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Here, there be dragon(maid)s »
Louise was jealous of Tabitha's dragon, but really, dragons are a real handful that most sane people would choose not to deal with, should they have the choice. Louise no longer has the choice, but hey, at least hers cleans up after herself.Yu-Gi-Oh & Familiar of Zero, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 108, follows: 138, updated: 6/13 published: 6/8, Louise
831 Brainworm Repository »
You know that expression of an 'earworm' song that just keeps repeating in your head? Well, this is the same for me, except with story ideas that I just can't devote enough time to. Free for pickup whenever you like.Worm, M, English, chapters: 44, words: 100k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 962, updated: 10/3/2019 published: 3/28/2017
17 A Textbook Case
Konoha has guidelines for engagement and Sakura is a bookworm.Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 749, favs: 129, follows: 58, 4/6/2019, Sakura H., Kakashi H., Hiruzen S.
1k+Expendable Heroes »
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.Naruto, M, English, Friendship, chapters: 19, words: 121k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 12/2/2017 published: 1/16/2013, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
171Brockton Bay Tactics »
It wasn't the Queen Administrator, but the Queen Tactician, and so Taylor's power is completely different. Well, at least she's playing with a full party now.Worm, M, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 12, words: 36k+, favs: 713, follows: 843, updated: 11/27/2017 published: 3/19/2017, Skitter
17 The Actual Answer
Kakashi uses very specific wording and accidentally gets his point across.Naruto, K, English, Humor, words: 396, favs: 218, follows: 93, 11/24/2017, Team Seven
22 The Idiot Solution
In which sometimes, stupidity is the best option, you just have to find the right kind of stupidity.Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ & Familiar of Zero, T, English, Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 151, follows: 75, 5/29/2017, Asuna K., Louise
258Frostbite »
Winter raged around Taylor, who was sealed in her locker at freezing temperatures. The cold doesn't bother her anyway.Worm, T, English, chapters: 16, words: 48k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/25/2017 published: 3/2/2017, Skitter, Tattletale
8 Thank You but No
On the one hand, quitting was letting her win. On the other, holding out had never done anything for her. After Bitch attacks, Taylor makes a choice, and she's tired of dealing with bullies.Worm, K+, English, Friendship, words: 668, favs: 100, follows: 80, 2/20/2017, Skitter, Grue
4 Screw The Grail War (I wanna go home)
Illyasviel von Einzbern has no interest in the grail war, she just wants to go home.Fate/stay night, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 381, favs: 72, follows: 34, 1/16/2017, Illyasviel von Einzbern
134 Box Full of Nothing »
One shots, drabbles, ficlets and mini series that range from fluffy waff to dark, bad ends. Might range from as few as a hundred words to as many as several thousand. Nothing other than 'self contained' is a rule here.Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 23, words: 29k+, favs: 243, follows: 169, updated: 11/28/2016 published: 12/18/2013
298Three Jerks And A Scarecrow »
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 45k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/26/2016 published: 3/19/2013, Team Seven, Kakashi H.
21Level Grinding Fixes Everything »
There is no problem that cannot be solved by leveling up enough.Hyperdimension Neptunia, T, English, Humor, chapters: 8, words: 2k+, favs: 66, follows: 52, updated: 4/29/2016 published: 6/11/2015
42 Subject
Gilgamesh chooses to observe the corrupted flames of the grail from up close. While there, he finds something he finds... worthy, at last.Fate/stay night, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 355, follows: 230, 3/29/2016, Shirō E., Gilgamesh
308 Hidden in the Night Sky »
Sometimes, our wishes can be granted, even before we knew we had them. A girl has a wish she didn't know she had granted, and her life turns around, for the better... or, does it?Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, T, English, Family, chapters: 26, words: 135k+, favs: 467, follows: 473, updated: 2/21/2016 published: 3/11/2015, Naruko U.
15 The Perfect Servant
P is for Perfection, my friends, and perfection is what Kirei summoned to take part in the Fifth Grail War. Of course, it doesn't go well for the good guys.Dragon Ball Z & Fate/stay night, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 115, follows: 59, 1/20/2016, Cell, Kirei K.
31 Shinji Doesn't Care
This story contains rape, worms, sexually transmitted diseases, fights between legendary heroes, confrontations between former friends, murder and eternal damnation. Shinji doesn't care about any of that, though.Fate/stay night, T, English, Humor, words: 360, favs: 147, follows: 64, 12/12/2015, Shinji M.
395Konoha no San Yuri »
Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.Naruto, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 70k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/3/2015 published: 5/7/2013, Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
15 To Be A Crossover
In which Son Goku and Uzumaki Naruto sit down for ramen and have a friendly chat.Dragon Ball Z & Naruto, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 78, follows: 23, 9/12/2015, Goku, Naruto U.
14More Than Forty Nine Situations That Could've Gone Different »
... If all the characters were smarter, dumber or, well, just plain crazier.Pretty Cure, T, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 4k+, favs: 15, follows: 14, updated: 7/15/2015 published: 6/27/2015
