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54Burned »
When Pyrrha went to fight Cinder that night, she had her loyal partner by her side. Now he was gone, and all that remained were the scars of the past. The Fall of Beacon broke many people, crushed many spirits. It was her duty to carry on and fight. But now she is alone in a confusing world. Would she rise from the ashes of her defeat, or would she just get burned?RWBY, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 40k+, favs: 193, follows: 238, updated: 6/8 published: 1/7/2018, Pyrrha N., Raven B., Team RNJR
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Enamour for armour
Most people think Jaune's armour is useless. Most people are right. But when Neo tries to steal the Relic of Knowledge, something unexpected happens. Maybe, just maybe, the armour has its uses after all?RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 102, follows: 56, 5/29, Jaune A., Neo, Oscar P.
7 A White Girl Named Yang
Tired of her team spending their weekend nights indoors, Yang finally manages to convince them to go clubbing with her. She can't wait to show them the life they've been missing and lead them into a world of drinks and dancing. But amidst all the buildup, maybe she's the one not ready for what the night has in store.RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 24, follows: 11, 5/13, Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L.
270 Curse of the WereBlake »
During a routine combat lesson, Jaune gets bitten by Blake. At first, everything seems normal. But then mysterious happenings occur, things that cannot be explained through science or reason. What foul magic has cursed our resident knight? Can he be cured of this wretched affliction? Is it possible for a human to transform into... a faunus? Meow.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 16, words: 49k+, favs: 376, follows: 438, updated: 2/12 published: 10/23/2019, Blake B., Jaune A., Cardin W.
151Exxxtra Credit »
The end of year exams are coming up, and Jaune couldn't be more screwed. He can't study like everyone else and is likely doomed to repeat them later in the year. That is until he hears Glynda Goodwitch is marking them. With no other options left, he realises he must seduce her so she can boost his grades for him. Look out, Glynda - you're about to have a new favourite student.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 8, words: 47k+, favs: 483, follows: 631, updated: 10/18/2019 published: 5/29/2018, [Jaune A., Glynda G.] Weiss S., Team JNPR
11 By His Side
Many people became part of Tai's life. Raven knew better than anyone that not many of them stayed behind. Either through death or simply abandoning him, most of his loved ones vanished from his life. Except for one.RWBY, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, words: 5k+, favs: 63, follows: 20, 9/17/2019, Zwei, Raven B., Taiyang X.L.
36 Jaune's Superrific Quest For Power »
Inspired after watching a superhero flick with his friends, Jaune decides it's about time he unlocked his semblance. With the help of his friends, he will become a superpowered hunter just like them. Stand aside, citizens. There's a new hero in town. Action, drama, thrills, this origin story has it all. Except pictures. This isn't a comic book. Sorry.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 12k+, favs: 69, follows: 65, updated: 8/1/2019 published: 7/30/2019, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
47 Reap What You Sow »
It was an accident. There was no doubt about that. But when Ruby killed Neo after a failed assassination attempt she is plagued by nightmares, the result of her guilty conscience eating her alive. She's a killer. A murderer. Nothing like the hero she set out to be. Tormented by memories of that fateful night, she turns to her friends for comfort, lest she be forever haunted.RWBY, M, English, Horror & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 8, words: 49k+, favs: 122, follows: 112, updated: 6/16/2019 published: 6/17/2018, Ruby R., Neo, Team RWBY, Team JNPR
18 Trials and Tit-ulations
During a night of passion, Yang accidentally suffocates Jaune with two of her greatest assets, rendering the boy unconscious. Oopsie daisy. Will she be able to wake him up, or will he die living every man's dream? Rated M for Mature, even though it's anything but.RWBY, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 144, follows: 80, 5/25/2019, [Yang X.L., Jaune A.] Ruby R.
47 Jaune and the Great Betrayal
Salem makes Jaune the ultimate deal: in exchange for the lives of his friends, she promises to free him from the curse that has plagued his life. Rated T for Treachery.RWBY, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 257, follows: 92, 5/8/2019, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Salem
12 RWBY Volume 4 (But It's Written By YouTube Critics)
Judgement has fallen!RWBY, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 27, follows: 14, 2/3/2019, Ruby R., Jaune A., L. Ren, Nora V.
15 Taking Your Best Girl Out on the Town
It has suddenly occurred to Pyrrha that despite all her achievements, she's never had the chance to feel like a normal girl. This looks like a job for her boyfriend Jaune, who vows to show her an evening of fun and laughter. And what better way to do that than by going to the funfair? The night is young and so are they. So let's embrace it and have some fun.RWBY, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 9k+, favs: 111, follows: 47, 2/1/2019, [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.]
9 RWBY Volume 3 (But It's Written By Cinder)
I like to bully fictional characters.RWBY, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 39, follows: 12, 12/19/2018, Ruby R., Ozpin, Pyrrha N., Cinder F.
13 RWBY Volume 2 (But It's Written By Shippers)
I like to bully everyone.RWBY, T, English, Parody & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 25, follows: 10, 12/14/2018, [Team RWBY, Team JNPR] Ozpin, Cinder F.
22 RWBY Volume 1 (But It's Written By LaughingLefou)
I like to bully my friends.RWBY, T, English, Parody & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 61, follows: 29, 12/9/2018, [Jaune A., Neo] Team JNPR
31 Muscle Theory
Growing up around girls, Jaune had to put up with a lot of talks about how hot muscles were. He didn't understand the appeal. What was the big deal about muscles, anyway? More importantly, why was he getting flustered over the sight of Pyrrha at the gym? He wasn't staring at her arms. Honest.RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 140, follows: 78, 11/12/2018, [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.]
26 Bring Me To Life (But Not Her)
Weiss wants Ruby to die so she can bang Jaune. Sorry, I'm not good at summaries.RWBY, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 106, follows: 47, 10/22/2018, [Jaune A., Ruby R., Weiss S.]
18 Forget Me Not
At the end of the world where all hope is lost, Jaune holds in his hands the key to humanity's salvation - a potion that will make him travel back in time and fix everything. So what's stopping him from drinking it?RWBY, T, English, Tragedy & Suspense, words: 4k+, favs: 70, follows: 52, 10/3/2018, Jaune A.
78Break a Twenty »
Money can't buy happiness, but maybe it can buy love? That seems to be the case when Winter has her heart stolen by a mysterious blond hero. From the day he gave her change for a twenty lien bill, she becomes obsessed with the man. He's all she can think about. How far will her affections take her? Much like a Schnee credit card, the price of love is limitless.RWBY, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 3, words: 14k+, favs: 433, follows: 522, updated: 9/16/2018 published: 7/22/2018, [Winter S., Jaune A.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
13 Scars
He had saved Weiss' life. He had discovered his semblance. For the first time in a long time, Jaune was finally starting to feel useful. And now with his new healing abilities, he couldn't help but notice Yang's new arm. She was a proud girl, but everyone could tell she was still suffering from the loss of her old one. Maybe he could...RWBY, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Friendship, words: 4k+, favs: 117, follows: 57, 5/25/2018, Yang X.L., Jaune A.
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