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The Couch
A bakery!AU – Jane runs a bakery. Lisbon, Cho, Rigsby and Van Pelt are along for the ride.Mentalist, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 4/26, Patrick J., Grace vP., Teresa L., Wayne R.
26Departure »
Out of all the things Lisbon had thought they'd do in their relationship of five years; going on a vacation together had never once entered her mind. TL/RJ. Sequel to Informant.Mentalist, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 15k+, favs: 6, follows: 13, updated: 6/19/2015 published: 5/11/2012, Teresa L., Red John
54Red Spots »
A collection of one-shots, involving different genres and characters. Next: Bedside, 100 words. "Where is He, Teresa?"Mentalist, T, English, chapters: 14, words: 12k+, favs: 8, follows: 14, updated: 5/23/2015 published: 12/31/2011, Patrick J., Teresa L.
7 Harlequin Blue
Patrick Jane/Blueberry Muffins; things you said when you were drunk.Mentalist, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 5, 4/19/2015, Patrick J., OC
2 she's out there on her own, (and she's all right)
And the sky blue envelope smelling of cinnamon and sage is the symbol of her burning insanity for a woman, who is halfway across the world and on her own. TL/KFMentalist, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 636, favs: 1, follows: 2, 9/1/2014, Teresa L., K. Fischer
7 The Cardinal Menagerie
AU. The world is full of people who want to watch it burn and Teresa Lisbon knows this all too well.Mentalist, M, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 7/6/2014, Teresa L., Red John
6 by the lines we'll trace
AU, Post Black Helicopter. "He's trying to find his place here, and in doing so, he's attempting to make you all happy. However, his idea of happiness doesn't always bring happiness at first." KF/TLMentalist, T, English, words: 1k+, favs: 2, 4/14/2014, Teresa L., K. Fischer
23Bloodletting »
Sequel to "Chasing the Storm". AU Pirate. "Just because Red John, O'Laughlin and Carter are dead, it doesn't mean everything died with them."Mentalist, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 15, words: 83k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, updated: 3/30/2014 published: 11/4/2012, Patrick J.
9Amaranthine »
An entire collection of fics revolving around Grace Van Pelt and Patrick Jane; all genres. Current: Nitroglycerin, ""I want to be your friend, Patrick; and I refuse to take no for an answer." AU Pilot. Grace/Jane friendship."Mentalist, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 12, follows: 8, updated: 1/20/2014 published: 5/11/2012, Patrick J., Grace vP.
4 Assist & Desist
She had briefly wondered if her team, as Red John had suggested, simply thought she could handle herself.Mentalist, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 1/2/2014, Teresa L.
7 we froze down below
Post 6x10. Hypothermia, she recalls, when the body temperature drops below 35 degrees Celsius or 95 degrees Fahrenheit. J/L-ish.Mentalist, T, English, Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 5, follows: 11, 1/2/2014, Patrick J., Teresa L.
6 Are You Stupid, Patrick Jane?
Crack!AU aftermath of 6x08, Red John. Spoilers for S6, ahoy! "What does the Internal Revenue Service have to do with you dueling Red John?"Mentalist, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 6, 12/21/2013, Patrick J., Teresa L.
3 In the Belly of the Beast
When she and he met on their usual Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday evenings, Red John made it his priority to knock her back into her second skin. TL/RJMentalist, M, English, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 12/18/2013, Teresa L., Red John
3 Against the Current
Lorelei paused in her thoughts, a small and dark smirk crossing her lips. Red John said she couldn't physically torture Teresa, but he never said that she couldn't torture Teresa in other ways. TL/LM.Mentalist, M, English, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 12/18/2013, Teresa L., Lorelei M.
3 Reciprocation
If he gave them what they wanted, they would all reciprocate the kindness in unexpected ways. Set pre-show and extremely dark. Multi-pairing; and written for tromana.Mentalist, M, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 12/16/2013, Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John
3 Clockwork Silence
"Appearances can be deceiving," Craig had told her once. Dark VP/O'L. Written for Miss Peg.Mentalist, M, English, Angst, words: 810, favs: 1, 12/16/2013, Grace vP., C. O'Laughlin
2 Lost in the Static
SPOILERS FOR 6x08. "I'm sorry I couldn't tell you this in person, but in case you didn't already know, Red John is dead." Written for Lothiriel84.Mentalist, T, English, words: 627, favs: 1, follows: 2, 12/8/2013, Patrick J., Madeleine H.
2 Frolic and Play
Lisbon is trying to bake Christmas cookies and Red John has other ideas. RJ/L. Written for Kathiann.Mentalist, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 886, favs: 2, follows: 2, 12/8/2013, Teresa L., Red John
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Songs of Innocence
It's the last message, she knows, that will ever pass through her lips too.Mentalist & Following, T, English, Angst, words: 1k+, 11/4/2013, Grace vP., R. Hardy, D. Parker
9 The Office Policy Conundrum
AU crack!tag to 6x03. Four of the five Serious Crimes Unit agents had somehow managed to become romantically linked to one another, without Lisbon's knowledge or consent.Mentalist, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 10/19/2013, Patrick J., Grace vP., Kimball C., Wayne R.
