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14Prime Directive: Exterminate »
Keep running. Always running. Always moving forward; because when you're surrounded from behind forward is the only way to go. The Fabulous Killjoys are back and ready to take on some new challenges alongside their friends from the Zones. BLI is back and worse than ever, their directive? Exterminate the rebels at all costs. RETURNING FROM HIATUS AFTER 3 YEARSMisc. Plays/Musicals, T, English, Romance & Sci-Fi, chapters: 9, words: 9k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 4/9/2016 published: 3/17/2013
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The Missing Thimble »
Guinevere follows her dreams as a violinist to a university in London, England. She befriends her handsome but awkward stand partner, Peter Gardner, and his gang of unusual but funny friends. Everything is wonderful...until her mysterious genealogy substitute assigns a project that unlocks a long-hidden family secret. A secret that threatens Gwen and her new-found happiness.Peter Pan, T, English, chapters: 11, words: 19k+, favs: 16, follows: 12, updated: 9/6/2014 published: 6/13/2014, Captain Hook, Peter Pan, Slightly, OC
2 Playlist Labyrinth »
A bunch of songs that have been Labyrinthified. Because Get Lucky and Call Me Maybe just weren't funny enough the first time around. Several altered-lyric songs written to make you laugh.Labyrinth, K+, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 534, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 1/19/2014 published: 1/18/2014
15 House Calls From The Doctor »
David Tennant has had an accident and thinks he's the Doctor! The only person who can help him now is a college-age fangirl who has no idea what the heck is going on, and no idea why her favorite actor is standing on her porch.Doctor Who, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 21, follows: 18, updated: 12/21/2013 published: 12/20/2012, 10th Doctor
2 Hungry Heart
Ghoul hasn't been himself lately, and Hurricane Bunny just wants to make him feel better. Beware, motorbabies, it gets a little risque. Oneshot. MCR Killjoy-verse. Danger Days!Misc. Plays/Musicals, T, English, words: 848, favs: 1, 12/19/2013
2 Cake and Champagne
Emmett knows exactly how to make up for stupid things, and Bay knows exactly how to forgive him. Slightly AU Bemmett oneshot.Switched at Birth, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 2, 12/16/2013, Emmett B., Bay K.
13 The Ghost of You
Of all the things to find on the Harvard campus, he was not one of them. But for some reason, Dani wasn't going to argue with Fate. Not this time.Hocus Pocus, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 47, follows: 22, 11/26/2013, Dani D., Thackery B./Binx
31 A Tale of More Woe »
Bay spends a month at Silver Lake Fine Arts Camp to improve her painting skills, but ends up having more fun in her Shakespeare Studies class with the handsome Emmett. Will the story they're acting out reflect their lives and blossoming romance, or will Bay and Emmett be able to overcome all obstacles and prove that not all star-crossed lovers are doomed to failure? AU BemmettSwitched at Birth, T, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 8, words: 13k+, favs: 23, follows: 19, updated: 11/25/2013 published: 10/16/2013, Emmett B., Bay K.
3 Velvet and Newspaper
An almost-smut OC/OC oneshot that I wrote merely out of boredom. Review, don't review, read because you like fluff and cuteness and oddly sex-scene-free one-night stands with attractive newsies... This is kind of just me building on Firefly's story.Newsies, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 11/14/2013
133 Somewhere in Neverland »
Life at Roger Heights high school is about to get a lot more interesting now that the notorious bad-boy, Peter Pan, is going out with the hottest girl in school, Kelsey. And why is he suddenly so determined to be friends with the quiet, poetic Wendy? Things aren't exactly what the seem. AUPeter Pan, T, English, Romance, chapters: 17, words: 31k+, favs: 76, follows: 63, updated: 11/1/2013 published: 6/14/2013, Peter Pan, Wendy D.
29 The Sign for Glass Slipper »
A long time ago in the Kingdom of Carlton, an orphaned girl was forced to live with a family that abused her. She cleaned for them, cooked, and grew up to be beautiful...but she was different. She was hearing. A hearing girl would never be able to capture the heart of the deaf Crown Prince, Emmett. But will true love be able to conquer all? It usually does. AU Emmett/BaySwitched at Birth, T, English, Romance, chapters: 4, words: 6k+, favs: 45, follows: 19, updated: 10/13/2013 published: 10/2/2013, Emmett B., Bay K.
2 The Best Show Ever
And I cried all night to the best show ever! A parody of One Direction's Best Song Ever all about how addicted to Switched at Birth I've become and how important OTPs are. It's just a funny, silly song about being a fangirl. Please read and laugh and enjoy!Switched at Birth, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 436, favs: 3, follows: 1, 9/29/2013
1 The Friendzone Song
My parody lyrics of Friend Like Me from Aladdin. A little song about putting guys in the friendzone. Because...well, because all girls do it whether we admit it or not. I feel bad for my little friendzoned buddies so I wrote this song for them.Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Angst & Parody, words: 522, favs: 1, 8/19/2013
3 According to Ru
A parody of According to You by Orianthi. I see some funny and interesting things in this fandom and figured that a writer who was new and unaccustomed would freak out a little. Which they usually do. So these are the parody lyrics from an Inuyasha purist complaining that not everything is Rumiko Takahashi's canon. Please enjoy, laugh, and maybe sing along.Inuyasha, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 410, favs: 1, 8/5/2013
64 A Norse God Sleeps on My Couch »
Loki is punished by being sent to Midgard. The twist? He's living with two fangirls! Enjoy Loki from a different perspective as he hoards rootbeer, makes messes, discovers our 'alien technology' and gets into a little trouble. Featuring the Avengers, Nick Fury, and the God of Mischief himself!Avengers, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 10, words: 8k+, favs: 42, follows: 40, updated: 6/20/2013 published: 7/2/2012, Loki
5 Stained Glass
He knew it now like he had known it then, Hook had merely reminded him. And he wondered if he'd ever have another happy thought. Oneshot.Peter Pan, K+, English, words: 338, favs: 6, 6/12/2013, Wendy D., Captain Hook, Peter Pan
5 Disney Princess Call Me Maybe
The Disney Princesses rant about their cheesy plots via Call Me Maybe. Read for some serious laughs.Misc. Movies, K+, English, words: 328, favs: 9, 5/15/2013
3 My Heart No Longer Needs to Go On
Because Mia and Jane took the Professor's invention and fixed the ending of Titanic! Thank goodness, because Jack is an idiot. Just a oneshot I wrote for laughs. Read if you enjoy parodies and warm happy feelings.Titanic, K+, English, words: 681, favs: 2, 5/9/2013, Rose D., Jack D.
7 The One Ring
We've got the One Ring! A One Direction parody of One Thing that just might have you singing along. Just for fun and to amuse, enjoy!Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 200, favs: 5, 4/1/2013, Frodo B.
1 What Tomorrow Brings
I'll tell you all how the story ends, where the good guys die and the bad guys win. One last attempt to save what tomorrow brings. Drabblish/Oneshot Killjoy-verse MCRMisc. Plays/Musicals, T, English, Tragedy & Romance, words: 619, 2/28/2013
