18Memories of an Angel » When Yuzuru Otonashi arrives in the Afterlife, the only things he can remember are the silver hair and golden eyes of the woman he loves. A story about what could have been if Otonashi and Kanade knew each other before they died.

12 The Super Epic Frying Pan of Death Who knew that The Power He Knows Not could be found in a kitchen cabinet? The surreal story of what really happened that night. This is not to be taken seriously, but meant for my, and hopefully your enjoyment. Not a Lily and James bashing story, but instead a weird little idea born of caffeine, sugar, and lack of sleep. Warning: Insanity. Enough said.

3 To Hide a Shiny Stone Enchanted mirrors that entrap your soul, trolls, flesh eating plants and uncatchable keys are no proper protection for the Philosopher's Stone. No, an old jacket would be much better for this priceless magical artifact. Warning: Laughing incorrectly can damage your voice box.

10 How to Fix a Wand Harry is perplexed. Ever since the graveyard incident in Little Hangleton, his wand has been causing him quite some trouble. He decides that going to Ollivanders might help, however his idea for a solution is quite... unexpected. Set between end of 4th year and beginning of 5th year. Warning: Hilarity and nonsense! One-shot.