My Stories 38
Only Fiction
Bunny receives some constructive criticism on the manuscript which would later be published under the title iThe Knees of the Gods/i.
Raffles, K+, English, Angst & Romance, words: 2k+, 8/8, A. J. Raffles, Bunny Manders
A Good Turn »
'You're staying in the school' 'Yes,' he answered, before hesitating and casting a quick glance over me. 'Though not anywhere I ought to be. ...This one'll be a bit on the risky side, Bunny, and I feel it's only fair to tell you that up front. You're still up for lending me a hand' 'Of course, if you need me.' 'Good lad.' - The time that Bunny did Raffles a good turn at school.
Raffles, K, English, Friendship & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, 7/25, A. J. Raffles, Bunny Manders, OC
In Rags, In Robes, In Fig Leaves
"Carefully pulling back the crepe paper, the sight which met me made me catch my breath. Raffles had sent me a dress."
Raffles, K+, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 2, 7/1, A. J. Raffles, Bunny Manders
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All That You Are (Raffles & Bunny)
"I love you for all that you are." I heard someone say this, recently, and it was so sweet that I feel compelled to use it as a prompt to write a little series of short stories for the various fandoms and relationships that I love so much. A job's gone wrong, and Raffles is in a bad mood. Bunny blames himself. Softness ensues.
Raffles, K, English, Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 3, 6/8, A. J. Raffles, Bunny Manders
1What If We Kissed In Your Rooms At The Albany?
"'Oh, if, Bunny, what if, what if! One can "what if" anything. What if I were mowed down by a runaway hansom cab in the street whilst helping an old dear with her bags? What if I turned out to be the long lost heir to the throne of Monaco? What if, my dear rabbit, what if'"
Raffles, T, English, Romance & Friendship, words: 5k+, favs: 3, 5/26
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Sort Of, But Not Really (A Proper Family Christmas!)
Christmas, a year after Armageddon, with Warlock. TV Show canon and characterisations. Shameless domestic/family fluff for Christmas.
Good Omens, K, English, Family & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 5/22, Aziraphale, Crowley, Warlock D.
One Of These Days I Will Go Down To The River »
"I know that if I could just reach out in the right direction, your hand would be there, waiting to be caught in mine. But no matter how far I reach, I can never quite catch you. I would say it is like trying to grasp a shadow, but the thought of that is too much to bear. No. It is simply like trying to catch A.J. Raffles. No one." / For the Brewer's Prompt: One Of These Days
Raffles, K+, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 4/23, A. J. Raffles, Bunny Manders
Anything But Useless
'You sent me on some, some, rid- ridic- some stupid chase and all for, for, for what? I looked like a damned fool, Raffles, that's what. Whilsht'you go off and be all clever, as ushual, and I'm just… a damned fool.' / Bunny is drunk, insecure, and angry. Raffles is Raffles. / Brewer's Prompt: Saddle-Goose
Raffles, K+, English, Angst & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/21, A. J. Raffles, Bunny Manders
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The Biggest Aspidistra In The World
"'Crowley, I hope you don't find this question offensive, but what in the name of all that is holy has happened to your flat'" -/- A plant gets unruly. /-/ For the Brewer's prompt: Aspidistra
Good Omens, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 1, 4/19, Aziraphale, A. Crowley
1For The Contest Of Love And Strife
'For the contest of Love and Strife are equal and alike, and yet each has a different prerogative and its own peculiar nature.' - Empedocles, Fragments. / Aziraphale and Crowley attend a philosophical lecture by Empedocles. / Brewer's Prompt: Air
Good Omens, K, English, Spiritual, words: 1k+, favs: 4, 4/18, Aziraphale, A. Crowley
A Textbook Shot
"The game was croquet. Neither Raffles nor myself had played the game before, and the rules when laid before us turned out to be more complicated than I had presumed from watching ladies and gentlemen playing happily together on sunny afternoons. One seemed to require a university education in the sport simply to understand what was going on, let alone to win." Prompt: Croquet
Raffles, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, 4/17, A. J. Raffles, Bunny Manders, OC
Fidelis Ad Mortem
"The longer I waited, the more bitter and unhappy I became, dwelling on real and imagined slights inflicted upon me by this Prince of Professors. This jewel of the cricket field. This most singular, wonderful, dangerous of men, A.J. Raffles. I began to believe, all of this is to say, that Raffles cared not a jot for me at all." - For the Brewer's Prompt: Billy
Raffles, K, English, Crime & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 4/15, A. J. Raffles, Bunny Manders
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I Know About Mandrakes Mandrakes Are Cool
The manuscript was beautiful. And for the student of botanical history, it was little less than a holy grail. The price had reflected it... These were the days before Wikipedia. When Aziraphale fell down unexpected rabbit-holes of niche research, things quickly got expensive. - For the Brewer's Prompt: The Devil's Candle
Good Omens, K, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 4/13, Aziraphale, A. Crowley
The Gold Miners' Rebellion, And Other Such Romantic Nonsense
"Torn between on the one hand elation at the successful resolution and at justice being served, and on the other restlessness and chagrin at the enforced indolence of being between cases, Holmes was walking a tightrope of mental and emotional strain from which I was determined not to see him fall." - For the Brewer's Prompt: The Eureka Stockade
Sherlock Holmes, K, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 1k+, 4/12
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No Way Of Getting Lost
'We can't be lost, Crowley, the Fosse Way is a straight line! You can lie a ruler against it on the map, it's that straight. One cannot simply get lost driving along the Fosse Way. It's not possible' For the Brewer's Prompt: Fosse Way
Good Omens, K, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 4/11, Aziraphale, A. Crowley
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Mon Rayon De Soleil
iAziraphale winced. 'Crowley, please could you refrain from playing air guitar whilst driving at Heaven only knows how many miles per hour. It isn't safe .'/i i' WIIIILD HORSES' ' More air guitar. 'WE WILL RI-I-IDE THEM SOME DAY-EEE! ' /i /-/-/ Crowley is many things, but a good driver is not one of them, For the prompt "Wild Horse".
Good Omens, K, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 822, 4/10, Aziraphale, A. Crowley
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Reagan's Reckless Star Wars Scheme!
Crowley was quite interested in nuclear weapons. If interested actually meant extremely and actively anxious over, that is./It's 1983. The Cold War is in full swing. Crowley is watching the news. / [For my Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable Writing Challenge. Prompt: Star Wars and the Strategic Defense Initiative of 1983]
Good Omens, K, English, Friendship, words: 902, favs: 1, 4/6, A. Crowley
The Sacred Magics of Abramelin the Mage
The last time Aziraphale had seen Crowley, the demon had damn near begged him to go after some of the mages. Said that Hell was all over them, at the moment. That it'd be a huge favour if the angel would take a few of them off of his hands...br For my Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable Writing Challenge Prompt: Amaimon, Devil King of the Eastern portion of Hell.
Good Omens, K, English, Humor & Spiritual, words: 2k+, follows: 1, 4/5, Aziraphale, A. Crowley
3We Are Still Here, We Are Still Us »
In the immediate aftermath of the averted Apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley are both left reeling, and uncertain of What Happens Next. But the one thing they do still have is each other. The one thing that might be said with any certainty is: We are still here. We are still us. Gap-filler Book!Canon Good Omens story, following the immediate post-Nahmaggedon fallout.
Good Omens, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 18k+, favs: 7, follows: 9, updated: 2/5 published: 1/2
7The Usual »
This is where Aziraphale and Crowley find themselves. The after. The liminal, lost, nowhereland after. The "cleaning up after the party" after. The after that no one ever talks about. The one that hands you back your life and nothing else and says "my work here is done,' as if you could even begin to pick up where you left off. As if you could get straight back to The Usual...
Good Omens, T, English, Angst & Friendship, chapters: 24, words: 27k+, favs: 11, follows: 20, updated: 1/12 published: 9/23/2019