author will not apologise.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 31, follows: 10, 12/8/2017
5 Morning After With a Vengence
Morning After Episode IV. A New Hope. It is a period of drunken shenanigans. Rebel whiskey bottles, striking from a hidden lounge room, have won their first victory against the evil forces of sobriety. During the battle, Rebel Hermione's managed to gain secret access to the Dark Side's ultimate weapon; The Animal Onesie. A garment with enough power to destroy an entire reputation.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 37, follows: 9, 5/21/2017, Harry P., Hermione G.
4 Still Waters Run Deep
Part 2 of Man vs Mandible. It's hard to keep his 'activities' a secret when there's witnesses...Yuri!!! on Ice, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 43, follows: 16, 3/31/2017, Yuuri K., Mila B.
12 It's Always the Quiet Ones
Yuuri is no stranger to catcalling. As an athlete, he had a hot body (even if he did get a little tubby occasionally) complete with a perfectly perky arse that you could bounce a coin off. Combined with his shy and avoidant demeanour, he was like a magnet for sleazebags with wandering hands. Sleazebags who would get a nasty surprise. Part 1 of Man vs Mandible.Yuri!!! on Ice, K+, English, words: 806, favs: 124, follows: 52, 3/4/2017, Yuuri K., Yuri P.
7 Another Morning After »
Part 2 of the Morning After series. More drunken pun based shenanigans, and some very important questions are asked. Or something.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 55, follows: 13, updated: 12/2/2016 published: 8/25/2015, Harry P.
12 Morning After 3 - The Morning Afterer
Where *does* he get those suits? Inquiring Hermione's want to know...Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 44, follows: 13, 12/2/2016, Harry P.
15 Don't Piss off the Janitor
It's about time someone put Galloway in his place. Never would have picked the Janitor to do it though...Transformers, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 106, follows: 43, 8/6/2016
13 Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Sometimes, the demons of the past can only be chased away by the demon of the present. (NOT Yaoi)Kuroshitsuji, K, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 752, favs: 34, follows: 8, 4/29/2016, Ciel P., Sebastian M.
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The Great Escape
Dean's meeting with Death is nothing like he expected. Honestly, who the hell is this kid?Harry Potter & Supernatural, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 871, 12/16/2015, Harry P., Dean W., Death
11 The Morning After »
Penguin onesies and action hero lines. Now if only Harry could remember what happened last night...Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 59, follows: 17, updated: 9/10/2015 published: 6/20/2015, Harry P.
16 Revelations
When Sherlock faked his death, he knew nobody would see through his plan. It was foolproof. Wasn't it?Sherlock, T, English, Romance, words: 794, favs: 74, follows: 14, 5/29/2015, John W., Sherlock H.
16 Sides of a Coin
HPDM. Love and hate are interchangeable, really. PWP, slash.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance, words: 672, favs: 69, follows: 21, 5/24/2015, Harry P., Draco M.
19 Such a Charmer
Poker nights and Halloween Balls. Mwahahaha. Completely ridiculous and I'm not sorry.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, words: 613, favs: 48, follows: 12, 5/20/2015, Harry P., Severus S.
23 Mama McGonagall
He may be sick and contagious, but there is no way her son will be miserable on his birthday. Just a bit of fluffy stuff.Harry Potter, K, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 128, follows: 52, 4/29/2015, Harry P., Minerva M.
101 Delirium Victoria
What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 656, follows: 193, 3/11/2015, Harry P., Voldemort
11 So Long
HPDM Companion to Goodbye. Draco's POV. The smallest word could save them both.Harry Potter, K, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 6, 3/11/2015, Harry P., Draco M.
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