Last updated: 03/16/2012

Hello!

About me: I am a classic and certifiably insane dingbat because I am different from others (i'm even different from some of my friends) but I don't really give a hoot about it. I enjoy writing, drawing, and acting. I love animals, I'm a vegetarian, and I frown upon war and global warming. I am beginning to write fanfics because I have nothing better to do. And yes, that is the truth.

That's a devil. It is my signature '-.-'

DeviantART - ShadowManipulator7

Basic facts about me: I live in Sac with my 'rents, go to Hi Skool with my best buds, and I currently hate the world and all it's tiny, despicable flaws - or giant flaws, whichever makes more sense. These are some other basic facts about me.

Fav Colour: Black; Navy; Green; Crimson; Violet (mostly black, though)

Fav Food: Italian

Fav Animal: Bears

Fav Place: Scotland; Europe; New Zealand

Fav Hero: GIR (Invader Zim)

Fav Book(s): Harry Potter, Crank, Number the Stars, The Chronicles Of Vladimir Tod, A Series Of Unfortunate Events, The Kidnapping Of Christina Lattimore, Lord Of The Rings, How To Train Your Dragon series

Fav Movie(s): Pan's Labyrinth, How To Train Your Dragon, Voices, Addam's Family, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Sweeney Todd: A Demon On Fleet Street, Juno, Hellboy, The Proposal, Paul, Practical Magic

Fav Show(s): Danny Phantom, Fringe, Full House, Invader Zim, Teen Titans, Raising Hope, iCarly, Victorious, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory

Fav Band(s): Evanescence, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, Flyleaf, Linkin Park, Kidneythieves, Green Day (come on, who doesn't love 'em?), Three Days Grace, Korn, 3 Doors Down, Daughtry, Paramore, Lacuna Coil, Nickelback, Stabbing Westward, Black Eyed Peas, Muse, No Doubt, 3oh!3, Fireflight, All-American Rejects, Bullet For My Vallentine, Boys Like Girls, KSM, The Lonely Island, Seether, Adema, Finger Eleven, Pretty Reckless, Breaking Benjamin, Fall Out Boy, Sick Puppies, Black Veil Brides, Panic! At The Disco, Blood On The Dance Floor, Slayer, Owl City, The Veronicas, Marilyn Manson

Fav Singer(s): Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, P!nk, Kelly, Fergie, Rob Zombie, Katy Perry, Gwen Stefani, Ke$ha, Taylor Swift, Weird Al Yankovic, Carrie Underwood, Bruno Mars, Utada Hikaru, Adele

Fav Play: Wicked

Fav Manga/Anime: Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle; Naruto; One Piece; Bleach; Soul Eater; Ouran High School Host Club

Fav Language: Sarcasm

Least-fav Colour: Pink; Yellow; Orange; White

Least-fav Food: Greek

Least-fav Animal: Monkey

Least-fav Place: Any place located on the Equator (just because it's too hot!)

Least-fav Hero: Speedy (Teen Titans)

Least-fav Book(s): Twilight, The Voyage of the Frog, The House Of Night series, Love Stargirl, Nancy Drew series, The Da Vinci Code, The Host

Least-fav Movie(s): Push, Over The Hedge, Star Wars, Star Trek, Happy Feet, 500 Days Of Summer, The Notebook, Up

Least-fav Show(s): The Office, Sonny with a Chance, Jonas, Glee

Least-fav Band: Jonas Brothers, Nirvana, Maroon 5, Nine Inch Nails, The Beatles, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Kings Of Leon, The Rolling Stones, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Big Time Rush

Least-fav Singer(s): Justin Bieber, Rob Pattinson (he cannot sing for SHIT!), Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Micheal Jackson, Kris Allen, Ozzy Osborne

Least-fav Play: RENT

Least-fav Manga/Anime: Pokemon; Death Note; Hellsing

Least-fav Language: Skepticism

I hope you like my stories, whoever-is-reading-my-Profile! Happy Shadow Day! Eat your vegetables! Whatever (goes off to play PS2 or Gamecube)

PEACE OUT! '-.-'

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put this on your profile if you support vampyres . . .and no! not those fudging idiots that sparkle!

http:///quizzes/168733/which-teen-titans-character-are-you

I'm Raven, from the Teen Titans from the quiz above ^ see what member of the Titans you are.

This section of my profile is focused on some of my stories and my OC's, since i write A LOT of OC's in my fanfics.

Last Updated: 02/06/2012

~OC's:

A Titan Baby: No original characters - yet?

Casper Idol:
* Carter Williams:
- Transfer student
- Sam's boyfriend
- Team Phantom member
- Casper Idol contestant
- Red/black hair; orange eyes; tall

Crystal:
- Student
- Tucker's girlfriend
- Team Phantom member (soon to be)
- Brown hair; blue eyes

CPR: No original characters.

Cure To Hiccups: No original characters.

Favourite Colours: No original characters.

Kiss Me Again: No original characters.

Lovebug: No original characters.

Loving Inebriation:
* Kori Eternus: Kori Eternus
- Straw Hat Pirate
- Darkness abilities
- Bounty: 100, 000, 000 Beli
- Black hair; purple eyes (green, red); short; pale

Cherry Deleo: Chery Deleo
- Straw Hat Pirate
- Mind abilities
- Bounty: 50, 000, 000 Beli
- Pink hair; blue eyes; short

Loving Revenge:
* Kori Eternus:
- Random girl
- Straw Hat Pirate
- Darkness abilities
- Bounty: 100, 000, 000 Beli
- Black hair; purple eyes (green, red); short; pale

The Battle Of Blood:
* Birthmark: Birthmark
- Unusual girl
- From the Inner Islands (Outcast Lands)
- Dragon fighter
- Bloodsucker
- Brown hair; blue eyes; pale

Bloodlust: Bloodlust
- Unusual goth girl
- From the Inner Islands (Outcast Lands)
- Dragon fighter
- Bloodsucker
- Black hair; brown eyes; pale

Madman:
- Enemy
- Tribal Leader
- Bloodsucker
- Black hair; red eyes; tall; pale

Rabbitpaws: Rabbitpaws
- Unusual bubbly girl
- From the Inner Islands (Outcast Lands)
- Dragon fighter
- Bloodsucker
- Brown hair; green eyes; very short; pale

Sniper:
- Unusual boy
- From the Inner Islands (Outcast Lands)
- Dragon fighter
- Bloodsucker
- Red hair; brown eyes; tall; pale

The End Of The World:
* Asmodeous:
- Mother of Gaz
- Death
- Purple hair; grey eyes; very tall; pale

This Close: No original characters.

Too Bad: No original characters.

Werewolf's Night: No original characters.

~End~

~Future chapters to post:

Casper Idol: Hiatus - will update Chapter 2 eventually after edits.

Loving Revenge: Chapter 8 will be up in about a week or two, just be patient.

The Battle Of Blood: Hiatus - will update Chapter 2 eventually after edits.

The End Of The World: Hiatus - will update Chapter 2 eventually after edits.

~End~

That's it for now, but I'm going start updating once a week, unless I've updated more on a certain story or something.

Aren't OC's awesome? You can make them as bitchy as you want!

Funny Stuff:

(me and a triplet during lunch break at school) Me: watcha' listenin' to? (i grab her headphones and place them in my ears) Triplet: i'm not listening to anything right now . . . Me: (starts to rock out to nothing) Triplet: (points to me when our other friends stare at me weirdly) i have no clue what she's listening to. (everyone laughs)

(me and my family eating on Mother's Day. everyone is talking about something i really don't care about) Me: (staring at the ceiling while everyone talks) the ceiling is pretty. Everyone else: (stops talking and looks up at the ceiling) Mom: yeah, it is.

(me, my grandma, and my cousin dipping our feet in the pool. cousin and grandma talk about the colour of the house randomly) Grandma: it's not a very blue colour . . . Cousin: the guy was right. the paint is called Thumper because it looks like the freaking little grey bunny from Bambi. Me: (giggles uncontrollably)

(me, my grandma, and my cousin dipping our feet in the pool. grandma asks me for the water guns on the other side of the pool) Me: (i reach my hand out and open my hand) Telekinesis! Grandma: nice try, but i don't think it's going to work. Me: sure it will. haven't you watched X-Men? (cousin and grandma laugh at me)

(me standing in the hallway while mom, cousin, and Raven clean out the storage room. mom finds a lot of my kid stuff and taunts me with it) Mom: you used to do a lot of weird stuff when you were little, Shadow. Me: really, like what? Mom: you don't remember screaming at the birds? Me: (this got me really interested) why did i scream at birds? Mom: i don't know. one morning when you were about five i woke up to you screaming out the window 'SHUT UP!'. i went to go look and the birds flew away. (the four of us break down laughing)

(me and Raven sitting in the living room. he reads something quietly while i just sit there) Me: (starts laughing hysterically for no reason) Him: (looks at me oddly) what are you on?

(me and Raven setting up the table for dinner outside. the waterfall in the pool is running and the sun is setting) Him: what's up? Me: the sky. Him: what's going on? Me: (points to the waterfall) the waterfall in the pool. Him: what's happening? Me: dinner. Him: how's it going? Me: (looks back at the waterfall) i don't know how it works. Him: (looks very annoyed. he looks away from me, sits) i'm going to talk to my Margarita now. (whispers) it's okay, she doesn't understand you, but i do. she'll never understand us. (he sips his drink) Me: (laughs hysterically)

(me and my family eating dinner outside. we are eating nacho salad) Me: (looks around the table randomly) you know, this isn't even nacho salad. there's no nacho cheese. Raven: because that would be stealing. Me: shut up.

(me, mom, and Raven) Raven: (falls over 'dead') Me: mom! your boyfriend died! Mom: oh no, whatever will we do? (i got my sarcasm from her) Me: let's get a stick a poke it! Mom: yay! where's a stick! Raven: oh, hell no!

(me, Raven, and mom sitting in mom's car. she's driving) Mom: I'm starting to pickle Okra, so you two will be my tester dummies. Me: did you just call us dummies? Mom: that's the general name for a taste-tester, Shadow. Me: but Raven and i aren't dummies . . . or at least i'm not . . .

(me and some friends from school. we're hiding in the bushes from another friend who has no idea where we are) Friend 1: let's pull a prank on him! Me: awesome! (we all huddle together, careful not to be seen, then shout in unison to our friend) FRIEND 2! (we duck back down) Friend 2: (looks around, confused, then goes back to what he was doing) Friend 1: let's do it again! (we huddle again and shout louder) FRIEND 2! (we duck back down) Friend 2: (freezes, drops his stuff, and looks up at the sky) God, is that you!!! Us: (began laughing hysterically. we hear him curse us out) Me: oopsie . . . (i'm the not-so innocent one . . .) ;)

(me, cousin, mom, and Raven sitting around the living room after eating a late dinner) Cousin: you look like a doll. Me: why? Cousin: it's just your makeup. you look like one of those porcelain dolls with the elaborate makeup designs around the eyes and stuff. Me: that's silly. Cousin: well, who knows. can you move into different poses? do you have detachable limbs? Me: i sure hope not. (everyone laughs)

(me and three friends in class) Big Head: bigfoot! Panda: what? Big Head: bigfoot! Me: shove it up your bigfoot! (my friends pause, look at me, then laugh)

(me and my mom in the living room. someone knocks on our door) Mom: Shadow, answer the door. Me: i don't wanna' . . .

(me and two friends sitting around during lunch) Creeper: i would only drink if i was at an awesome party or i was at Vegas. Izzy: i love Ve- Me: Vegas! (they laugh)

(me and Raven in the kitchen. he is cutting something with a knife while i drink an Izze) Me: it was just a joke, you know. Raven: (looks at me seriously, then points the knife at me, a yard away) I have a knife. Me: (i hold out my drink) I have juice. Raven: wanna' trade? Me: sure! :)

(me and The Love Of Hate talking through messages on fanfiction) The Love Of Hate: i promise i won't tell anyone, not even my shower curtains! Me: good! those shower curtains don't deserve to know!

(me texting my friends triplet and peace) Triplet: what's up? Me: (looks up) light. [later] Triplet: so how are you? Me: busybusybusybusybusybusybusy . . .did i mention busy? Tripletlolz Me: XD i aim to pleez. Triplet: lol ur wierd xD Me: says who? Triplet: says me Me: stop stinking up my cheerio, god. Triplet: r u high? Me: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! UR LYING!!!!!! no, i've just been reading Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Triplet: wtf i don't understand you. Me: don't feel discouraged, triplet, no 1 understands me. XD 2 answer ur previous question, no i am not high . . .although i wish i could fly. [later] Me: 'gud' is not a word. Triplet: ya it is. Me: says who? Triplet: says meee!!!! Me: really? i've never met this person name meee!!!! before. is he/she nice? Triplet: lol u r helika wierd. Me: helika? Triplet: yes. Me: is it nice there this time of year? [later] Me: hehe, i'm texting u and Peace at da same time. Triplet: kewl. Me: the way u spell 'kewl' sounds like 'jewel'. [later] Peace: ya i guess lol Me: XD yayz! i g2g. i got a friend over now and we r goin swimmin, bu i'll text u later :) byebye Peace! hope u got somewhr . . .like helika! XD

(me and my cousin sitting in the living room) Cousin: Shadow, you should have come with us today. there was summer school. Me: at Target? (they said they were going to Target that day, so i had no idea what she was talking about)

(me and my mom sitting outside near the pool) Mom: Hey, Shadow, can you look at the timer and tell me how much time there is left. Me: (I start to move towards the timer when it suddenly goes off. I turn back to my mom) None.

(me and grandma sitting in the living room) Grandma: so, what are you going to wear tomorrow? Me: well, I was thinking about wearing clothes . . .

(me, mom, and cousin swimming in the pool) Grandma: (walks out eating a sandwich) Me: you got a sandwich! (everyone stares at me)

(me, mom, and cousin swimming in the pool) Cousin: the aliens are gonna' steal our water. Me: no, they're going to steal our acorns! haven't you seen Chicken Little? Mom: no. Cousin: so pretty much the aliens are just squirrels. Mom: if that's true than why are those bastards stealing my strawberries? (we laugh)

(me, mom, cousin, and grandma eating outside. grandma and cousin are eating in the hot tub while mom and i eat at the table) Me: (to cousin and grandma) you guys just left us. you're eating in the hot tub while we eat at the table like cool people. Cousin: the hot tub is cool! Me: the table is cooler! Cousin: well we have jets! Me: well we have chairs!

(me, mom, cousin, and grandma outside) Cousin: (swimming at the deep end of the pool, her head barely above the surface) Me: cousin's sinking! (sarcasm) Mom: (looks at cousin, then at me) nah, she's just short.

(me, mom, and Raven in the kitchen) Mom: (takes out some cheesecake) Me: gross! you two are eating cheesecake while i have a lollipop! (show lollipop) and it's filled with magic!

(me, mom, Rave, and cousin in living room. mom asking me where a movie is) Mom: where's the movie? Me: i don't know. Mom: did you not just hear Raven tell you where the movie is? Me: no. Cousin: (laughs) no . . . Mom: you know where my Buffy Vampire series is? (i nod) it should be in there. Me: okay. Mom: now go get it. Me: my legs are broken. you expect me to walk upstairs with broken legs? (i didn't want to get up from my spot on the couch)

(me and Bubbles sitting in my room. i'm laying on my back on my bed while she's playing on my computer) Me: hey, what do you think would happen if i threw this baseball up in the air and it came back down? Bubbles: it'd hit you in the face and it'd really hurt.

(me, Bubbles, and Raven in the kitchen. he's making French Toast while Bubbles and i stand and watch) Bubbles: what are you doing? Me: (i was microwaving syrup) heating up the syrup. Bubbles: why would you heat your syrup up if you're putting it on hot pancakes. (Raven and i laugh) Bubbles: what? Me: it's French Toast, dummy.

(me and Bubbles in my room on the computer) Me: (randomly) wait! you've always been this disgusting, huh? Bubbles: yeah, ever since elementary school, Shadow.

(me and Monster at campsite. we were heading to the bathroom, but had to check in with an adult first) Me: hey, Mark, we're heading up to the bathrooms. Mark: well, good luck, you little rebels. (we bust down laughing)

(me and Bubbles in my room on the computer) Me: (puts on my Jack Skeleton jacket while i wear my GIR headband ears) Bubbles: (looks at the ears) wait, i thought i was the one with the horn jacket (looks at the ears closely) oh! now i guess we both can be horny.

(me and mom sitting in the living room) Me: isn't Mac awesome! (i was talking about Mac from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends) Mom: that one episode when he had sugar was funny. (she paused) he went on a bender, went on a rampage, and was causing mayhem - it was pretty funny!

(me sitting in my room on my computer, reading a story on fanfiction XD) Mom: Night, Shadow (my door was closed, so she didn't see what i was reading) Me: Night, mom (i finished the chapter and went on to the next one) Mom: Love ya', kiddo! Me: Lo- (suddenly annoyed as an advertisement popped up) damn, i hate commercials! Mom: (opens my door and peers in) what? (i laugh)

(me, mom, and Raven out in the hot tub) Mom: (talking to Raven) no, there will be no drowning in the hot tub! (she thinks for a second) hey, Raven, don't you have a stick upstairs? Raven: (gives her a serious look) what is the matter with you two? do you just enjoy poking dead things with sticks? Mom: (we giggle) yep! Raven: have you ever seen a dead body? Me: does a dead body count as an animal? Raven: no. Me: then no, but i sure would like to poke one.

(me, mom, and Raven out in the hot tub) Raven: (to mom) you're my dollipop. Me: no! she can't be a dollipop! you guys like cheesecake and lollipops are filled with magic! there's no such thing as a dollipop! Raven: (gives me a confused look) what are you on and where can i get some? (we laugh)

(me and mom in the living room) Me: (plops down on the recliner after chasing Pixie Dust - our first cat) Pixie hates me! Mom: No, she's just hyperactive. Me: I thought she had pills for that.

(me and Bubbles talking on the phone) Bubbles: well, i wanna' talk to him before i go on the suicide mission tomorrow. Me: try again tomorrow . . . if you're still alive.

(me writing a status comment on MySpace) Me: when life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch all the little crackerjacks get graped in the mouth - Mood: purple.

(me in the hallway with Pixie Dust) Me: (opening up a can of catfood). Pixie Dust: Mreow! Me: Jeez, hungry much? Pixie Dust: Meow! Me: Hold on, it's coming. Mom: Shadow, who are you talking to? Me: The cat.

(me and mom walking in the hallway) Me: (bumps arm into a plastic bin) I've been doing that a lot lately! Mom: What? Running into things? Me: Yeah!

(me and Raven in the kitchen) Me: (picks off a piece of lint from his shirt) [because i'm OCD like that]. Him: (pretending to be outraged) Hey, those are my friends! (i laugh)

(me chasing one of my cats down the hallway) Me: I'm gonna' pet you!

(me sitting on the computer. door suddenly opens) Raven: pork chop sandwiches! (closes the door again) Me: (confused) what in the hell?

(me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Me: (gets up, then bangs foot on the coffee table) OW! Raven: (sarcastically) Oh, Shadow, watch out.

(me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room. we're discussing Trick-Or-Treating rules while out at night) Mom: So, don't go TPing houses or chucking eggs at little children, alright? Me: (sighs) Okay, mom seriously! One, do you honestly think that I'd do something like that? Mom: No. Me: And two, even if I had done those things, do you honestly think I'd get caught?

(me alone in my room on the phone with Bubbles) Me: (explaining a scary movie) So, she's all alone in the house when suddenly- (doors slams open) Mom: Hi, Shadow! Me: (shrieks) Cheezits, mom! (she laughs at me) Bubbles: (on other end of the phone) What? What happened?

(me and The Love Of Hate in math class) The Love Of Hate: Don't say the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.

(me and The Love Of Hate in history class) Me: (hands her my notebook) Here, read this fanfiction I wrote and tell me what you think. The Love Of Hate: Okay. (starts reading out loud) 'After the blood curdling-' Me: No! Don't read it out loud! The Love Of Hate: Oh, okay. (reads silently to herself) Me: Don't read it in your head! Your thoughts are too loud! The Love Of Hate: Then how do I read it?! (we laugh)

(me and The Love Of Hate in history class) The Love Of Hate: (still reading out loud) Me: What is wrong with you? The Love Of Hate: Uh, I don't know. I, uh, I had breakfast this morning. Me: (stares at her, then bursts out laughing)

(me and Raven sitting in the living room) Raven: Shadow, can I have a fruit snack. Me: Sure. (he picks one up and is about to eat it when mom rushes in suddenly) Mom: Don't eat that! Raven: (freezes) why? Mom: Oh, hi. I wasn't talking to you. (runs over to the cat and takes fuzz out of her mouth. we laugh)

(me and Raven in the kitchen. i'm hungry) Me: (looks at the bag full of biscuits. looks at him in a pathetic way) Biscuit for the helpless? Raven: (rolls his eyes) Fine.

(me in the pantry) Me: (suddenly finds chocolate bars) I found chocolate! (the smile on my face was frightening)

(me, mom, Raven, and my grandma all in the living room. mom and grandma are figuring out how to put together a vacuum) Raven: (looks at them working) A bunch of monkeys. Mom: (turns around) What? Raven: (suddenly nervous) Nothing! (i laugh)

(me, mom, and Raven in the living room) Raven: So now that you got the vacuum set up, how is it going to transform? Mom: When we get the All Spark. We just discussed this ten minutes ago. Raven: We did? Me: Yessssssssssss! (we laugh)

(me sitting at my computer while mom stands in the doorway) Me: (notices her purple shirt) nice shirt. did you get graped in the mouth? Mom: yeah, a lot. Me: really? by who? Mom: people on the street. it kinda' sucked. (i laugh)

(me and cousin in the kitchen) Cousin: You got me sick! Me: Yes! My ingenious plan succeeded! Cousin: You're an evil little child. Me: I know right. :)

(me and mom in her room) Mom: Did you see our new closet yet? Me: Not yet. Mom: Then go look at it. Me: (opens the door) I see darkness. Mom: Then turn on the light, dingbat! Me: Hey! You called me a dingbat! Mom: I sure did.

(me, The Love Of Hate, friend 1, and Zim [my friend Zim is a girl] at lunch) Zim: You know how I know you're GIR? Me: How? Zim: Because you like chicken legs! Me: (acting horrified) No! I'm a vegetarian! I love waffles! Tacos!!!!! (they all laugh)

(me sitting at my computer desk. I hear mom and Raven in the hall talking) Raven: Why do I have to help? Mom: Because you're nice. Me: (snorts) If he's nice then I'm a Jackalope! Mom: (laughs) I guess Shadow's a Jackolope, Raven!

(me sitting at my computer desk while Freya stares at me) Freya: Mrew! Me: What? Are you hungry? Here, I'll get you some catfood. (gets up and opens can. turns back around and sees Freya sitting in my computer chair) Hey! What the hell, man?! Freya: (cocks her head to the side) Mew?

(me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Mom: (after watching the new Narnia trailer) 'I am always watching you'. Gee, that's kinda' creepy. How do they get any privacy? Me: He's like Santa Claus! Raven: So he watches you go to the bathroom and stuff? That'd be nice. Just say 'Hey, Aslan, watch this. I got something to show you. Yeah, you like that, huh? That turns you on, you pervert!' (mom and i laugh hysterically)

(me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Raven: (he, very randomly, yanks off his left shoe and tosses it to the floor) Me: (confused) why did you just throw your shoe on the ground? Raven: Bastard. He made me angry. (i laugh)

(me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Mom: (after watching a news 10 report about repeatedly dipping foods) Fucking double dippers! (i laugh)

(me, mom, cousin, grandma, and Raven all in the kitchen) Me: (drinking chocolate milk out of an edible candy cane shot glass from Target. i keep pouring the chocolate milk in until i run out and have to keep shooting sips) Raven: Dang, Shadow, you need to slow down there or you're gonna' get a hangover tomorrow! Me: Oh, yeah! I'm getting drunk off of chocolate milk! (everyone laughs)

(me sitting at my computer desk. my doors opens suddenly) Raven: Kung-Fu staring contest! (we stare at each other intensely) Me: You guys look great, by the way. (we laugh)

(me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Raven: Did you just say 'what' to me? Me: Yeah, I did. What?! Raven: I'ma' kill you with this knife! Me: Well, I'm gonna' kill you with this sharpie! Mom: (laughing) Killing a person with a sharpie! Ha Ha!

(me and The Love Of Hate in history class) The Love Of Hate: Don't throw that. Me: (holding her pencil while she reads something) The temptation is unbearable! The Love Of Hate: (snatches it away) Gimme' that!

(me, The Love Of Hate, and our other triplet during lunch) Triplet: We haven't had 5th period yet, so I dunno'. Me: (surprised) Wait! We haven't! Then where did I go to?! (they laugh)

(me, triplet, Just An Apache Emo Kid, and Lighttwin in science class. Just An Apache Emo Kid, and Lighttwin are slapping each other with pencils and pens) Lighttwin: (laughing her ass off) Just An Apache Emo Kid: Stop it! I'm gonna' slap you so hard you'll see yesterday!! Me: (laughing) What the hell?! That made no sense!!

(me and mom in the car listening to music. we were listening to I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance) Me: (when the song ends) I don't think he's okay, mom. Mom: (laughs) Really? What makes you think that?

(me, mom, and cousin in the kitchen. they're trying to get me to eat Blue Cheese - yuck!) Me: I don't like Blue Cheese! Mom: Well, Blue Cheese doesn't like you! Me: I already knew that! (they laugh)

(me and Zim in English class) Me: (gets a stamp for an assignment from the teacher) Yay! I got a stamp! Zim: (giggles) Wow.

(me and Just An Apache Emo Kid in Biology class) Me: Just An Apache Emo Kid, get over here! Just An Apache Emo Kid: What do you want?! Me: A hug! (hugs her)

(me and Bean sitting in her room) Bean: What's that state above Oregon? Me: Washington. Bean: How long's that been there? Me: A while.

(me looking at pictures on deviantART. I read a story and a picture, then review the picture) MrsZeldaLink: Did the girls see them without the towels? o.o masterrohan: Tehehehehehhehe. Me: I think Astrid would LOVE to see Hiccup, but Ruffnut might be appalled to see her own BROTHER. But the other boys would heal her eyes . . .tee hee XD. masterrohan: "The other boys would heal her eyes" rofl! Me: LMAO.

(me, mom, and Raven in the living room. Raven is playing The Legend Of Zelda: The Wind Waker [that game totally kicks ass!]) Mom: (looks up from her magazine) Link is just Zelda's bitch. Me: (laughs hysterically)

(me and my mom in the living room) Mom: Shadow, I gotta' talk to you about something. Me: Am I in trouble? Because if I am, I didn't do it! Mom: (laughs)

(me texting The Love Of Hate) Me: Wuzzup? The Love Of Hate: The sky. Me: *looks up* Holy shiz! When did that get there?!

(me, mom, and Raven sitting in the living room) Me: (blows a raspberry at Raven) Raven: (stands over me, trying to look threatening, reaches into his pocket and pulls out - toothpaste?) Me: (confused) Why do you have toothpaste i your pocket? Raven: (looks at the toothpaste) That's what I really want to know. Me: (laughs)

(me and Raven in my room. He just showed me the Bald Eagle video - awwwwww!) Raven: (his hat suddenly falls off) Me: Wait, when were you wearing a hat? Raven: (confused) You didn't see me wearing this hat when I walked in the room? Me: . . .No.

(me in class) Student: (very randomly) Teacher, I have found God!! Teacher: That's nice, student, now sit down. Me: (trying very hard not to burst out laughing)

(me on my computer. mom suddenly comes in the room with a serious expression) Me: (confused) What? Mom: You forgot to bring up your pillows! Me: Oops . . . Mom: And later when you're asleep, Raven and I are going to beat you with them! (we both burst out laughing)

(me and mom in the bathroom) Mom: (pushed me out of the bathroom) Leave. I gotta' pee. Me: Really? You gotta' pee? Mom: (starts to close the door) Yeah. Me: That's amazing! Mom: (closes the door in face)

(me texting Bubbles) Bubbles: What should I make for lunch? Me: hmmm . . .how about food? Bubbles: Lol I'm thinking pasta. Me: Lolz ok then. Bubbles: White sauce or red? Me: Green. Bubbles: I don't have green. Me: Ok . . .then try purple. Bubbles: Ok I'll just dye it.

(me, mom, Justin, and grandma in the car) Mom: Corn nuts are good. Me: Uh-huh. Mom: Are you listening to your iPod? Me: (takes out ear buds) What?

(me sitting at my desk drawing) Me: (finally done drawing) Raven, what do you think of my drawing? Raven: (sarcastically) It looks like shit! Me: Shut up. Raven: (laughs)

Me: (going to empty the dustpan full of kitty hair) Raven: Shadow! That's not nice! Let the cat out! Me: (laughs hysterically)

(me standing in the middle of the kitchen) Me: Hey, mom, what's this pretty blue light? Cousin: Touch it! Mom: No, don't touch it! Me: Must resist the temptation!

(me texting my triplet, The Love Of Hate) The Love Of Hate: Do you know who I am? Me: You're my triplet! The Love Of Hate: Noooo O.O ... I'm the cheesecake ... in your tummy! Me: I hate cheesecake! The Love Of Hate: Well then get me out of here! (we laugh)

(me messaging The Love Of Hate) The Love Of Hate: Lmao. I can't wait to see them XD Heyy guess what :D Me: Um ... Hold on, give me a minute ... *thinks* um ... *thinks again* ... urg ... *brain explodes from thinking too hard* gah! I don't know, what, triplet? :D The Love Of Hate: I was going to tell you that I set fire to a condom, but I already posted that journal, so now you know. Me: (falls out of chair laughing too hard)

(me in my room. Raven knocks on the door) Me: What? Raven: What? Me: (confused) What? Raven: (chuckles) What? Me: What?! Raven: What? (closes the door) Me: (stands in silence for 3 seconds) What?! Raven: (giggling outside) What? Me: (opens my door) What?! Raven: Shhhhhhhh ... What? Me: (laughs) ... Uh, what?

(me eating cake) Cousin: What did you do to your cake slice?! Me: (looks at disorganized cake slice) I had problems . . .

(me texting The Love Of Hate) The Love Of Hate: Aaaaaaaah! guess what guess what GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5000 years into the future where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically-controlled flying dolphins?! The Love Of Hate: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . .

(me walking into school on 'Retro Day') Teacher: (looks at my outfit) Now that's retro! You go girl! Me: (laughs)

(me walking in the hallway. I hear mom yell from downstairs) Mom: Shadow, can you look for the cats upstairs?! Me: (looking for the cats) I found Freya and Pixie Dust, but not Brownie! Mom: We looked all down here and didn't find her! Me: Well, look again, because she's not up here! Mom: Why don't you look up there again! Me: I'm telling you, she's not - (sees Brownie at my feet) Oh, here she is! Mom: (laughs)

(me in the hallway) Raven: (goes in storage room) Admittance is forbidden! Me: No one sees the wizard! Raven: (opens door) Haha! (taps nose, then goes back in the storage room)

(me in laundry room) Me: (looks up to see two scarecrows guarding the door, staring at me with twisted smiles. I run into the living room) Why are there scarecrows in the laundry room?! (I was very freaked out)

(me, Raven, and mom in living room) Mom: (cleaning. suddenly tosses a cat toy, which accidentally lands in my cereal) Oh!! (breaks down laughing) Me: (looks at her with a shocked expression) What the fuck, man?

(me, grandma, mom, and Raven in the car) Raven: Hey, look, a Target truck. Mom: Let's high-jack it! (we all laugh) Hey, mom, look! A Target truck! Grandma: (driving) Let's high-jack it! (we all laugh, except for Raven) Raven: What is it with you people and high-jacking Target trucks?!

(me in living room with family) Me: (grabs a bag of corn nuts and heads upstairs to my bedroom) I got Corn Nuts!! Mom: Give me some of those Corn Nuts!! Me: No!! (runs away) Mom: (calling after me) I want the Corn Nuts!! Me: (upstairs) My Corn Nuts!! Raven: (comes out from the room I just passed by) What is wrong with you? Me: (slams bedroom door) Corn Nuts!!

This is the part of my profile where I copy and paste random stuff about me and things that I believe in, support, am against, love, just randomly posted . . .and so and so forth. Yada yada yada! blah blah blah! ENJOI!

The Stupid Test! (Put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 21 or less, than you are not stupid.) P.S. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. - [i'm so clumsy]

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were not talking. - [i don't understand how THAT one happened]

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door. - [i swear, it's like invisible!]

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. - [hehe, good times]

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. - [story of my life]

~total= 5

(x) You have run into a tree. - [no . . .i was giving it a hug!]

( ) It IS possible to lick your elbow - [sure it is . . .have someone else do it]

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow. [yeah . . .]

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. - [ . . .they do!]

(x) You just tried to sing them. - [yeah . . .]

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. - [i'm so clumsy]

(x) You have choked on your own spit. - [yeah . . .]

( ) You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. - [what's the Matrix?]

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice - [that's because the brain doesn't usually notice the second word]

(x) You just looked at it. - [yeah . . .]

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. - [what's that got to do with anything?! I'm blonde naturally!]

(x) People have called you slow. - [well, maybe they're just going too slow for my slowness! . . .wait, that didn't make any sense . . .]

~total so far= 15

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire - [hehe, good times]

( ) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. - [who does that?]

(x) You have caught yourself drooling. - [in my sleep]

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class. - [so?]

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. - [more along the lines of 'fluff']

(x) You just laughed. - [yeah]

~total so far= 20

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking. - [it's soothing]

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about. - [it's called ADD]

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you. - [it's like they know!]

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. - [got it, screaming excessively]

( ) You use your fingers to do simple math. - [who does that anymore?]

~total so far= 24

( ) You have eaten a bug. - [YUCK]

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. - [holy shit, you're psychic!]

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it. - [oh no, I meant to do that]

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. - [all the time]

~total so far= 27

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. - [um . . .]

(x) You break a lot of things. - [um . . .confession time . . .]

( ) Your friends know not to use big words around you. - [are you kidding? i'm not supposed to use big words around THEM]

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused. - [and blink, too.]

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before. - [hehe, yeah . . .]

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. - [i spy with my little eye . . .]

~Total all together= 32

Great, I'm stupid . . .somehow, I'm not phased by this news at all, though . . .

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

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This morning, I woke up and asked myself: "I wonder what I can do to piss someone off today...?"

If you can't beat them, join them, if you can't join them and they come after you, run for your life. If they catch you, pretend to be dead!

The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mom took me away from the asylum we were in...

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people. (unless your the Joker)

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start to Sing-A-Song of Six Pence at a random time. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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CAUTION! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS STUFF THAT AMUSES ME DURING RANDOM MOMENTS WHERE I LAUGH ERRATICALLY FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON, FORCING THOSE AROUND ME TO STARE AT ME BLANKLY AND BACK AWAY HASTILY WITH FEAR THAT I MIGHT EXPLODE. JUST ABOUT ANYTHING MAKES ME LAUGH, ESPECIALLY FUNNY, CHILDISH, STUPID CARTOONS. '-.-'

Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
Raven: (Appears behind Dr. Light) Remember me?
Dr. Light: (looking mortified) I'd like to go to jail now, please. - Birthmark/ Teen Titans

Danny: What do you want, Skulker?
Skulker: My girlfriend says I’m a lousy hunter. But hanging your pelt on my wall would change her mind.
Danny: Wow.
Skulker: Frightened now?
Danny: No, I can't believe you have a girlfriend.
Skulker: Now that just plain hurts. - Girls Night Out/ Danny Phantom

Gaz : Let it be known that from this day, until the end of the day, vengeance will be mine. Dib, you will not know the meaning of peace, for I shall rain misery down upon your pizza stealing heart! - Battle Dib/ Invader Zim

Poop Dawg: Zim, I have come for you!
Zim: Huh, what is this? Who are you?!
Poop Dawg: I am...
Zim: Who are you?!
poop Dawg: I am...
Zim: Who are you?!
Poop Dawg: I am Poop Dawg! - Door to Door/ Invader Zim

Gaz: I will plunge you into a nightmare world from which there is no waking! - Game Slave 2/ Invader Zim

Dib: I'm delicious! - Bolognius Maximus/ Invader Zim

Dib: Ms. Bitters? I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can i go to the nurse?
Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?
Dib: (looks at his nose where the end of the pencil is stinking out, then looks back at the teacher) pretty far. - Dark Harvest/ Invader Zim

Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?!
GIR: I made it myself! - Rise of the Zitboy/ Invader Zim

Zim: Stop! Stop! Get away!
GIR: (suddenly hypnotized) yes, I will stop. I will obey.
Zim: You? Obey? Okay GIR, roll over.
GIR: (rolls over) I obey.
Zim: Hmm . . . (turns away from GIR)
GIR: (snaps out of trance) I'm dancing like a monkey! - Rise of the Zitboy/ Invader Zim

Dib: Ms. Bitters, Zim's trip to the restroom has lasted a real long time.
Ms. Bitters: I recall you spending quite a long time in there recently, as well.
Dib: That was corn and mayonaise day!
Ms. Bitters: Oh, that's no excuse!
Dib: He's up to something . . . I just know it.
Zim: (slams open the door as he comes in) my business is done! - A Room with a Moose/ Invader Zim

Zim: I shut it off, GIR. It worked.
GIR: (beep boxing)
Zim: Let's go home. Phase 2 is under way.
GIR: That's my favourite phase. - A Room with a Moose/ Invader Zim

Mandy: Ugh, I hate being on fire . . . - ?/ The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Gaz: Dib drank the last soda . . . he will pay! - The Nightmare Begins/ Invader Zim

Dib: What about his horrible green head?
Zim: Insolent fool boy! It's a skin condition.
Dib: And he's got no ears! Is that apart of your 'skin condition', Zim? No ears?
Zim: (looks down, saddened and pained) yes. - The Nightmare Begins/ Invader Zim

Zim: I put the fires out.
Tallest Red: You made them worse.
Zim: Worse . . . or better? (grins haughtily) - The Nightmare Begins/ Invader Zim

Tallest Red: Oh, now that's just sad. (both look down at Skoodge)
Tallest Purple: Could you get any shorter?
Tallest Red: You will be assigned Ablorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, thank you.
Skoodge: (eyes tear up) - The Nightmare Begins/ Invader Zim

GIR: GIR, reporting for duty. (salutes, eyes glowing red)
Zim: GIR? What does the 'G' stand for?
GIR: (eyes lighten to blue) I don't know . . . (begins to pound and punch his head) wee-hoo-hoo-hoo! wee-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Zim: (looks at the Tallest) Is it supposed to be stupid?
Tallest Purple: It's not stupid, it's advanced. - The Nightmare Begins/ Invader Zim

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy! - ?/ Family Guy

Raven: Evil beware, we have WAFFLES. - Cyborg the Barbarian/ Teen Titans

Kwan: And now a little poem I like to call 'The Fluffy Clouds All Look Like Footballs'. - Lucky in Love/ Danny Phantom

Jack: You got a problem with jumpsuits?!
Maddie: Jack, let me handle this. (turns to Mr. and Mrs. Manson) You got a problem with jumpsuits?! - Control Freaks/ Danny Phantom

Mrs. Manson: Sam, shouldn't you be in detention?
Sam: Um, Lancer let us out?
Lancer: (at school, locked in a Janitors closet) Let me out! - Control Freaks/ Danny Phantom

Zim: You can't escape my teleporter, little Gaz, I cut the power. Your pitiful rescue attempt is nothing but a pitiful failure. Stupid, stinking humans.
Gaz: Doesn't this station have escape pods?
Zim: Of course, they're right over there. (points to the pods) - Bloaty's Pizza Hog/ Invader Zim

Gaz: There, see? You won, now eat your pizza. - Bloaty's Pizza Hog/ Invader Zim

Reporter: Congratulations on discovering the grotesque space monster. Tell us, how did you know he was an alien?
Scientist: Well, we noticed he had no friends. - Bestest Friend/ Invader Zim

Zim: I'm looking for a friend. Would you be-
Kid: I was born with webbed fish toes . . . like some kind of horrible fish boy. Wanna' see?
Zim: (backs away slowly) - Bestest Friend/ Invader Zim

Zim: He's bringing all the children to our secret lair?! Do you realize what this means?!
GIR: Yes. Wait a minute . . . no.
Zim: It means our mission is in jeopardy!
GIR: Aw, man. (goes back to stirring the cake batter, humming to himself happily) - Bestest Friend/ Invader Zim

Tucker: I'm not schooled in the ways of the rich, but do all your remotes do that?
Sam: No . . . well, my toaster does, but it's from Denmark. - Attack of the Killer Garage Sale/ Danny Phantom

Tucker: Some people have a lot and some people don't, but everybody's got something. Me: I got charm, good looks, and modesty. - What you want/ Danny Phantom

Danny: How can I lighten up? Paulina knows I'm half ghost. I mean, she says she's going to keep the secret, but how can I trust her? She's a girl; girls can't keep secret. (looks at an annoyed Sam) Except for you, you're different. - Lucky in Love/ Danny Phantom

Sam: I can't believe I'm asking this . . . I'm going to a Goth poetry slam tonight, it might not be your thing, but . . .
Kwan: Is this like a pity date?
Sam: Not a date, but plenty of pity. - Lucky in Love/ Danny Phantom

Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves-
Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms! - Nanozim/ Invader Zim

Mysterious Mysteries: For years, the world has wondered 'are there aliens among us?', but we here at Mysterious Mysteries of strange mystery have always known the answer to this question, and that answer is a resounding 'maybe'. - Nanozim/ Invader Zim

Dib: Do you still have that microscopic nano ship thing you were working on?
Membrane: Of course. (hands him a bag with the nano ship inside, which you cannot see since it's so damn small) The controls are over there. Why do you need this, son?
Dib: There's an alien in my guts and he's trying to destroy my brain!
Membrane: Well, run along then. - Nanozim/ Invader Zim

Megan: It was like taking a piggyback ride from a tiger through the eye of a tornado. - The Demonator/ Drake and Josh

Tucker: No big deal. Those could simply belong to a friendly little woodland creature. (hears a loud, ferocious moan) A fluffy bunny foraging for a carrot, for example. (Danny's ghost sense goes off) A carrot with ghost powers . . . - Claw of the Wild/ Danny Phantom

Dash: Ah! The monster ate Kwan!
Tucker: At least the monster got to eat. - Claw of the Wild/ Danny Phantom

Jacob: I kissed Bella . . . and she broke her hand . . . punching my face . . . a total misunderstanding. - Eclipse/ Movie

Tucker: Spooky hospital, ghost guarding the joint - still, no sign that Danny's in any danger yet.
Danny: (somewhere inside the hospital) Let me go!
Tucker: Still, technically not a cry for help.
Danny: Help!
Tucker: Well, not a cry for me.
Danny: Tucker!
Tucker: Aw, dang! - Doctor's Disorders/ Danny Phantom

Sam: You fight her, and then you use this. (hands him the Fenton Thermos)
Danny: For what? Soup? - Memory Blank/ Danny Phantom

Desiree: And so you have wished it and so- oh, you know the rest. - Memory Blank/ Danny Phantom

Dr. Bert Rand: Hello people, I'm Dr. Bert Rand.
Maddie: Are you from the governments Disease Control Center?
Dr. Bert Rand: Sure, let's go with that. I can assure you that your children are in good hands and will be transferred to the creepy abandoned hospital on the edge of town. (cue creepy music and lightning)
Maddie: Under quarantine?
Dr. Bert Rand: Yes, let's go with that, too. - Doctor's Disorders/ Danny Phantom

Willow: Exorcism.
Cordelia: Are you crazy? I saw that movie! Even the Priest died! - I Only Have Eyes For You/ Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Vlad: Let's play again, but this time I get to be the blue android.
Henry: (out of nowhere) I'm hungry. - The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Eighth Grade Bites/ Chapter 3: The Hidden Attic

Henry: Dude, what smells like cat pee?
Vlad: You mean besides your breath?
Henry: Don't make me get the holy water, Vlad. - The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod: Eighth Grade Bites/ Chapter 3: The Hidden Attic

Narrator: Moral: If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then RUN . . . JUST RUN. - Episode 6, Mr. Gosh/ Lenore, The Cute Little Dead Girl

FBI Warning: WARNING OF DOOM! Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures anymedium (Title 17, United States Code, Section 501 and 506). The Federal Bureau of Investigation investigates allegations of criminal copyright infringement. They will hunt you down like the dirty monkey you are and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased piggy while singing folk tunes. They're forcing me to ride the piggy as I write this. The piggy is smelly!! - FBI Warning/ Invader Zim

Zim: Who did this?! Who dares to soil my normal-boy head with this . . . pork-cow?!
Kid: That's a stinking muffin! - Dib's Wonderful Life Of Doom/ Invader Zim

Dib: Gaz, I want you to see this. Today, things are gonna' change. I'm gonna' do something. I'm not just gonna' sit back and watch Zim get away with his . . . things he do. I mean-
Gaz: 'Things he do'? What's your problem? - Dib's Wonderful Life Of Doom/ Invader Zim

Tallahassee: Here's the deal: I'm not easy to get along with and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch. - Zombieland

Sam: I'm impressed.
Danny: With my strength?
Sam: No, that you knew what reverse-polarity was. - Claw of the Wild/ Danny Phantom

Membrane: My poor, insane son. - Battle Of The Planets/ Invader Zim

Talk Show Host: My guest tonight is Doctor Victor Paytant, who has discovered the secret to world peace. Tell me Doctor-
Robin: Do not watch this program! It will liquefy your brain! An escaped criminal has tampered with this transmission, and it is imperative that you turn off your television right now! I'm serious! Stop watching this show!
Raven: I don't think they're listening. - ?/Teen Titans

Raven: Don't make me send you into another dimension. - Every Dog Has It's Day/ Teen Titans

Raven: Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
Beast Boy: What's your point? - ?/Teen Titans

Cyborg: Ooh! You know what'd be fun? Let's all go out for waffles! Raven, you like waffles, don't ya'?
Raven: More than life itself. - ?/Teen Titans

Raven: So, you and the curtains had some sort of . . .argument?
Starfire: Uh, yes. Today is Gorb-Gorb, the Tamaranean festival of berating draperies. Stupid curtains! (blasts them with eye lasers)
Raven: Aliens . . . - ?/ Teen Titans

Beast Boy: Okay, okay, I got one. Why are ducks so funny? . . .'Cause they're always quacking jokes!
Raven: Pull over, I think I'm going to be sick.
Starfire: Oh, I see! It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes! (giggles)
Robin: Actually, Starfire, it just wasn't humorous.
Beast Boy: Huh?
Raven: Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes.
Beast Boy: Come on, Raven, you know I'm hilarious. I'm not gonna' give up 'til you smile. Okay, why did the aardvark cross the road?
Raven: To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him.
Others: (laugh)
Cyborg: Now that was funny. - The Apprentice Part 1/ Teen Titans

Beast Boy: Dude, it is totally brunged . . .brang . . .
Raven: Ooh, bad grammar. That oughta' scare him. - The Beast Within/ Teen Titans

Raven: It's a zit. Everybody gets them. Deal with it. - ?/Teen Titans

Chris: Hey, birthday dude, you want some ice-cream?
Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! - I Never Met The Dead Man/ Family Guy

Ash: Wow, imagine Brock married?
Misty: You and I will be married some day, too.
Ash: Mmm-hmmm . . . (suddenly shocked) Huh! - ?/ Pokemon

Billy: I told you she'd love it. I'm down with the kids.
Charlie: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, dude. You're the bomb. - Twilight/ Movie

Bella: Mom, where's your cell?
Renee: Hey, don't laugh. I didn't lose my power cord, it ran away! - Twilight/ Movie

Wyatt: This is the globe, let's see where we go. Close our eyes . . . (spins) Point . . .hmm . . . dead, middle of the ocean. - Cribs: Vampire Hunter Edition/ Wyatt The Vampire Hunter, I Heart Vampires

Fred: (shrieking) hey, Orange! hahahahaha!
Orange: did someone just put a chipmunk in a blender? - Annoying Orange vs. FRED

Website notice: The legal drinking age is 21 - thanks for not providing alcohol to teens. - Don'

Abe: Red, you need to hear the rest of the information.
Hellboy: Nah, he's taken care of.
Abe: No, listen to this: Sumio, the Desimist One, Lord of the Shadows, Son of Nergal, Hound of Resurrection-
Hellyboy: See . . . I don't like that. (turns around, the creature is gone)
Abe: What? Hound of Resurrection? Harvenger of Pessiments, Seed of Destruction-
Hellyboy: Cut to the end, will ya'. How do I kill it?
Abe: Hmm . . . doesn't say. - Hellboy

Megan: Look, Josh, here's a little riddle for ya': If you're in the street and a truck's coming towards you, what do you do-
Josh: A spoon!
Megan: (looks at him for a second) What? - Mindy's Back/ Drake and Josh

Josh: Why do you have to one-up me all the time? What, do you say you're jolly by making me look dumb?
Mindy: Who said I think you're dumb? Maybe I happen to think you're very smart. Maybe I just . . .
Josh: Maybe you just what?
Mindy: Maybe I just like you!
Josh: Well . . . (surprised, then fake anger) Maybe I just like you, too.
Mindy: (fake anger) Oh, really?!
Josh: Yeah. Maybe I've liked you for a really long time, but didn't realize it 'cause I hated you so much!
Mindy: Are you saying that you like me or not?!
Josh: Are you saying that you like me or not?!
Mindy: I'm saying I like you!
Josh: Well, then, I'm saying I like you!
Mindy: Fine!
Josh: Fine!
Mindy: Then I guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend!
Josh: One condition!
Mindy: What?!
Josh: I get to be the boyfriend! - Mindy's Back/ Drake and Josh

Sam: Why does your voice sound deeper?
Freddie: I dunno'. Puberty? - ?/ iCarly

Spencer: It's nice to see you, too, Ms. Briggs. Or now that I'm older, may I call you Margret?
Ms. Briggs: You may not!
Spencer: Why?
Ms. Briggs: My name is Francene! - iWantMoreViewers/ iCarly

Freddie: That's a foul!
Sam: So is your social life. - iFence/ iCarly

Sam: 'Cause I need some place quiet to get crackin' on this book.
Carly: How come you can't read at your house?
Sam: 'Cause my mom keeps screamin' at the cat to get a job . . .
Carly: (looks at Sam strangely)
Sam: . . .Yeah, I don't know. - iFence/ iCarly

Spencer: We are going to win the contest. I came up with an insanely awesome way to get more people watching your guys webcast.
Freddie: (interested) Tell me.
Spencer: We get a bunch of fireworks, right - and not the light weight consumer grade stuff - I'm talking 4th of July, razzle dazzle!
Freddie: (excited) Razzle dazzle!
Spencer: (also excited) Yes, both! Then, at night we launch the fireworks off the roof of our building and they explode spelling out '' in the sky!
Freddie: Can we really do that?!
Spencer: No . . . So I came up with something else. - iWantMoreViewers/ iCarly

Sokka: Guys, wait . . . This was in my dream. We shouldn't go to the market.
Katara: What happens in your dream?
Sokka: Food eats people! Also, Momo could talk! (to Momo) You said some very unkind things. - The Storm/ Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zim: Hey, they're gonna' start making artificial beavers.
Dib: (gasps) He's after our beaver technology! Is this his next evil plan?! - Zim Eats Waffles/ Invader Zim

Zim: For this plan I will create a . . . (chews waffle) Hey, these aren't bad. What's in 'em?
GIR: There's waffles in 'em!
Zim: (spazzed!) You're lying! - Zim Eats Waffles/ Invader Zim

Dib: One day, you'll be sitting in your house, feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and i'll be there! . . . Doin' stuff! - ?/ Invader Zim

Olivia: Who's radioactive?
Peter: Our robbers apparently. Where ya' been?
Olivia: I've been working. Where've you been?
Peter: I've been buying rice for Walters' toys. - Safe/ Fringe

P!nk: Oh, shit, my glass is empty. That sucks. - Raise Your Glass/ Song by P!nk

Gobber: Trolls exist! They steal your socks . . . but only the left ones. What's with that? - How To Train Your Dragon/ Movie

Stoick the Vast: No more of . . . this. (gestures to Hiccup)
Hiccup: (gives him a face) You just gestured to all of me. - How To Train Your Dragon/ Movie

Gobber: Meet the Terrible Terror.
(opens gate. out pops a tiny dragon the size of a soccerball)
Tuffnut: Ha! It's like the size of my- (dragon attacks him) OW! Get it off! - How To Train Your Dragon/ Movie

Otis: Oh, the stories I could tell you about your father and the trouble we got into reading minds.
Vlad: So? Tell me.
Otis: When you're older. Much older. Let's just say we got slapped a lot. - The Chronicles Of Vladimir Tod: Ninth Grade Slays/ Chapter 10: Siberia

Dwite: Do you know what this is? (shows picture of drugs)
Phyllis: Yes, it's Marijuana.
Dwite: And how do you know that?!
Phyllis: (points to 'Marijuana' tag) It's labeled.
Dwite: (looks at picture) Dammit! - ?/ The Office

Tuffnut: I hope I get some serious burns!
Ruffnut: I'm hoping for some mauling, like on my shoulder or lower back.
Astrid: (sarcastically) Yeah, it's only fun if you get a scar out of it.
Hiccup: (sarcastically) No kidding, right. Pain, love it. (he frowns) - How To Train Your Dragon/ Movie

Farmer: Hey you woodchucks! Quit chucking my wood! - Geico commercial

Freddie: Hey, is Jake trapped?
Sam: Like a monkey in a barrel.
Freddie: Why would a monkey be in a barrel?
Sam: What am I, a monkey expert? - iLike Jake/ iCarly

Tardy The Turtle: Crayons taste like purple. - Welcome To Sweet Knuckle Junction/ Greg The Bunny

Johnny: Dear Diary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if, maybe, there really is something wrong with me. - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

Secretary: God, where the hell do you keep the mops? - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

Johnny: Dear Diary, I seem to be dead. - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

Public Service Announcement: Kids, drugs won't help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll-baby with exploding eyeballs. - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

Johnny: Dear Diary, I know better than to simply assume a complete justification for my actions, but . . .what a week. What a great fuckin' week. - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

Narrator: Surprise calls.
Person: Listen, Mister Noodle Man! If you don't shut the fuck up, I'm going to kill you! You fuckin' asshole!
Happy Noodle Boy: Fuck you! - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

Johnny: 2 nights ago, I was taking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! Goddammit!! It knew!! I ran, and finally lost it, and made it home!!! But it knew!! It knewwww!!
Surveyor: What is this?!
Johnny: (grabs his shirt) Did the dog send you?!
Surveyor: No!! I'm just doing a survey! Honest!!
Johnny: Oh. Okay. (lets go of him) So whaddaya' wanna' know?! - Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

Carrie: Look, guys. We may live in a palace, but we're not royalty.
Zack: I think you're a queen, mommy.
Carrie: Awww, put a sock in it. - ?/ The Suite Life Of Zack And Cody

Dad: Fragile! It must be Italian!
Mom: That says fragile, dear. - A Christmas Story

Buddy: Buddy the Elf, what's your favourite colour-? - Elf

Achmed: What the fuck is Poliosis?! - Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special

Spencer: Hey. Which one of these shirts do you think I should wear tomorrow?
Carly: To where?
Spencer: Prison.
Freddie: Prison?
Carly: Oh my God, what did you download?
Spencer: Nothing . . .yeah, nothing . . . - iThink They Kissed/ iCarly

Teacher: Please complete exercises 7 and 9.
Carly: What about number 8?
Teacher: (whining) I'm in charge! - iPromise Not To Tell/ iCarly

Freddie: (laughing) Look out for the raccoons!
Spencer: (really tired) Raccoons look like bandits! Get 'em off!
Sam: (laughing) Why are you at my house?
Spencer: (really tired and confused) What? I'm sorry, I thought I was . . . wait, what's going on? What time is it?
Freddie: (laughing) Four quarts!
Spencer: (still tired) Oh, good, there's still time.
Sam: For what?
Spencer: (half asleep) I don't know! What time is it? - Wake Up Spencer/ iCarly

Ruffnut: Wait, so, if we don't hear anything, we're dead?
(they stop rowing. they listen for nothing)
Tuffnut: (whispering) I don't hear anything.
(Phil the sheep baah's! they freak out)
Gobber: (laughing) Good one, Phil! - The Legend Of The Boneknapper Dragon/ How To Train Your Dragon

Guard: Sir, what are you doing?
Ghost: Um . . .haunting the library. - Who You Gonna' Call?/ Improv Everywhere

Batty Koda: Oh, gravity works. - Ferngully: The Last Rainforest

Fishlegs: Uh, Gobber? Are you sure this is safe?
Gobber: Aw, safety's overrated. - The Legend Of The Boneknapper Dragon/ How To Train Your Dragon

Dan: Okay, we're gonna' record some random screams for 'iQuit iCarly'. You okay with that, Jer?
Jerry: (holding up a water bottle) This is pure vodka.
Dan: (laughs) - DanWarp on Youtube

Katara: Sokka! You've got an elbow leach!
Sokka: (freaks out) Ahhhh! Where?
Katara: Where do you think? - The Swamp/ Avatar: The Last Airbender

Walter: You know, Nick, we have jokes for doctors, and lawyers, and even trash collectors, but the framing and dry-walling guy . . .not in our arsenal of snappy comebacks. And we're not going to go home and bother writing any because, hey, what are the fucking odds now?! - Jeff Dunham's Arguing With Myself

Philip: Dr. Bishop, hello. I appreciate you coming out tonight.
Walter: (about car seat warmer) I've never seen a feature like this before. It warms your ass. It's wonderful. - The Same Old Story/ Fringe

Sam: (watching the crowd fight) This is like one of my family reunions, 'cept most of these people are wearing shoes. - iStart A Fanwar/ iCarly

Sam: (talking to the crowd of Seddie and Creddie shippers) Okay, I got two important things to say. First- (takes a sip of shake) -I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and it's like suckin' heaven through a straw! - iStart A Fanwar/ iCarly

Grasshopper: This is an outrage! You are a disgrace to your phylum, order, class, genus, and species!
Centipede: Say it in English.
Grasshopper: You, sir, are an ass! - James And The Giant Peach

Eddy: What happened to the stairs?!
Ed: My parents took them down because I am grounded.
Edd: That's disturbing . . . - 3 Squares And An Ed/ Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy

Watanuki: Oh my gosh! There's another one and he's bigger and this one talks!
Fox Spirit: My dear boy, a talking fox is no more special than a talking human. - Game Of Letters/ xxxHolic/ TV Anime

Chuggaaconroy: It's a bird, it's a plane, it's an egg salad sandwich! . . . No . . . it's a giant bird . . . - Chuggaaconroy on Youtube

Buck: This is what I think happened. Dinosaur attacks Sid. Sid fights back with piece of broccoli. Leaving dinosaur . . . a vegetable!
Diego: Are you nuts? Sid's not violent . . . Or coordinated.
Manny: And what happened to the dinosaur?
Buck: All right, theory two. Sid is eating broccoli. Dinosaur eats Sid. Dinosaur steps on Broccoli. Leaving broccoli . . . a vegetable! - Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs

Naruto: What are they getting so intense about?
Kakashi: Well, Naruto . . .rivalry is a tricky business . . .not that I would know.
Gai: (surprised and confused) Hunh?! - Naruto: Volume 8/ Chapter 71: The Insurmountable Wall...!!

Sokka: It's so dark down here! I can't see a thing!
Toph: (sarcastically) Oh no! What a nightmare!
Sokka: Sorry. - The Drill/ Avatar: The Last Airbender

Steve: Happy birthday to you . . .jeez. Happy birthday to you . . .just ignore him. Happy birthday Sylvester . . .jeez. Happy birthday to you . . .dude, you're fine!! - SteveCash83 on Youtube

Gibson: Help!
Steve: Oh, give me a break, Gibson. He's gotta' learn another word.
Sylvester: Fucking kitten. - SteveCash83 on Youtube

Jeff: Do you enjoy being in this country?
Jose': Sometimes I'm afraid for my life.
Jeff: Why?
Peanut: Taco Bell. - Jeff Dunham: Spark Of Insanity

Zoro: About your captain . . . (scary face) we ate him! - ?/ One Piece

Eddy: (after Ed's Johnny mask falls off) Johnny, you dropped your face. Heh, I'll go get you a new one! - ?/ Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy

Carl: Shhhhh, do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Paul: That's the sound of people drowning, Carl.
Carl: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence. - Llamas With Hats 2 on Youtube

Flynn Rider: (sarcastically) Stay calm. It can probably smell fear. - Tangled

Fishlegs: (gasp) Did your mom let you get a tattoo?
Tuffnut: It's not a tattoo, it's a birthmark.
Ruffnut: Okay, I've been stuck with you since birth, and that was never there before.
Tuffnut: Yes it was! You've just never seen me from the left side until now. - How To Train Your Dragon/ Movie

Gladys: I would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
(The camera shows the Scooby-Doo cast)
Mandy: No, over here.
(Camera pans down to Billy and Mandy) - Reap Walking/ The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy

Fred: Uh Judge, where are the nachos?
Judge Roy Spleen: There aren't any nachos!
Fred: Oh, then, where are the hot dogs?
Judge: There are no hot dogs!
Fred: Pizza?
Judge: No!
Billy: Tacos?
Fred: I like tacos!
Judge Roy Spleen: (Bashes Billy and Mandy together) Don't encourage him! - Keeper Of The Reaper/ The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy

Luffy: Nami!
Nami: What?!
Luffy: A doll is carrying tea! AWESOME!!!
(Nami punches him in the face) - ?/ One Piece

Paul: Carl, why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Carl: Well, I guess you could say the lifeboat is all red and sticky.
Paul: Ugh, Carl, what are we standing in?
Carl: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Paul: No, I would not believe that.
Carl: Uh, melted gumdrops?
Paul: No.
Carl: Boat necter?
Paul: No.
Carl: Some of God's tears?
Paul: Tell me the truth, Carl!
Carl: Fine, it was the elderly couple from 2B. - Llamas With Hats 2 on Youtube

BEN: Back you go, you naughty plug! - Treasure Planet

Paul: Yo, fucknuts! It's probing time! - Paul

Youtube commenter: You know shit's about to go down when the song "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" goes A Capella. - Youtube commenter

Leonard: You'll never guess what just happened.
Sheldon: You went out in the hallway, stumbled into an inter-dimensional portal which brought you 5000 years into the future where you took advantage of the advanced technology to build a time machine, and now you're back to bring us all with you to the year 7010 where we are transported to work at the thinkatorium by telepathically-controlled flying dolphins?!
Leonard: (stares at him) No.
Sheldon: (sad) Awwwwww . . . - ?/ The Big Bang Theory

GIR: You're on fire!
Zim: Am I? (looks over himself) Ah, well. - Invader Zim/ Tak, The Ugly New Girl

McGonagoll: Professor, what are you doing?!
Mad Eye: Teaching.
McGonagoll: Is that a student?!
Mad Eye: Technically it's a ferret! - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Whitney: Oh no, look at that e-mail that I sent.
Alex: 'You're beautiful, and sexy, and I don't tell you this enough, but I love you' . . . who did you send that to?
Whitney: Myself. - ?/ Whitney

Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?
Fade, Chapter 'Nitty-Gritty':
~ "Cabel tries making a connection with each student on the list. He has more of them in his classes than Janie does. But they remain aloof, associating him with the popular Hill crowd, because of his past ties to Shay Wilder. He's frustrated."

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
My old art isle.

Without looking, guess what time it is?
11: 19 pm?

Now look at a clock. What is the actual time?
11:17 pm! (I was so close!!)

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The wind blowing outside my open window.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
I was outside earlier this evening and I sat in the hot tub with my parents. We ate delicious and healthy snacks :)

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The computer screen, duh -.-

What are you wearing?
Clothes - why, what were you thinking, you perv?!

Did you dream last night?
Yes, but I don't remember much of the dream.

When did you last laugh?
Earlier this evening.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Paint, Spackle, more paint . . .

See anything weird lately?
Your face! Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

What do you think of this quiz?
It's a waste of my time ^_^'

What is the last film you saw?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2!! :D

If you became a multi millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I wouldn't buy anything, I'd donate money to charity. ^_^

Tell me something about you I don't know:
I want a dragon (as a free spirit, not as a pet) that I could talk to and ask him/her to eat all the little fuckers who made me cry in the past ^_^

If you could change a thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make people not so fucking psychotic - cruelty to animals, people, and the environment must be put to an end!

Do you like to dance?
Only when no one's watching :)

George Bush:
There's a bush named George? Would it grant me three wishes?

Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her?
Max, Joanna, Blaise, Sam, Kat, Megara, Inyx, Vivi, Kyrie . . . probably one of those.

Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him?
Bob, Terry, Ace, Josh, William, Dexter, Cassius, Marc, Leon . . . probably one of those.

What fics do you demand all your fans to read?
I have fans already? Huh, wow! And I haven't even published my first book yet! :D

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

20/27

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

7/25

Wow, I'm a girl, though . . . so how does that work? 20 vs. 7?

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100 questions:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? my cat
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? posters
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? i talk in my sleep
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? metal
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 5:46pm
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? to sing
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? my friends
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? my family
9. HAVE YOU EVER DONE DRUGS? no
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? yes
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? no
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? myself
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? none - i hate perfumes
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? black hair, brown eyes
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? no where - i don't believe in marriage
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? neither - gross
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? cheese
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? tofu
19. VAMPIRE OR WEREWOLF? dragons
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? no
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? my blanket when i was born
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? define 'like'
23. DO YOU HAVE A PHOBIA? ferris wheels
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? tripp
25. WHAT IS YOUR RELIGION? athiest
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? cats
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? no - i'd pity them if they loved me back when they knew they were leaving
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? little notes
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: do i have to?
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? bitch
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? 7
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? you
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES? no
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? rings
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? the people in my mind
37. FIRST JOB? taking over the world
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? stalker
39. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? black
40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? what were you doing?
41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? no
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? my darkness
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? they hurt like a bitch
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? a chance to live my life over
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? i'm not psychic
46. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO COMMIT SUICIDE? yes . . .
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?. by 'wish on stars' do you happen to mean 'hope they don't crash land and burn us all death, just as the meteor killed the dinosaurs'? bitch, no
48. WHO IS YOUR HERO? gir
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? stalker
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? eh - good enough
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? i don't eat meat
52. ANY BAD HABITS? twitching
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? hannah montana
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? i might argue first - then get into a fist fight - then become friends
55. NINJAS OR PIRATES? ninja
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? no
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? come here - i think there's something on your face that needs to be punched off . . .
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? in my mind
59. HAVE YOU EVER LAUGHED FOR NO REASON? everyday
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? string
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? wouldn't you like to know
62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? he's a creep
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? nah - what do you think?
64. DO YOU LIKE MICHEL JACKSON? he's still a creep - even if he is dead
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? darkness
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? shadow
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? read my profile, moron
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? again, read my profile, moron
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? ?
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? vanilla
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? 2, 10, 11
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? wouldn't you like to know
73. DO YOU LIKE THE RAIN? duh
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? the speed thingy is broken - that's bad, right?
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? hell - why not?
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? the voices in my head
77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? coke
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? grandma
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? attitude
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? ?
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? me
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? october
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? capircorn
84. YOUR FAVORITE CLASS IN SCHOOL? english/drama
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? i don't know - it changes
86. EYE COLOR? i don't know - it changes
87. HEIGHT? stalker
88. EVER BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW? you can't prove anything!
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? ew - probably taco bell
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? no
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? the ceiling when i was bored
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? halloween, dumbass
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? violin
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? democrat
95. KISSES OR HUGS? screw hugs - i tackle my friends when i see them
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR PLAYING THE FIELD? uh - what was the question?
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? a minion
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? a toy - it's blue and shiny and covered in dirt!
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? reading? i'm writing a book
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: fine

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!

If you love people who text back instantly.

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.

What do you think of when you hear the word:

Jonas: lame
Candy: sugar
Blue: depression
iPod: music device
Five: six, seven, eight . . .
Sneeze: lights
Feet: gross
Text: read
Shoelace: dirty
Mustard: yellow
Hugs: death

Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming.

Be insane. Because well-behaved girls never made history.

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much more sophisticated, don't you think?

I'm the type of person who laughs three times at a joke. Once when it's told, once when it's explained to me, and once five minutes later when I actually get it.

1. What is your occupation right now? to destroy the world

2. What color are your socks right now? stalker

3. What are you listening to right now? the voices argue in my mind

4. What was the last thing that you ate? choco

5. Can you drive a stick shift? i prefer to make sticks into dousing rods and stuff

6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? grandma

7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? no - she's annoying (HEY!) shut up, me!

8. How old are you today? yesterday i was 8 - today i'm 25 - tomorrow i'll be 13 . . .

9. What is your favorite sport to watch on T.V.? dripping water

10. What is your favorite drink? something liquidy

11. Have you ever dyed your hair? what do you think?

12. Favorite food? something edible

13. What is the last movie you watched? benny and joon

14. Favorite day of the year? halloween, dumbass

15. How do you vent anger? come here - you wouldn't mind if i smashed your face in a couple times would ya?

16. What was your favorite toy as a child? string

17. What is your favorite season? winter

18. Cherries or Blueberries? grapes

19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? no

20. Do you attend church? NO

21. What do you want to be when you grow up? a writer - hence, for free writers!!

22. Living arrangements? well - i'm alive . . .

23. When was the last time you cried? yesterday

24. What is on the floor of your closet? the floor keeps moving . . .

25. Do you have a MySpace? who doesn't nowadays?

26. What did you do last night? you perv

27. What are you most afraid of? i'm not telling you that

28. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers? tofu

29. Favorite dog breed? bitch

30. Favorite day of the week? Friday

31. How many states and/or countries have you lived in? 1

32. Diamonds or pearls? rubies

33. What is your favorite flower? roses

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm DIFFERENT than other people, so I MUST be crazy and have a mental disorder.
I'm DIFFERENT than my friends, so I MUST be weird.

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You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said.
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?" - that's where my sarcasm kicks in . . .
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things
You've said "Whatever" to someone who disagreed with you...
You called a friend "Dude", not "Bro"...

If you are sick of all these copy and paste things and want it to stop, leave this piece of shit alone and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

If you know the difference between "its" and "it's", copy and paste this into your profile.

Your real name: Uh - Shadow

Your Nobody name: Shadow

Your gansta' name: Shadow

Your detective name: Shadow

Your soap opera name: Shadow

Your Star Wars name: I hate Star Wars - so I'm not answering that

Your Super Hero name: Shadow

Your Witness protection name: Shadow

Your Goth name: Shadow

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guys clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling like a bunch of dickheads

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm (Well, mine do, but normal girls don't)

4. We have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (PMS)

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever been hit in the face with a broomstick (on accident, of course!), copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

I you laughed your ass of when you realised that Yagami (Death Note) bacwards is 'I'm a gay' then copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost it to begin with

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile (Saxin...)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you just realised that no one reads this kinda stuff, copy and paste this into your profile...

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Okay, i recently did that whole iPod shuffle song thingy, so here it is:

Opening Credits - Tourniquet, by Evanescence (well . . .this is going to be an interesting story)
Waking up - I'm Not That Girl, by Wicked (apparently i'm in love with a guy who prefers my best friend?)
First Day of School - Spring Sonata op. 24, by Beethoven (um, am i giong to a snobby, rich kid, private school? and, yes, i listen to Beethoven)
Falling in Love - Losing Grip, by Avril Lavigne (i'm guessing the guy was a jerk and just used me)
Fight Song - Defying Gravity, by Wicked (well, technically there is a fight in this scene)
Breaking up - Young, Dumb, & Ugly, by Weird Al Yankovic (nice break up song, haha!)
Life is just...O.K - Overture, by Nightmare Revisited (technically by Devotchka, but it's a cover song. i'd say this is song does make my life . . .well, not okay, but weird)
Mental Breakdown - The Thing I Hate, by Stabbing Westward (haha, that fits)
Driving - Promises, by Adema (i have no comment)
Flasback - Walking On Sunshine, by Aly and AJ (in the past, i was walking on sunshine, but, according to some of the other songs, what am i doing now?)
Getting Back Together - In Pieces, by Linkin Park (interesting choice)
Birth of a Child - Firefly, by Breaking Benjamin (wow, this baby is going to be a lot to hangle in the teen years)
Wedding - Sometimes It Hurts, by Stabbing Westward (haha! that's ironic!)
Final Battle - I'm So Sick [acoustic version, by Flyleaf (well, that kinda' fits)
Death Scene - Complainte De La Butte, by Moulin Rouge (hmmm, another interesting pick)
Funeral Song - This Is Halloween, by Nightmare Revisited (covered by Marilyn Manson. well, looks like i'm going to be meeting Jack very soon)
End Credits - Overrated, by Three Days Grace (how lovely?)

This is only a small section of music that I have in my HUGE file of music that I have.
Well, that's how the movie of my life would go.
Wasn't that fun? . . . Not really. It totally wasted my time, '-.-'

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 150kmp/h on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

Favourite Quotes:

- I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU.
- I hate when I have to pause my music every time someone talks to me.
- When you're busy, everyone loves to text you. When you're bored, nothing.
- When I look at my ex, I think, "Was I drunk in the whole fucking relationship?"
- I'm going to hide in the dark so the stupid people don't find me. They're everywhere!
- "Haaa! You flinched!" "No shit! You almost hit me in the fucking face!"
- Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest, it's who came and never left.
- I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.
- I stepped on a corn flake, and now I am a cereal killer.
- I open my fridge, gaze inside for a while, close it and walk off.
- Throwing your phone in anger, then checking if it's still okay.
- I build walls to see who cares enough to break them down.
- Hey, I found your nose! It was in my business again.
- 98% of teenagers have consumed alcohol, smoked, or had sex. I am proud to say that I am of the 2% that likes to eat waffles.
- If the neighbors aren't complaining, then you're not playing loud enough.
- I love it when in the middle of our kiss, I can feel you smiling.
- I smile because I have no idea what is going on.
- If I could punch you without getting in trouble, believe me, I would.
- I only exist to you when you need something from me, therefore, fuck off.
- Life's a bitch, so if it's easy, you're doing it wrong.
- I support people doing random things at random moments.
- I support you shutting the fuck up.
- No one can ever replace you.
- If I actually "spoke my mind", I'd be in deep shit.
- Memories are wonderful to make, but sometimes painful to remember.
- Awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class with confidence.
- Walk into an exam, read question 1, and think "fuck."
- It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone if your heart still does.
- Don't play with me! 'Cause I know I can play better than you.
- Making a lot of good memories with the one you loved, then remembering them alone.
- "I didn't do it." "Then why are you laughing?!" "'Cause whoever did it is a legend!"
- I'll flirt like a motherfucker, but once I'm taken, I'm loyal as fuck.
- It's hard to answer the question "what's wrong?" when nothing's right.
- Beauty is not in the face, beauty is a light in the heart.
- Parent: What does wtf mean? Kid: Ummm ... welcome to Facebook.
- Twinkle, twinkle, little snitch, mind your own business, you nosy bitch.
- Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
- You walk into class late and everyone stares at you like you killed someone.
- I miss you, the old you, the new one sucks.
- Not all boys are heartless bastards, give the good ones some credit.
- Me? Jealous of you? Ha! Oh, honey, bless your heart.
- You hit your pinky toe on the corner of something and think you're going to die!
- I don't hate you, I've just lost all respect for you.
- He broke her heart, she broke his X-Box. Who do you think cried harder?
- Oh, you hate me? That's funny, because I never did anything to you.
- I don't care how old you are, if you don't respect me, I'm not respecting you.
- When words fail, music speaks.
- I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
- I hate it when I'm taking a drink and the ice attacks my face.
- Realizing what had happened to us hurts, but trying to get over it is murder.
- If I ever see you again, you better hope I'm not wearing combat boots.
- The sad thing is that I realized you were a horrible boyfriend after we broke up.
- When I was a kid, I closed the fridge slowly just to see when the light goes off.
- You're 1 year older than me. Don't treat me like I'm 5.
- The difference between me and her? I can make him smile with my clothes still on.
- Waking up knowing you're late and the first word you say is "fuck!"
- I get hit by parked cars.
- Not only do I fall down the stairs, but I trip up them as well. Now THAT takes skill.
- I hate it when I suddenly forget what I have to say.
- Lock me in your heart and throw away the key.
- I hate it when I have something to say, but no one listens to me.
- I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality you can't handle.
- Turning into a ninja when your phone rings in another room.
- Dear Google, can you let me write my sentence before you just start guessing?!
- "Fuck you!" "When and where?"
- "I love you." *sneezes* "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
- "Oh, test today!" "Did you study?" "No, did you?" "No . . . We're fucked!"
- I always look at your profile because I miss you.
- Cry only for cuts and stitches, not for bastards and bitches.
- Dear sleep, you'll always be my favourite "Hello" and my hardest "Goodbye".
- Music is my drug, Youtube is my dealer.
- I am proud of my heart: it's been played, cheated, and broken, but it still works.
- I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name, and then runs to hug me.
- Texting someone in the same room as you and staring at them until they get it.

Sad story:

If you hate child abuse then please spread the word via this poem,

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight, my daddy
Murdered me.

A white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you are born you're PINK
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
put this on your page if you hate racism.

Time passes.
Even when it seems impossible.
Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise.
It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does.
Even for me.

Can't even shout, can't even cry
The gentlemen are coming by
Looking in windows, knocking on doors
They need to take seven, and they might take yours.

If you think that my profile is waaaay to long, copy and paste this into your profile. (XD)