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50The GOTS Cast Saves Westeros - One Insert at a Time »
Sean and Charles can't have all the fun. So as the Muse strikes, this one trick pony of a scribbler will upload whole short stories or snippets of a story involving a member of the cast from the show inserted into their corresponding character. Will Kate Dickie succeed? Will Joe Dempsie fail? Will Jason Momoa make things worse? Will Emilia Clark die horribly? Only time will tell.A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 5, words: 11k+, favs: 44, follows: 66, updated: 7/6 published: 7/1
687Charles Dance Saves Westeros »
Will the actor prove an improvement over the original Tywin? Another not so self insert into Westeros; which ever needs saving, because readers will never find a more wretched world of scum and villainy than this.A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 17, words: 91k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 5/27 published: 5/31/2018
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Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 3: Sean Hits the Wall »
With the War between the Baratheons settled, it will soon be time for whatever remains left of our wreck of a heroic actor from Sheffield to head North with his banners to face Ironborn, Wildlings, and Wights ... Oh My!A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones, M, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 6, words: 32k+, favs: 235, follows: 276, updated: 8/9/2019 published: 8/10/2018, Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S.
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The Lioness Part 3: The Lioness Shackled »
The third of seven short stories primarily focusing on Cersei Lannister in an Alternate ASOIAF universe. Watch through six POV chapters what happens in Westeros in the years in-between the aftermath of the Greyjoy Rebellion and when the books would have originally begun in the year 298 after the conquest.A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 6, words: 29k+, favs: 29, follows: 26, updated: 7/18/2018 published: 6/1/2018
21 The Lioness Part 2: The Lioness Boared »
The second of seven short stories primarily focusing on Cersei Lannister in an Alternate ASOIAF Universe. This story told through five POVs opens with the end of the Greyjoy Rebellion and covers the immediate aftermath of the war.A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 18k+, favs: 30, follows: 25, updated: 5/22/2018 published: 4/30/2018
13 The Lioness Part 1: The Lioness Un-Antlered
The first of seven short stories primarily focusing on Cersei Lannister in an Alternate ASOIAF Universe. The series opens in year 284 with the coming joyous wedding of Robert Baratheon and the "Lioness." What the Seven have coupled together, let no mortal put a sunder.A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Fantasy, words: 12k+, favs: 41, follows: 26, 4/20/2018, Cersei L., Robert B.
13The Misplaced Rifles »
Sharpe, Harper, Sweet William, two companies of the 60th Royal American Rifles, and fifty odd marines are raiding the French countryside south of Bordeaux (See Sharpe's Siege). While ambushing a Crapaud supply and reinforcement column, the smoke of gunfire lifts to reveal no dead enemy but the unfamiliar landscape of a strange country - Harry Turtledove's Videssos.Sharpe Series, M, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 9, words: 14k+, favs: 34, follows: 39, updated: 4/3/2018 published: 11/18/2017
594 High Plains Robert - The Inevitable ASOIAF SI (Act One) »
An A Song of Ice and Fire FanFic writer wakes up in the body of Robert Baratheon at the beginning of A Game of Thrones. Does he commence to attempt a fix or does he immediately crap himself? Hey, why not both!A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 27, words: 89k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/15/2018 published: 10/2/2017
3The Seven's Days of Harrenhal »
An Alternate Universe of the False Spring and Lord Whent's Great Tourney. "The Seven Gods who made us all, are listening if we should call. So close your eyes, you shall not fall, they see you, little children. Just close your eyes, you shall not fall, they see you, little children."A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 21, follows: 22, updated: 11/24/2017 published: 11/16/2017
470 Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 2: Sean Wins by a Nose »
The continuing adventures of not Ned trying to bring a little peace and sanity to the Seven Kingdoms. Sean's accomplished Step One; and for better or worse, Stannis now sits the Iron Throne. Unfortunately, the King's brother Renly wants Westeros for himself and he's got more than enough swords to do it. What can the actor from Sheffield do to keep the realm from splitting assunder?A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones, M, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 35, words: 212k+, favs: 723, follows: 688, updated: 8/15/2016 published: 11/13/2014, Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S.
246A Legion for Westeros »
While hunting boar in the Kingswood, Robert Baratheon discovers a lost band of Sell Swords who speak a barely recognizable dialect of Free Cities Valyrian. Befriending them, the King, along with Ser Barristan, returns to their camp; only to discover it is a Castra guarded by an entire Roman Legion. When Robert returns to King's Landing with them, will Westeros ever be the same?A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 21, words: 106k+, favs: 721, follows: 762, updated: 9/18/2015 published: 12/10/2013, Robert B., Barristan S.
421 Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 1: Sean Lends a Hand »
After a hard night's celebrating at the cast and crew party for the end of filming Season One of Game of Thrones, Sean wakes up to discover he's not in Kansas anymore.A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones, M, English, Adventure, chapters: 29, words: 109k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 723, updated: 1/31/2015 published: 7/22/2014, Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S.
180 Lohgun: The Badger of the North »
A Wildling with no memory and Valyrian steel for claws earns the trust of the Starks. Watch as this seemingly ageless man helps both Ned during Robert's Rebellion and Rob in the War of the Five Kings. After the Prologue, which details a slightly different outcome at the Tower of Joy, chapters will alternate between revealing bits of the past and showing a tad of the future.X-Men: The Movie & A song of Ice and Fire, M, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, chapters: 32, words: 70k+, favs: 317, follows: 329, updated: 9/4/2014 published: 3/26/2014, Logan/Wolverine, Eddard S./Ned, Robb S.
59 LOTR X-(wo)men Style: A Mutant Fellowship »
Frodo and his friends are trapped by the Barrow Wight. When Frodo sings for Tom Bombadil's help, Tom's a little busy, but he does take a moment to reach across Worlds to snare some aid for the desperate hobbit. Jean and Storm take Rogue and Kitty on a recruiting trip to gain another student for the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters. Things don't exactly turn out as planned.Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie, T, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 30, words: 146k+, favs: 96, follows: 81, updated: 11/11/2013 published: 7/15/2013, Jean G., Kitty, Rogue, Storm
