3Of course when I mean 'Ru' I mean Rumiko Takahashi, creator of InuYasha.
This is a parody of Orianthi's "According to You" and is based on the point of view of a fanfiction author who is watching her fandom write scary things. Let's face it, all fandoms have some weird stuff in it. This is not written from MY point of view, but is just for parody purposes.
Disclaimer: I do not own the song, nor do I own InuYasha.
According to Ru
There's no u in Koga
Where are the fans getting this?
!
According to Ru
Still no u in Kikyo
They won't pass the spelling test
!
Where's the plot
In these fics
Why are they all wrong?
No one gets with Sesshomaru
According to Ru
According to Ru
!
But according to fans
This Sesshy is a pedophile
Or he is with poor Kagome
According to fans
Inu is with everyone
Sometimes Naraku gets a chance
!
Everything is lemon and
I must put a stop to it
This yaoi is getting real out of hand
This fandom is going to lose what we love
According to Ru
!
According to Ru
Koga's with Ayame
You just cannot mess with that
!
According to Ru
Kagome gets Inu
That's the ending that was planned
!
I'm a fan who's in love
With the real plot line
Fanfiction is getting out of hand
According to Ru
According to Ru
!
But according to fans
Kagome always whines too much
Koga is now intelligent
According to fans
Kikyo gets Naraku
Hojo is so nonexistent
!
Everything is lemon and
I must put a stop to it
This fetish is getting real out of hand
This fandom is going to lose what we love
According to Ru
!
We need to find the plot line
Lemon and lime (oh no)
Why can't we all just compromise?
We start being unique now
!
According to me
This fandom is awesome
We just need to get it on track
!
But according to fans
This Sesshy is a pedophile
Or he is with poor Kagome
According to fans
Inu is with everyone
Sometimes Naraku gets a chance
!
Everything is lemon and
I must put a stop to it
This fetish is getting real out of hand
This fandom is going to lose what we love
According to Ru
!
According to Ru
There's no u in Koga
Where are the fans getting this…?
