1for whatever we lose Ten years after the Techno Crash and in the midst of an interspecies war, Artemis Fowl II finds himself working at the Rehabilitationist Company, with vague memories at best of the first two decades of his life. When his boss, Damon Kronski, gives Artemis the task of kidnapping LEP Vice Commander Holly Short, Artemis is confronted with a past he can't remember. Post-TLG.

5 questions and answers "Levi, where do you think we go when we die?" The question hangs in the air - a soldier suspended in ODM gear, who might fall to his death at any moment. "You can't worry about things like that, old man," Levi replies. "You'll go crazy." (Eruri. Oneshot. For prompt challenge/list on tumblr.)

5 Celebration and Peace "You never did get a chance to kiss my gold medal..." Set after episode twelve. In which Viktor tries to celebrate with his super cute fiancé - but first, they'll have to work through an insecurity or two. And don't even get them started on all of those almost-kisses during the Grand Prix Final... Oneshot with some fluffy drama. Viktuuri.

70 The Proposal That Artemis Fowled Up » The tale of Artemis asking Holly to become his "business partner"... although Artemis is probably the first person to phrase a marriage proposal that way. Featuring unwanted but desperately needed help from Myles and Beckett, the Butlers, and all of your favorite friends from under the world! Post TLG, A/H.

16 Artemis Fowl: Unintentional Spasms of the Diaphragm Even the most educated nine-year-old has to be ignorant about something. In which Artemis learns a little about hiccups, and then a little more about parenting. Oneshot. Slight but unmistakable A/H.