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Whatever Happened to the Likely Lad?
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Hermione Granger has to locate Harry Potter or she'll lose her job. She's more than a little curious what he's been up to the last few years. Perhaps, she'd be better off figuring out where he's going rather than where he's been.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama, words: 20k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 531, 9/19/2011
523What a Bunch of Nonjon »
An unrelated series of ficlets, drabbles, one-shots, unfinished and abandoned fics from primarily the Harry Potter fandom and a couple others. This is like a miscellaneous folder or a random fic dump. Read at your own risk.Misc. Books, M, English, chapters: 14, words: 48k+, favs: 458, follows: 323, updated: 4/27/2009 published: 12/27/2008
311 The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 242, 9/30/2008
354 Two Heads Are Better Than One
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 10k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 374, 7/16/2008
6k+ A Black Comedy »
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.Harry Potter, M, English, chapters: 31, words: 246k+, favs: 16k+, follows: 5k+, updated: 4/7/2008 published: 2/18/2007
236 The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 6k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 245, 5/29/2007, Harry P., Hermione G.
430 The Incredibly Dense Mind of Lois Lane »
COMPLETE. It's a few years post Smallville. Lois Lane and Clark Kent are both reporters at the Daily Planet, often covering the exploits of Superman. Clark decides it's time for Lois to know his secret. He just thinks telling her would be too easy.Smallville, M, English, Humor, chapters: 10, words: 28k+, favs: 737, follows: 221, updated: 2/4/2007 published: 12/17/2006, Clark K./Superman, Lois L.
202 The DA Missions: Agent Toots
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 271, 1/24/2007, Luna L., Harry P.
258 Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal…
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.Harry Potter, M, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 293, 12/16/2006
4k+ 
Browncoat, Green Eyes »
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.Harry Potter & Firefly, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 39, words: 298k+, favs: 8k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/12/2006 published: 3/23/2006, Harry P., River
192 Luna's Hobby
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 564, follows: 159, 8/14/2006, Luna L., Harry P.
1k+ Dimension Hopping for Beginners »
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.Harry Potter, M, English, Parody & Adventure, chapters: 10, words: 56k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/13/2006 published: 3/4/2006, Harry P.
1k+ You Did What! »
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 21, words: 139k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 786, updated: 1/27/2006 published: 10/22/2005, Harry P., Harry P.
76 A Favor for a Friend
COMPLETE. OneShot. A little snapshot of a day in a potential post HBP, post Voldemort world. [A small exercise in writing for reasons other than making this author laugh.]Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Adventure, words: 4k+, favs: 355, follows: 100, 12/12/2005, Harry P., Luna L.
153 Therapeutic Discussion
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Parody, words: 8k+, favs: 454, follows: 126, 11/26/2005, Harry P.
544 Birth of a Name
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn't think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 363, 10/15/2005
622 Lovegood, Boobs Gooder »
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Luna Challenge Response. Harry refuses to stay with the Dursleys and is now going to spend the summer hunting for Snorkacks with the Lovegoods. This is crude, immature, adult themed humor.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 41k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 574, updated: 10/14/2005 published: 5/12/2005, Harry P., Luna L.
1k+ The Untitled Cheekquel Project »
COMPLETE. [Sequel to Where in the World is Harry Potter?] Now that Harry has been found, he's going to teach DADA at Hogwarts again for the first time. Will he change and grow as a person? Will he find love? Enh... doubtful.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 21, words: 69k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 719, updated: 8/29/2005 published: 7/9/2005, Harry P.
198The Anachronistic Adventures of Patch and Eddie »
WIP. PostOotP. Harry gave his life to defeat Voldemort. So what should he do now? Hop through time with Dobby on some zany misadventures, of course. As if there really was an alternative.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 17k+, favs: 302, follows: 344, updated: 8/1/2005 published: 5/22/2005
221 Harry Potter and the Apathy of Freedom
COMPLETE. OneShot. [Sequel to Harry Potter and the Freedom of Apathy] The wizarding world has been freed from the oppression of the Dark Lord. And it appears they have learned nothing.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Angst, words: 14k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 458, 6/11/2005, Harry P., N. Tonks
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