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87Fifty Shades of Grey Hair II »
Like Grey Hair I, these stories are based on classic jokes like this bad driver joke by Will Rogers: "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car."Fifty Shades Trilogy, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 6k+, favs: 13, follows: 17, updated: 4/21 published: 4/6/2018
101Fifty Shades: The Further Adventures of Kate & José »
Like "Grey Hair," these stories are all based on classic naughty jokes along the lines of: "Life is sexually transmitted."Fifty Shades Trilogy, M, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 35, words: 6k+, favs: 8, follows: 21, updated: 4/15 published: 1/17/2016
24Grey Shades of Fifty »
Why is an actor IN a movie, but ON television?Fifty Shades Trilogy, M, English, Romance & Parody, chapters: 12, words: 3k+, favs: 15, follows: 20, updated: 1/13 published: 6/22/2015
2Getting Old Is Hard To Do
What did JayZ call his wife before marrying her? Feyoncé.Misc. Plays/Musicals, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 268, favs: 1, follows: 1, 9/28/2019
15Fifty Shades of Gnocchi (and other literary shenanigans) »
If a turtle loses its shell, is it homeless or naked?Fifty Shades Trilogy, M, English, Parody & Romance, chapters: 14, words: 5k+, favs: 14, follows: 14, updated: 5/21/2019 published: 8/22/2013, Christian G., Anastasia S.
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Off To See The Wizard
I almost fell in love with a psychic, but she left me before we met.Wizard of Oz, K+, English, Family & Humor, words: 776, 3/24/2019
29Biblelicious (saving souls, one offensive story at a time) »
This Just In! Suicidal Twin Kills Sister By Mistake!Bible, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 11, words: 8k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 1/23/2019 published: 12/23/2013
3 Fifty Shades: As Told by Christian, Too »
Because of the overwhelming outcry against my original satire of "As Told By," I've decided to rethink and rewrite the distasteful parody.Fifty Shades Trilogy, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 8, favs: 7, follows: 8, 12/11/2018
1Bananas Revisted: The Migrant Caravan
When Woody Allen filmed his second movie "Bananas," he was asked if sex was dirty. "Only if it's done right," he answered.Misc. Movies, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 750, 11/7/2018
2 The Raven (edited for time)
Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? It didn't have the guts.Edgar Allan Poe, K+, English, Horror & Parody, words: 256, 10/30/2018
8 Fifty Shades: As Told by Christian »
Deja Vu walked into a bar. Deja Vu walked into a bar. Deja Vu walked into a bar...Fifty Shades Trilogy, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 5, favs: 6, follows: 6, 10/29/2018
Towelie Says: DON'T DROWN!
I'm high on life. And heroin. But mostly life. I promise. Just kidding, I'm high on crystal meth.
South Park, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 370, favs: 1, updated: 7/31/2018 published: 6/3/2018
1Footprints in the Sand »
If life is a highway, then Mondays are the potholes.Parodies and Spoofs, K+, English, Spiritual & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 654, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 7/27/2018 published: 7/26/2018
Barackula Revisited
Two flies land on a piece of poop. Before he eats, one fly lowers his head and begins to pray. When he's done, the other fly asks him, "Was your prayer answered, Joe?" "No," the first fly says. "It's still poop."Dracula 2000, K+, English, Horror & Parody, words: 928, 7/16/2018
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The Prisoner
They say a barking dog doesn't bite. Now, I know that, and you know that, but does the dog know it?Doctor Who & The Prisoner, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 6/16/2018
Obama, Joe Biden, & Me
"I'd KILL for a Nobel Peace Prize." -B.O.Pulp Fiction & Full Metal Jacket, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, 6/7/2018
90 Fifty Shades of Grey Hair I »
I wish I could take credit, but these stories are based on classic naughty jokes. Such as: "An Irish toast: 'To my wife and girlfriend. May they never meet.'"Fifty Shades Trilogy, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 50, words: 16k+, favs: 33, follows: 46, updated: 4/6/2018 published: 8/2/2014, Anastasia S.
2 A Christmas Canine
It would probably be better if you didn't read this.A Christmas Carol, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 704, favs: 3, follows: 3, 12/16/2017
2 Stephen King's IT Parody Song
Sing to the tune of "Ruby (Don't Take Your Love To Town)" by Mel Tillis. By the way, why doesn't glue stick to the INSIDE of the bottle?IT, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 177, favs: 3, follows: 1, 9/27/2017
Roswell! Alien Abduction Capital of the World!
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
Roswell, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, follows: 1, 7/1/2017
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