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In The Ruins Of Our Glory »
Through Rhaegar's folly, a kingdom shattered, blood was spilled, and a legacy was burnt to ash. It's up to his children to create something beautiful in the ruins of the Targaryen's glory. When little Rhaenys Potter runs away with Norbert into the forbidden forest, Westeros will never be the same. Fem!Harry/Jon. Incest. Parental!Oberyn&Ellaria. Heavy Martell Focus.Harry Potter & Game of Thrones, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 15k+, favs: 874, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/6 published: 4/7/2019, [Harry P., Jon S.] [Oberyn M., Ellaria S.]
103 Zaldrīzo ānogar »
Across the Narrow sea, Viserys and Daeron Targaryen fight for their lives in a pit of poison, plots and persecution. A brother dead from rebellion, mother lost to her birthing bed, and a father slain on the steps of his throne, it seemed they were the last of their House. Then their sister come tumbling out the sky astride a great silver dragon. Viserys/Fem!Harry/Male!Daenerys.Harry Potter & Game of Thrones, M, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 729, follows: 959, updated: 2/29 published: 12/27/2019, [Daenerys T., Harry P., Viserys T.]
48 Clockwork Bluebirds »
They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when Eva Potter finds a photo of her mother, a man and a name of a town, all she is left with is trying to find the truth hidden in the lies. On the hunt for her father, Eva finds herself spiraling down into the dark world of MC's and cartels, where nothing and no one are quite what they seem. Nestor/Fem!Harry Slight Angel/Fem!HarryHarry Potter & Mayans M.C., M, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 3, words: 15k+, favs: 171, follows: 211, updated: 8/22/2019 published: 8/16/2019, [Harry P., Nestor O.] Obispo L., Angel R.
212 Harleys and Horcruxes »
The whole war, the lives lost, the families ruined, everything that had happened in the last decade fell upon one thing, Harriet Potter being a Potter. Only when Harry gets a surprise inheritance from her mother does she find out the truth kept buried deep, she was never a Potter to begin with. She is her fathers daughter, just not the father everyone had believed... Fem!Harry/JaxHarry Potter & Sons of Anarchy, M, English, Romance, chapters: 4, words: 18k+, favs: 689, follows: 921, updated: 8/13/2019 published: 7/8/2016, [Harry P., Jax] Abel T.
659 The Jade Dragon »
Change one name, one character, and the house of cards comes tumbling down. When James Potter is wiped from the equation, Haraella Targaryen takes Harry's place. Battle weary, alone, riding upon a pregnant Ironbelly during a lightning storm, Haraella crashes into the foreign land of her mysterious father. The dragon always has three heads. Aegon VI/Fem!Harry/Viserys Jon/DaenerysHarry Potter & Game of Thrones, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 9, words: 78k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/5/2019 published: 5/20/2018, [Aegon T., Harry P., Viserys T.]
96 Wildfire
A companion piece to The Jade Dragon, but can be read as a standalone. A collection of one shots or short pieces of what if's, pairings and little plot bunnies that don't fit into the original fic. Basically, my little basket of musings. Haraella Targaryen/Anyone. Fem!Harry. Targaryen!Harry. prompts welcomed!Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 14k+, favs: 521, follows: 579, 6/18/2018, Harry P., Jaime L., Robb S., Willas T.
369 Over The Rainbow »
In a world where whatever you write upon your skin is transferred to your soulmate, Thranduil is left holding court in Mirkwood with a rainbow dancing across his forehead after millennia of being blemish free. Fem!Harry. Fem!Harry/ThranduilHarry Potter & Hobbit, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 16k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 5/26/2018 published: 3/18/2018, [Harry P., Elvenking Thranduil]
912 Tonbo »
Hari Potter knew loss and pain intimately. Despite this, nothing could have prepared her for the loss of Sirius. Crouched on the onyx flooring of the M.O.M, Hari snaps and the truth buried long ago comes sizzling to the surface. The only fact she knew was she would find her family. She swore it... Itachi/Fem!Harry/Sasuke (Uchihacest!)Harry Potter & Naruto, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 84k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 4/1/2018 published: 2/15/2017, Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
83 Wit and Wry »
What does a missing Dwarven daughter, a diary, a painting that isn't what it seems and mistimed joke all have in common? Harri Potter. Moral of the story? Durin's should never joke and Harri should always, without exception, stay away from people's journals ... It's detrimental to everyone's health. Kili/Fem!Harry/FiliHarry Potter & Hobbit, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 20k+, favs: 531, follows: 787, updated: 3/21/2018 published: 9/18/2016, [Kíli, Harry P., Fíli]
92 Purple Haze »
No one ever spoke about the troubles of the heroine or hero after the credits rolled. They never saw the castle crumble to ashes or the roses grow grey and wilt. Because life never really ended on a happy note, not when your name was Harriet Potter and you were being sent on an undercover mission. Harry/Kilgrave, Fem!Harry. HAITUS.Harry Potter & Jessica Jones, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 6, words: 38k+, favs: 325, follows: 457, updated: 3/11/2018 published: 3/17/2016, Harry P., K. Kilgrave
161 Stitches »
Killing was easy. Saving someone, that was the hard path to walk. When Harriet grows sick of the world, she decides it's time to go back to where it all started and fix the first wrong. However, she never expected 1919 Britain to be as it was, nor the interference and constant presence of a group that called themselves the Peaky Blinders. Tommy/Fem!Harry, Alfie/Fem!Harry.Harry Potter & Peaky Blinders, M, English, Romance & Crime, chapters: 4, words: 38k+, favs: 447, follows: 516, updated: 10/2/2017 published: 10/7/2016, [Tommy S., Harry P.]
65 Rogue
The Nara clan's history was as murky as the shadows they so easily manipulated. It housed secrets untold, knowledge unspoken and threats greater than imagination. It was birthed in the same blood and fire that wrought the other clans into being. However, in the shadows, was where stars shined brightest. Fem!Harry/Naruto. Post books/beginning of Shippuden. M.O.D Harry!Harry Potter & Naruto, M, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 1k+, favs: 580, follows: 930, 8/29/2017, [Harry P., Naruto U.] Shikamaru N.
89 Canis Majoris »
Where there is light, there is shadow. Harry Potter had always been the brightest star in the night sky. A beacon for all that was good... It was only right she was surrounded by the deepest abyss. A series of drabbles and short-shots that if you squint, might make a plot. Fem!Harry. Gordon/Oswald/Harry/Jerome/Edward HAITUSHarry Potter & Gotham, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 4, words: 31k+, favs: 272, follows: 286, updated: 7/10/2017 published: 6/25/2017, Harry P., Edward N./The Riddler, O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, Jerome V./The Joker
16 Nevermore
Harry wakes up cuffed to a hospital bed in a city called Gotham. Memories buried deep and being tracked by unknown forces, she only has her wits and magic to fall back on, along with a note hidden on her person, written by her own shaky hand telling her one simple thing... Get out now. Hang on to your hats folks. 'Cause you haven't seen nothing yet! Fem!Harry Harry/Jerome HAITUSHarry Potter & Gotham, M, English, Romance & Horror, words: 3k+, favs: 128, follows: 176, 6/19/2017, Harry P., Jerome V./The Joker
314 The Punchline »
Sleep walking is mostly innocent. However for wizarding kind, it's a touch more problematic. Harriet Potter has the misfortune of going through what the healers call sleep apparition. In a very Potter twist of luck, she of course attracts trouble. Harley and the joker despite all the crazy, know a good thing when it pops out of nowhere, and refuse to let go. Joker/fem!Harry/HarleyHarry Potter & Suicide Squad, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 23k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 6/14/2017 published: 8/27/2016, [The Joker, Harry P., Harley Quinn] Bruce Wayne/Batman
673 Windows to the soul »
Hari Potter knew loss and pain intimately. Despite this, nothing could have prepared her for the loss of Sirius. Crouched on the onyx flooring of the M.O.M, Hari snaps and the truth buried long ago comes bubbling to the surface. The only fact she knew was she would find her family. She swore it... Fem!Harry (Pairing undecided) . HAITUS.Harry Potter & Naruto, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 44k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 11/16/2016 published: 10/30/2016, Harry P., Sasuke U., Itachi U.
24 A-Z Of Anatomy
"Sometimes, I feel like little pieces of me die each day too." Hari scoffed as she downed the rest of her latte. "Sod off Kaneki, I'm not talking in the metaphorical . I die every day. Throat slit. Hung. Beheaded. Shotgun. Freak accident. Poison. Do you know what that's like?"...Series of Ficlets that, if you squint, may resemble some plot. Twisted MOD Fem!Harry/Multi, M/F, F/F.Harry Potter & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 7k+, favs: 304, follows: 353, 11/15/2016, Harry P., Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta, Itori
107 I See You »
She was different. God... She was different. He could see her in the darkness, in the mists of fire. He. Could. See. Her. She was the embodiment of everything he had missed, everything he didn't know he had missed, of untold beauty in wild abandonment. How... How could he see her? Matt/Fem!Harry.Harry Potter & Daredevil, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 21k+, favs: 730, follows: 897, updated: 10/2/2016 published: 6/28/2016, Harry P., Matt M.
25 Finding My Way Home
A war hawk, or simply hawk, is a term used in politics for someone favouring war in a debate over whether to go to war, or whether to continue or escalate an existing war. Dove or Dovish are informal terms used, especially in politics, for people who prefer to avoid war or prefer war as a last resort. What happens when a Pacifist collides with a militarist? Frank/Fem!Harry HAITUSHarry Potter & Daredevil, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 5k+, favs: 165, follows: 215, 9/15/2016, [Harry P., Frank C./Punisher] Matt M., Karen P.
42 Counting Cards »
All bad things come in three... So do all good things. From three blind mice to three wise men, it seems life has a particular liking for such a simple number. Harper Potter's life was no different, and so it was the death of three that irrevocably changed her life... For better or for worse, she still isn't sure. Fem!Harry/Wesley. HAITUSHarry Potter & Daredevil, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 227, follows: 334, updated: 4/11/2016 published: 4/6/2016, [Harry P., J. Wesley]
