Welcome to the collaboration profile of Alexex and Hazeljv (who has disappeared off of due to an email problem...)! Alexex and Hazeljv reside in Canada and are both in grade 12 french immersion. Their other friend from class is Hanako Tani. They enjoy English, explosives, making fun of the couples in their classes, and getting into heated arguments over whether 'your face' is actually an insult or not.
Alex's Original FF Profile: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2179078/Alexex
Hazel's Original FF Profile: http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/2052935/Hazeljv
Alexex thinks 'your face' is an insult.
Hazeljv says it's not an insult because it is not offending.
Alexex has been in a lot of musicals.
Hazeljv was in Tech Crew once.
Alexex is in band.
Hazeljv lives in the library.
Alexex is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.
Hazeljv is a black-white belt.
Alexex is very loud and social. Most of the time.
Hazeljv is quiet and anti-social. Most of the time.
Alexex has a little brother.
Hazeljv has a little sister.
Alexex wants to rule the world.
Hazeljv says that's why she has to be Alexex's parole officer.
Alexex wears pink.
Hazeljv doesn't.
Alexex is crazy.
Hazeljv has a huge crush on Gaara of the Desert and Edward Elric and... Well, at least one character from every anime she's ever watched.
Alexex is a pyro-maniac assassin/murderer.
Hazeljv is a sociopathic ninja.
Alexex is insane.
Hazeljv has mind control powers (THIS IS AN URBAN LEGEND!).
Alexex is random.
Hazeljv is sarcastic.
Alexex plays soccer.
Hazeljv fails at sports.
Alexex thinks carrots are the 'death vegetable'.
Hazeljv thinks she is idiotic.
Alexex wears glasses.
Hazeljv dyed her hair red.
-Random quotes from our life-
Alex: I was rejected... He doesn't like me back anymore... I'm SO depressed...
Hazel: Alex, do you want pep talk #22?
Alex: NO!
Alex: -whispers to Hazel- Repressed attraction...
Hazel: -nods-
Alex: YOUR FACE!
Hazel: That's not an insult! I AM NOT OFFENDED!
Hazel: -to Alex and Hanako Tani- You two haven't attacked anyone in over a month, it's creepy! Go kick Eric or something!!
Hazel: But-but-but-but-but-but-- -glares and mime strangles Alex- Yoooooouuuuu...!
Alex: It's still weird.
Hazel: Agreed.
Alex: ...I lost the game.
Hazel: -five seconds later- Dammit Alex, I lost the game!
Hazel: Alex, we bring the fucking rain. NOT scattered showers.
Alex: OMG, we SO should make a sadistic nursery rhyme!
Hazel: Hell yeah!
Alex: Hey, this seems like the perfect moment for me to read my angsty poem!
Hazel: NOOO!!
Alex: I just sent Justin Bieber a spam tweet!
Hazel: Alex! YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND EVER!!
Hazel: Remember, grave yard tonight at 11 o' clock. And don't forget the shovel this time!
Alex: God, I forgot! Stop being such a nag!
Alex: I am going to punch you in the face now.
Hazel: I'd prefer you didn't.
Eric: -after Alex kicks him- Hazel, I see you got your goons to do your dirty work.
Hazel: Go to hell Eric. And stay there.
Alex: YOUR FACE!
Hazel: -face palms-
HazelAlex: THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!!
Hanako Tani: -rolls eyes-
The Movie: SILENCE!!
Alex: -to Hazel- I kill you...
Alex: Do you like waffles!
Hazel: NO!
Alex: WELL then...
*After Hazel misses the basket in gym by 5ft*
Alex: FAILURE...
Alex: I have the perfect plan to get rid of Jerkface. First, we'll need a blow up pool and some weasels and--
Hazel: Okay, as much as that plan 'rocked', we're going to use my plan. Which will be less idiotic.
After Hazel walks into a door.
Alex: FAILURE!
Hazel: RELEASE THE LIONS!
Alex: RELEASE THE TIGERS!
Hazel: DAMN IT! WHERE ARE THE LIONS?!
Alex: I DON'T KNOW!
Hanako Tani: Wow.
Hazel: YOU!
Alex: YOU!
Hazel: YOU!
Alex: YOU!
Hanako Tani: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hazel and Alex: NO!
Alex: *doing wall sits* Damn, this hurts like a bitch...
Hazel: Come on, you can do it Alex! Just think about Draco Malfoy!
Alex: *smiles* Oh hot damn, Draco Malfoy is sooo hooot...
Alex: Pssssssst...hey Hazel...
Hazel: Psssssst...hey Alex... SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Alex: Damn, who sprinkled 'bitch' into your cereal this morning?!
Hazel: YOU did!
Alex: Heh, oh yeah...
Hazel: Fantasia... I saw it for the first time, and was like, 'Am I tripping on meth?' but I was seven, so I didn't actually say that...
Alex: Hey Hazel, are you picturing Victoria's face ripping off? Her scalp caught in that rope, slowly coming off of her skull, then her cutting off her ear and falling to her death in a cave?
Hazel: GAH!!!! ALEX! SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!
Substitue Teacher: Alright, now pick teams. Make them fair, or DIE.
Hazel: *points at him* Oh my god, I LOVE HIM.
Alex: F-f-f-faaaailuuuure...
Alex: Walking down the stairs...like rebels! Opening the door... Like rebels! Talking to-
Hazel: Just because we're in Québec, does not mean everything we do is rebellious!
Alex: OMG IT'S THE LOCHNESS MONSTER!!
Hazel: Alex, those were rocks... -_-
Alex: Oh... YOUR FACE.
Hazel: The Lochness Monster's face. IS NOT IN THE ST. LAURENCE RIVER!
Alex: Wow, our English class is full of a bunch of tools and bimbos. Not even, they're a bunch of tool SHEDS.
Hazel: It's like the Home Hardware of asses.
Hazel: JE MANGE!
Alex: Time to go to class. Like a boss.
Hazel: JAWS was eating people; like a boss.
As most of you probably know, Alexex specializes in Total Drama Island/Action and Hazeljv specializes in Naruto (and now FMA). So, this is the profile we created for our TDI and Naruto crossover! And yes, it is just as crazy as it sounds.
ANNOUNCEMENT: Hazel and Alex are back with a vengance! HELL YEAH!
