4They were in the wilernes one day, chasing wolves and food for them. They were wizzed then all the way to Japan.
"Fuck, that's far away," Illya whined, as she boarded the plane. "I wanna go home!" she continued, pouting up at Berserker. People were losing their shit over the gray skinned giant in a barely-fit suit. Then she turned to one of her maids. "Please let me go home!"
They looked somewhat confused.
"I say fuck the Grail War, I wanna go home!"
Her brother had a servant that could get her home safe, but Rin that ignorant slut she took her away.
"I wanna go home," Illya whined as Berserker scooped her up and began to retreat towards the nearby Einzbern castle, "please let me go home!" she continued, "drop me off at the airport, I wanna go home!"
But Berserker didn't listen.
So now she was stuck there for weeks, somewhere in Japan, she feared. With the Lancer and Assassin and a brother with pointy blades.
"I wanna go home," she said, as she crossed her arms, "just let me go home!" she nearly shouted, as her brother tried everything in his power to keep the two servants away from her, "Japanese men are ugly, I wanna go home!"
Shirou stumbled.
"Oh, not you, Onii-chan, you're an example of male beauty," she said.
So hoist up her brother's bod, see how the Greater Grail burns, tell Gilgamesh to go to hell, "I wanna go home!" Illya protested, "I wanna go home! Just let me go home!" she whined, as the Greater Grail beckoned her, "I say fuck the Grail War," she said, raising her middle finger to the remaining servants, involved in a big brawl for possession of the lesser grail, meaning her, and snapping the fingers on her free hand, summoning Berserker to her side, who quickly scooped her up in his giant arms. He also had her brother slung over one shoulder, taking the weight from her. "I'm going home!"
Rin scoffed. "Typical Einzbern. Throws a tantrum, doesn't let anyone have fun and then takes the ball and goes home with it."
All credit goes to Voltaire for the hilarious song.
Screw the Okampa (I wanna go home).
