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Winnie-the-Pooh is in Lockdown Too
As the pandemic closes in on the Hundred Acre Wood precautions have to be takenWinnie-the-Pooh, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 4/21
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Discworld versus Angels »
The Doctor looks for Weeping Angels on Discworld and finds them. Fortunately, the Disc has its own means of defeating the Angels, and it's not magic.Doctor Who & Discworld, K, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, updated: 4/4 published: 3/17/2019, 10th Doctor, Albert, Death, The Abbot
2 Five Go To Hogwarts »
During the holidays they pretend to be muggles, but at school they are wizards and witches. Now Anne is off to boarding school, and all the Famous Five will be together at Hogwarts for the first time. Hurray!Harry Potter & Enid Blyton, K, English, Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 12k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 12/14/2019 published: 4/12/2018
2 Pooh's Middle-Earth Adventure
An absurd little tale: Pooh and friends are led astray in Middle Earth, and Middle Earth has its dangers!Lord of the Rings & Winnie-the-Pooh, K, English, Fantasy, words: 751, favs: 2, 9/11/2019
5 The Eighth Door and the Mother-in-law
The Doctor and Graham enter Bluebeard's castle to rescue Judith. A crossover of Dr Who and Bartok's opera 'Duke Bluebeard's Castle'.Doctor Who & Misc. Plays/Musicals, K+, English, Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, 6/20/2019, 13th Doctor, Graham O.
Strictly Dr Who Night
Strictly Come Dancing (the British version of Dancing with the Stars) is beyond parody, and this is it: a Dr Who night with guest appearances from other Fandoms.Parodies and Spoofs, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, 11/16/2018
3 The Knightsbridge Outbreak
The find of an ancient Martian vessel in an excavation in Knightsbridge, London, and the subsequent night of horror was a jolt to both the Muggle and wizarding worlds.Harry Potter & Quatermass, K+, English, Fantasy & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 10/26/2018, Albus D.
1 Five Cross Over
The Famous Five re-invent themselves. A weird story.Enid Blyton, K, English, Parody & Supernatural, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, 8/29/2018
5 A Puzzle Not Solved
Set in the first season of Stargate: Atlantis, a deleted scene that was never shown: John Sheppard comes close to a disturbing insight into the nature of the reality he occupies.Stargate: Atlantis, K+, English, Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 7/7/2018, John S., Teyla E., Radek Z.
Rabbits are a mixed lot
In a low public house near the Wild Wood, Rabbits discuss local events, especially the taking of Toad Hall by the stoats and weaselsWind in the Willows, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, 4/29/2018
3 Rupert Bear's Adventures in Middle Earth »
Rupert Bear and his pals meet people and have adventures in a strange and distant world called "Middle Earth". Hobbits aren't the only little people making a big difference.Misc. Comics & Lord of the Rings, K, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 10k+, follows: 1, updated: 3/25/2018 published: 11/24/2015, Gandalf, Galadriel, Tom B., Goldberry
4 A Wizard in the Willows »
A few years after the events described in "The Wind In The Willows" a character from the ancient past arrives unexpectedly. The fourth age of the world is ending and that means change for everyone, especially the inhabitants of the Wild Wood and the River Bank. And in the wide world, war is coming.Lord of the Rings & Wind in the Willows, K+, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 22, words: 33k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 3/1/2018 published: 1/10/2014, Elf, Radagast, Ratty, Badger
4 Hogwarts Helps Howl
Howl needed help, so he called on the professors at his old school. The only way he could do it did not exactly please everybody.Harry Potter & Howl's Moving Castle, K, English, Fantasy, words: 3k+, favs: 13, follows: 4, 11/18/2017, Severus S., Albus D., F. Flitwick, Howl
The Steptoe Alethiometer
Harold discovers a Golden Compass hidden in the house, which prompts Albert to tell his son the strange truth about his (Harold's) mother.His Dark Materials & Steptoe and Son, K+, English, Family & Angst, words: 1k+, 9/21/2017
4 The Little Shop of Elements
A Monty Python sketch heavily influenced by the famous Cheese Shop sketch. With added chemistry. And a radio ham. No violence!Monty Python, K+, English, Humor, words: 649, favs: 2, 7/24/2017
1 At the Pools of Segoy
Strange occurrences in The Immanent Grove lead to the meeting of Sparrowhawk the Archmage and Aslan the Lion. A ring is taken from its bearer.Chronicles of Narnia & Earthsea Trilogy, K+, English, Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 6/27/2017, Aslan
1 Shrek of the Disc
The story of Shrek, as Terry Pratchett might have told it.Discworld & Shrek, K+, English, Fantasy & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 2, 4/1/2017
5 Dobby Goes To Mordor
The fate of Middle Earth hangs by a thread. Dobby the house-elf arrives to make a difference.Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Fantasy & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 11, follows: 5, 2/16/2017, Dobby, Fawkes
2 Morpheus in the Underground »
Looking for a route to the Source and for possible allies, Morpheus and Niobe investigate an adjunct to the Matrix called the Labyrinth and its mysterious ruler, the program called Jareth. They find that someone else is also trying to penetrate the Labyrinth.Labyrinth & Matrix, K+, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, favs: 4, updated: 11/17/2016 published: 3/5/2016, Hoggle, Jareth, Morpheus, Niobe
3 Quatermass and the Tiger
Professor Quatermass investigates The Tiger Who Came to Tea.Misc. Books & Quatermass, K, English, Family & Sci-Fi, words: 1k+, favs: 1, 11/5/2016
