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47Goblet of Crack »
CRACK. 4th Year ridiculous crack rewrite w/ an unhealthy amount of smut. All the possible smuts. Seriously, heed the 'M' rating. It's M. Very, very M. And lastly, R, G, Mrs W, & Snape BASHING [Hermione x Harry, w/ some Fleur] 58,000 words, 30 ch total. Mon/Wen/Fri new ch.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 25, words: 51k+, favs: 207, follows: 303, updated: 6/19 published: 4/27, [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D.
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All Dolled Up
Simmons needs Fitz's opinion as she gets ready for the fancy party they're about to attend. Fluff and Cute and Humor. Early-ish Season 1, not connected to any particular episode in the show. [FitzSimmons]Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 3, 4/4, [J. Simmons, L. Fitz]
Help
Fitz wants to help, and Simmons decides she has the perfect way. Early-ish Season 1, not connected to any particular episode in the show. [FitzSimmons]Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 4/3, [J. Simmons, L. Fitz]
What Happens In A Safehouse
[Steve/Nat/Wanda - Captain Spy Witch] Steve and Wanda are on the run together after the events of Civil War. Nightmares start bringing them closer together, especially for Wanda, who is unaware that Steve and Nat are a couple. Unrelated to my 'Three is Better than Two' series — But the world needs more Captain Spy Witch stories.Avengers, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 14, follows: 13, 2/29, [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch]
4It's Almost Like These Things are Connected »
Laurel notices a few strange coincidences and decides to ask Oliver about them. Loosely starting at the deleted scene from Episode 2 (S1). LAURIVER [Laurel x Oliver]Arrow, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 14, updated: 1/13 published: 12/31/2019, [Black Canary/Earth-1 D. Laurel Lance, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow]
Oliver Takes Charge
Rewrite of Lauriver's first meeting post-island, where Oliver is a little more sure in what he wants, a little less obsessed with pushing Laurel away every time he isn't getting closer to her, and some of his pre-island personality survived. LAURIVER [Laurel x Oliver]Arrow, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 5, 12/24/2019, [Black Canary/Earth-1 D. Laurel Lance, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow]
72New Neighbor »
A bushy-haired eleven year-old witch and her family move in next door to Harry during the summer before their first year at Hogwarts. [HARMONY, but it's 1st year, so it's not what would be considered romantic. Basic canon is assumed to start with. Ron/Molly/Ginny/Snape-bashing. Twins are cool.] Book 1 finished. On indefinite hiatus.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 6, words: 26k+, favs: 270, follows: 490, updated: 9/28/2019 published: 1/3/2019, [Harry P., Hermione G.]
8 International Talk Like a Pirate Day: Accidental Pirates
Shenny Pirate Day entry. A teleporter accident leaves Sheldon and Penny as pirates for a day. Leonard-bashing. [Sheldon x Penny]Big Bang Theory, K+, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 32, follows: 16, 9/19/2019, [Penny, Sheldon C.] Leonard H.
10 Behind a Dustbin
"Are you telling me Voldemort's going to jump out from behind a dustbin and do me in?" [Harry x Hermione] Short Silly Crack One-ShotHarry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 41, follows: 18, 8/18/2019, [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, N. Tonks
1 You're a Demon
Sam calls Ruby up after looking into his mother's friends. Their meeting goes a little differently than in the show (S3E2). Blonde Ruby. Good Ruby. Lemons. [Sam x Ruby 1.0]Supernatural, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 8/4/2019, [Sam W., Ruby]
1 Better Than Holding a Grudge
Pretty much just a smutty threesome between Oliver, Laurel, and Sara; post-Island.Arrow, M, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 23, follows: 10, 7/7/2019, [Black Canary/Earth-1 D. Laurel Lance, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow, Sara L.]
2 Three Is Better Than Two »
Steve/Nat/Wanda threesome story (aka. Captain Spy Witch). Following the events of AoU, Wanda finds herself with a crush on her new Captain, and Nat's more than happy to help her; even if that means Nat has to share her boyfriend. Follows the timeline of "An Unexpected Guest" and "Stress Relief", but can stand solo. 4th Chapter now up, short continuation/sequel.Avengers, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 9k+, favs: 31, follows: 32, updated: 7/7/2019 published: 6/30/2019, [Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Wanda M./Scarlet Witch]
7 Stress Relief
Natasha is stressed and wants some relief, but the gym or gun range just aren't going to cut it this time. Thank goodness for Steve. A PG-13 sleeping-together story that ended up growing a plot and some feels by the end, and became a building relationship story. Can be read as a sequel to "An Unexpected Guest", but can also stand alone.Avengers, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 58, follows: 25, 6/26/2019, [Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R.]
17 Selfish, Or Maybe Not »
Rewrite of the scene from 1x04 when Laurel is waiting on him to get home after shooting. A 'what if' story if Oliver had decided to try to explain to Laurel that he really was changed, he just couldn't act like it. This is based on back in a time when the show wasn't so complicated; if you want to go back to early Season 1 simplicity, you might enjoy this.Arrow, T, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 8, words: 12k+, favs: 37, follows: 40, updated: 6/23/2019 published: 6/17/2019, [Black Canary/Earth-1 D. Laurel Lance, Oliver Q./Arrow/Green Arrow]
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The Crime Scene »
Sam/Ruby 1.0 (Blonde S3 Ruby) and Deckerstar are forced to team up for a case. This is how their initial meeting at the crime scene goes down. Pairings are not specifically romantic or not, could be read either way. Doesn't follow any time/plot lines from either show. [Lucifer x Chloe] [Sam x Ruby 1.0 (Blonde)] Upgraded to K for the presence of alcohol and one minor swear word.Supernatural & Lucifer, K+, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 11, follows: 17, updated: 6/11/2019 published: 6/6/2019, [Sam W., Ruby] [Lucifer M., Chloe D.]
2 A Dark Secret »
Peraltiago are turned into vampires on a stakeout. Rosa has her own secret no one at the Nine-Nine is aware of. w/bonus Halloween Heist chapter [Peraltiago, Jake x Amy]Brooklyn Nine-Nine, T, English, Supernatural & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 9, follows: 6, 6/1/2019, [Jake P., Amy S] Rosa D.
16 Magical Menagerie
Crookshanks' point of view of what happened in the Magical Menagerie the summer before third year. [To Crookshanks its H/Hr, even if H/Hr don't yet realize it themselves.]Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 94, follows: 41, 3/17/2019, [Harry P., Hermione G.] Crookshanks
26 What are you doing here, Ms Granger?
My take on the GoF movie scene where Dumbledore notices Hermione in the champions tent with Harry before the First Task. After that it's a mix of movie and book, focusing on H/Hr relationship through the year. [H/Hr; HARMONY] [Weasley Bashing (except twins, they're cool)]Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 10k+, favs: 292, follows: 141, 2/9/2019, [Hermione G., Harry P.]
5 Bishop's Second Kill
Bishop-centric story with lots of guns. Stand-alone from my previous NCIS stories, but can be read as a continuation of those if you liked them. Post-13:18 "Scope", but before Tony leaves. P.S. There are lots of guns, so if you're easily offended by guns, do us all a favor and skip it.NCIS, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 12/22/2018, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ellie B.
8 The Not-So-Secret Secret Relationship
Sequel/Continuation to "The Bomb". Gibbs/Bishop romantic relationship (aka Gishop); Don't like, don't read.NCIS, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 25, follows: 10, 12/11/2018, [Ellie B., Leroy Jethro Gibbs]
