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No pets in the Batcave
"No more pets in the cave!" Damian glared at his father. Bruce glared back. "That's not a rule!" "I'm making it a rule. Right now."Batman, K, English, Humor, words: 250, favs: 10, follows: 8, 6/21, Bruce W./Batman, Damian W./Robin
1 The prince and the rose
Poem telling the story of the little prince and the roseLittle Prince, K, English, Romance & Poetry, words: 371, favs: 1, 6/6, Prince, Rose
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Alfred's kitchen nightmares
There is a very good reason Bruce doesn't take Alfred out to dinner anymore.Batman & Justice League, K, English, Humor, words: 495, favs: 15, follows: 7, 6/2, Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman
3 Cinderella dreamed
"Cinderella in her kitchen, all alone with none to turn to" A Cinderella poem.Cinderella, K, English, Poetry, words: 86, favs: 3, 6/1, Cinderella
4k+ Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary »
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 101, words: 72k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 5/27 published: 3/16/2017, Luna L., Tom R. Jr.
677Boggarts and monsters »
Remus thought teaching his students to fight boggarts would be a great idea, that is until the older muggle born students got their shot and the unfortunate werewolf suddenly got a crash course in muggle movie monsters.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, chapters: 25, words: 16k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 899, updated: 5/13 published: 9/23/2017, Remus L.
72101 ways »
101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 214, follows: 229, updated: 4/10 published: 2/2, Severus S., Neville L.
5Batman and Robin
In a world where Bruce Wayne is a regular 'fighting crime in alleys' type vigilante but not actually Batman, his young ward Dick Grayson decides that isn't entertaining enough so invents the story of Batman and Robin complete with colourful villains to spice things up.Batman, K, English, Parody & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 3/23, Batman/Bruce Wayne, Robin/Dick Grayson
209Secret potions club »
Side story to Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lords Diary. Snape starts a secret potions club with himself, Luna Lovegood and the Weasley twins. Chaos Ensues.Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 476, follows: 543, updated: 2/1 published: 5/4/2018, Severus S., George W., Luna L., Fred W.
4 Heroing is hungry work
A hungry webslinger on a budget finds a novel way to satisfy his superhuman cravings, and he's not the only one.Avengers, K, English, Humor, words: 877, favs: 26, follows: 15, 1/2, Spider-Man/Peter Parker
16 Dementors are born freezing
Dementors are born freezing. From the moment they enter the world in some twisted form of infancy they are cold.Harry Potter, K, English, Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 44, follows: 16, 10/10/2019, Luna L.
5 Unexpected issues with time travel
When Steve decided to stay in the past and marry Peggy he considered a lot of factors. There were a few details he might have overlooked however. One in particular that he was not ready to face.Avengers, K, English, Humor, words: 868, favs: 32, follows: 14, 9/2/2019, Captain America/Steve R., Peggy C.
10 Lessons from Rome
"We've received intel that suggests the Nazis are going to send agents to capture the Pandorica" Agent Carter explained.Doctor Who & Avengers, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 65, follows: 25, 8/21/2019, Rory W., Captain America/Steve R.
23 Greatest Fear
Ron Weasley stood waiting as the wardrobe was opened to release the boggart, fully prepared to face the creepy crawly monster that was going to emerge, only to blink in surprise at the sight in front of him. It was not a spider.Harry Potter, K, English, words: 411, favs: 72, follows: 18, 8/15/2019, Ron W., Remus L.
4 Aftermath
Fury's conversations with each Avenger re Coulson's death. Set shortly after the events in the film. (More lighthearted than it sounds.)Avengers, K, English, words: 717, favs: 11, follows: 4, 7/7/2019, Nick F.
5 Dinosaurs v Meteor: The rematch
Funny poem.Jurassic Park, K, English, Humor & Poetry, words: 409, favs: 5, follows: 2, 7/6/2019
26 Unidentified Servant
Upon the east wall of the western corridor of the school of Hogwarts, hangs an unassuming painting labelled only as 'Unidentified Servant'Harry Potter & Merlin, K, English, words: 525, favs: 169, follows: 62, 7/5/2019, Merlin
6 Bunny
"Tony, nobody wants a ten-foot bunny rabbit. Nobody." Pepper was wearing her 'I'm trying to be patient but I'm ready to snap' smile. Giant bunny. Needs good home.Avengers, K, English, Humor, words: 754, favs: 53, follows: 14, 12/18/2018, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
7 A way out
Snape needs a way out. He can't do this anymore. He can't. He needs an escape. He needs a deal.Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time, K, English, words: 381, favs: 16, follows: 14, 9/8/2018, Severus S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
As long as you're mine
A look at Nick and Adalind's relationship from GrimmWicked & Grimm, K, English, Romance, words: 931, favs: 1, 9/8/2018, Nick B., Adalind S.
