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沁园春 - Sasha (韦莎莎）
You've never seen anything like this and probably won't. This is the moment where the lurking Chinese Amphibia fans/fans who can read Chinese - are drawn out of the woodwork. After watching a number of superhero shows, I began thinking about how they would be described in wuxia (Chinese martial arts fantasy) terms, and that led to writing fan poems in classical Chinese. Enjoy!Amphibia, K, Chinese, words: 132, 8/6, Anne, Sasha
滿江紅·周星寥落
The moment where the lurking Chinese Stargirl fans are drawn out of the woodwork. At some point, after watching a number of superhero shows, I began thinking about how they would be described in wuxia terms, and that led to writing fan poems for superhero shows written in classical Chinese. Enjoy!
Stargirl, K, Chinese, words: 113, 8/4, Yolanda Montez/Wildcat, Rick Tyler, Jordan Mahkent/Icicle, Pat Dugan/Stripesy/S.T.R.I.P.E.
1沁园春·独室一女
Fishing for more Chinese WORM fans with the first WORM fan poem written in classical Chinese prosodic form (for some reason Worm reminds me a lot of wuxia). This is my first attempt at classical Chinese poetry, so would love to hear your comments and critiques!Worm, K, Chinese, words: 139, 8/2, Skitter, Tattletale, Bitch/Hellhound
2八声甘州 - 心宿女侠
A fan poem for Worm/Ward, written in classical Chinese prosody. This time it's about Victoria Dallon. I'm really fishing for more Chinese worm fans (fish and worm pun intended, can we call ourselves ABBs?). Antares is 心宿 in Chinese, so 心宿女侠 is what I'm choosing to translate Antares as. Critiques are welcome.Worm, K, Chinese, words: 97, 8/2
1 Anna's Thoughts
Fan poem set at the end of Frozen 2. I try to examine Anna's thoughts at becoming Queen of Arendelle. Written in four lines of dactylic trimeter, followed by an Alexadrine couplet. Six stanzas.Frozen, K, English, Poetry, words: 305, favs: 5, follows: 3, 12/1/2019, Anna
3 Be Boundless at the University of Washington
Written in the form of three smarmy college admissions ads, a viciously ironic speculative piece where I try to imagine the fates of three of the show's characters in a happier world.Bojack Horseman, K+, English, Humor, words: 474, favs: 4, 4/3/2017, Todd C., Penny, Sarah Lynn
1 TO ANNA
A Sonnet to our dear Princess Anna where I unleash my Inner Shakespeare, or maybe Keats.Frozen, K, English, Poetry, words: 115, 1/19/2014
FOR ELSA
Probably the first Elsa-themed fan Sonnet, I am not Shakespeare, though I hope I can be.
Frozen, K, English, Poetry, words: 116, favs: 1, 1/13/2014, Elsa
1CLOUDS AND WATER
Not a fanfic per se, but a separate love story inspired by CTHD...on a fine spring day a lone warrior returns to meet an old friend of his...for a duel over a woman they both loved twenty years ago...Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 35k+, 10/4/2004
It's Me, Samwise
Samwise Gamgee shows himself off as Middle Earth's first rap star! Parody of Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 483, 12/24/2003, Samwise G.
2Foreordained Part One
1000 years before the movie events...another saga with new heroes begins.Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 42k+, 3/1/2003
19Dragon Girl, Fly
An ode to Jen, based on my dad's own theory on why Jen jumped. To be sung to the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean, NOT THE MADONNA VERSION!Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, K, English, Drama & Parody, words: 930, favs: 1, 9/19/2001
