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Sherlock and John watch S4
221B ficlet because I'm beyond excited that we're actually getting new canon content TOMORROW and what if it's bad? What if it's really good? What if I explode into a gooey pile of feels all over my sofa? Only seems fair we share some of the angst with our boys!Sherlock, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 301, favs: 14, follows: 7, 12/31/2016, [Sherlock H., John W.]
22 Speedy's Coffee »
Bill had talked about the coffee shop, at length. Apparently it was staffed by some tall posh bloke who provided the rudest customer service in London but always made the perfect cup. Didn't even let you order - just looked you up and down and announced how much you needed to pay. (AKA "AU in which Sherlock is a terrible barista but does fantastic coffee. And tea. And blow jobs.")Sherlock, M, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 208, follows: 72, updated: 9/16/2016 published: 6/7/2016, [Sherlock H., John W.]
18 Sherlock Gets In Hot Water
"You were just, what? Lounging fully dressed in the shower in the dark with the water off? Could have said something before I stripped, really." [AKA John and Sherlock have shower sex after getting stuck in the bathroom together.] (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts. Each stands alone.)Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 193, follows: 51, 8/28/2016, [Sherlock H., John W.]
4 Scobberlotcher
Been a while since I've been able to post something, so here's a smutty little 221B ficlet to tide y'all over :-)Sherlock, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 235, favs: 30, follows: 11, 7/25/2016, [Sherlock H., John W.]
17Sherlock's a Brilliant Student (Which Is No Surprise) »
John does some observation of his own and discovers Sherlock's praise kink. This dovetails nicely with John being the more knowledgeable one, for once. (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")Sherlock, M, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 126, follows: 68, updated: 7/5/2016 published: 5/22/2016, Sherlock H., John W.
10 Mrs Hudson the Experimental Assistant (a 221B ficlet)
John insists it's rude to have orgasms loud enough to be audible two streets away. Sherlock attempts to recruit Mrs. Hudson's observational skills for a small experiment on decibel levels. (a 221B ficlet)Sherlock, K+, English, Romance & Humor, words: 231, favs: 45, follows: 6, 7/2/2016, [Sherlock H., John W.] Mrs. Hudson
112Out of the Ashes »
Despite having been in phone and text contact for years, Mycroft only meets Lestrade face-to-face for the first time at Sherlock's funeral. An initial request for coffee blossoms into something more, until Mycroft has to admit something he'd much rather not acknowledge: he and Gregory Lestrade, together, are inevitable.Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 17, words: 28k+, favs: 132, follows: 205, updated: 6/4/2016 published: 5/2/2014, [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.]
6 A Genius at Everything Except Tea (221B ficlet)
Sherlock is really, really bad at making tea. John laughs. (221B ficlet)Sherlock, K, English, Humor, words: 233, favs: 22, follows: 9, 5/31/2016, Sherlock H., John W.
94The Double Bluff »
It seemed like a brilliant plan. Harry and Clara hate that their relationship is all that anyone wants to gossip about, so John does what any good brother would do: he sets himself up to be a bigger item of gossip instead. Surely by announcing that he's dating the one and only openly-gay boy at their school, he'll draw their classmates' attention away from her and Clara.Sherlock, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 16k+, favs: 132, follows: 210, updated: 5/16/2016 published: 9/14/2015, [Sherlock H., John W.] [Harry W., Clara]
25 The Secret Reason Sherlock Prefers to Text
This is totally just a cracky drabble about a text gone awry and I have no excuse.Sherlock, T, English, Humor, words: 627, favs: 45, follows: 21, 4/27/2016, Sherlock H., John W.
20Sherlock Learns How To Play Strip Poker (and loses badly) »
Sherlock has deleted the rules to poker, so he demands John teach him. Strip poker, because why not. And blindfolded, because John refuses to play without Sherlock having a handicap to counteract his giant brain. The fact that John can now ogle Sherlock's increasingly-nude body is just a bonus, of course. (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts.)Sherlock, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 95, follows: 67, updated: 4/24/2016 published: 3/24/2016, Sherlock H., John W.
11 The Right Incentive
Detective Sergeant Lestrade helps a younger Sherlock kick his drug habit with some excellent behavioral therapy. By which I mean he fucks Sherlock senseless once a week and doesn't let Sherlock come until Sherlock solves the most interesting case to have crossed Greg's desk in the last week - but only if Sherlock's clean. (It's working.)Sherlock, M, English, Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 66, follows: 22, 3/13/2016, [Sherlock H., DI Lestrade]
11 The Last Straw
Y'all know that I like Johnlock, right? Like, I REALLY like Johnlock? So please, don't kill me for this angst-bomb of a fic here. This is a "what John would have done if he were actually a rational human being instead of a glutton for punishment when Sherlock is concerned" story. But since we all know he's secretly fated for lots of Johnlock snuggles, call this an AU :-)Sherlock, T, English, Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 18, follows: 10, 2/19/2016, Sherlock H., John W., Mary M.
38Sherlock and John Go Clubbing »
John pinched the bridge of his nose - even for Sherlock, this was a new level of no bloody boundaries. "You want me to go with you to a gay club, wait around twiddling my thumbs while I let you get pawed by a criminal, then out-flirt him and talk you into coming home with me instead?"Sherlock, M, English, Romance, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 171, follows: 124, updated: 2/11/2016 published: 1/11/2016, [Sherlock H., John W.] M. Stamford
11 John and Sherlock Get the Giggles
221B ficlet of John and Sherlock being inappropriately giggly. Because Benedict Cumberbatch's giggle is the best.Sherlock, K+, English, Humor, words: 234, favs: 47, follows: 16, 2/4/2016, Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
9 The Human Cipher (The Imitation Game)
Written for the 2015 AO3 Yuletide challenge. Not actually Sherlock, but the closest I could get :-) (Not a crossover either, but "The Imitation Game" doesn't have a category here yet.)Movie X-overs, K+, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 11, 1/2/2016
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Car Talk
"Mike" and "Shirley," the Holmes Brothers, answer on-air questions about cars. With many insults. (Yeah, this was really just a crack idea that kind of got away from me. Mostly because I really really want to listen to this show now. And I don't even like cars.)X-overs & Sherlock, K, English, Humor, words: 847, favs: 7, follows: 2, 12/13/2015, Sherlock H., Mycroft H., Molly Hooper
6 Exposure
Written for the prompt "I don't care how or why, but I want Mycroft's significant other (whoever that may be) to gag him somehow and then make him go out into public."Sherlock, M, English, Romance, words: 687, favs: 31, follows: 9, 11/29/2015, [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.]
35 Sherlock Confronts the Elephant in the Room »
Sherlock faltered the moment he caught sight of John's cock bulging against the confines of his pants. John's unusually large, no-way-Sherlock-won't-comment cock. Sherlock blinked once, twice, then inhaled slowly and opened his mouth to speak- "I swear," John cut in, "if you say one word about standard deviations from the mean I will punch you, half-dressed or no."Sherlock, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 253, follows: 103, updated: 11/16/2015 published: 11/1/2015, [Sherlock H., John W.]
8 Life Imitating Art
super-short cracky smutty fluffy . . . actually I don't even know what this is.Sherlock, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 253, favs: 25, follows: 4, 11/11/2015, [Sherlock H., John W.]
