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Stick Around
"I just need to destroy this big machine real quick," he says, "before the space-time continuum collapses," What even, Fisk. he stops mid-turn and says "don't move." Holding out a hand as if the kid is going to try and follow him. Or leave. Or draw the attention of Fisk or one of his goons. Having a trainee is already stressful. Mary-Jane and Aunt May are going to kill him. Or:Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, K, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, favs: 76, follows: 16, 3/13/2019, Miles M., Peter P.
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"Mers are dangerous." Cap'nport reminds them. He looks to each of the members of the team in they eye until they nod. "This is not going to be easy, but it is what must be done." Or: Magnus' POV for Seaweed that all of us wanted, deep, deep in our hearts. Same warnings here as there were for Seaweed.Radio Dramas, T, English, Adventure & Supernatural, chapters: 5, words: 19k+, favs: 1, 3/12/2019, The Adventure Zone
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"Land-Walker things are dangerous." His grandfather had said. "They are beautiful, and sometimes even useful, but never forget that they are dangerous, too." Or: The mer Angus AU that literally one person wanted and that person was me. WARNINGS: there is some amputation stuff here and it gets kinda dark. It ends happy, I promise but it my angst instincts kicked in.Radio Dramas, T, English, Adventure & Angst, chapters: 5, words: 28k+, favs: 1, updated: 3/12/2019 published: 3/10/2019, The Adventure Zone
6 The Stars and the Void
He longs for her fire, he feels that he carries the void beneath his skin, she is the stars, without her he is empty and cold, incomplete. He imagines the future, Allura ruling at his side. Warm and gentle to balance out his righteous anger, reminding him of mercy. He will be better with her beside him. The stars and the void. Together, always.Voltron: Legendary Defender, K+, English, Horror & Angst, words: 3k+, favs: 12, follows: 7, 6/18/2018, [Lotor, Princess Allura]
3 In All my Dreams I Drown
A year ago, Shiro was kidnapped by the strange beings that live beyond the shores of the Altean isles. They plucked his wings and broke his spirit. He escaped and returned home to warn the others, but Lance was still captured. He is rescued from pirates by the mysterious Prince Lotor.Voltron: Legendary Defender, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Fantasy, words: 11k+, favs: 14, follows: 9, 6/18/2018, Lance, Lotor
7 A Dangerous Idiot
"He leaves Mathew Holt behind and becomes someone new, someone deadly, hidden in plain sight, a shadow, a creeping dread, right in the heart of the Galra empire. He is prisoner 1277-8 and he is a complete idiot."Voltron: Legendary Defender, K, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 32, follows: 8, 3/23/2018, Matt H.
19 Mutually Assured »
Now listen," Lotor says, "If we're going to survive, we need each other. I don't expect trust between us, but we can have the next best thing." "And what's that?" Lance asks. "Mutually assured destructionVoltron: Legendary Defender, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Adventure, chapters: 3, words: 11k+, favs: 50, follows: 45, updated: 3/16/2018 published: 3/2/2018, [Lance, Lotor]
10 Zarkon Yes
"He has spirit." Zarkon murmurs, watching the rise and fall of the halfling's chest. Beside him, Haggar stiffens and rotates to face him fully, there is something desperate in the vast expanse of her yellow eyes. "My lord," her voice is earnest and pleading. "No" Sequel to Secondhand PrideVoltron: Legendary Defender, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 626, favs: 43, follows: 17, 3/12/2018, Keith, Zarkon, Haggar
9 Secondhand Pride
"You fight like a Galra soldier" Zarkon said and was that...Pride in his voice? Or: Galra teenage rebellion is in a whole different class from humans. Zarkon isn't sure who trained the cub, but they should be proud of themselves.Voltron: Legendary Defender, K, English, Humor, words: 771, favs: 72, follows: 34, 3/3/2018, Keith, Zarkon
1Maahes
Maahes was an ancient Egyptian lion-headed god of war ((Wikipedia)) … Keith isn't afraid that the Glara will win this war. Because Zarkon is the worst kind of heratic, the kind that believes he could conquer the gods, and there is nothing that makes them more furious.Voltron: Legendary Defender, K, English, Spiritual, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 8, 2/27/2018, Keith, Black Lion, Red Lion
10 Ronin
First in the Anarchists Au. Bucky and Natasha find a wounded Hawkeye left to die in an alley.Avengers, K+, English, Friendship & Mystery, words: 3k+, favs: 30, follows: 22, 11/21/2016, Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
6 Convenient Monsters
The Gypsy King knew the comings and goings of all his subjects. Knew everyone who entered or exited his court, so he noticed when a certain family failed to show up. There is nothing so abhorrent to a thief than being stolen from. Or: Clopin takes back what was stolen from him.Hunchback of Notre Dame, K+, English, Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 25, follows: 13, 10/12/2016, Quasimodo, Clopin T.
13 A Pirate's Life For Me
Samantha Manson is heir apparent to the Manson fortune and has everything a girl could want, everything except adventure. Instead of staying in her landlocked castle and getting married off to whoever her parents needed an alliance with, Sam answers the call of the sea. She sneaks aboard a merchant ship bound for another land. Everything is going wonderfully, until the dread pirateDanny Phantom, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 20, follows: 20, 10/12/2016, Danny F., Sam M.
2 In Another Life
Twenty years ago, humanity had looked to the sky with Hope. We'd lifted our voices as one, crying out into the void: "We are here! We are alive! This is our world, our music, our cultures! Come and share them with us!" And they had come. From the depths of space, the mechs had come. But they hadn't come to share. They had come to take.Transformers/Beast Wars, K, English, Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 11, follows: 8, 10/12/2016, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Miko N.
9 A Bat Indoors
A bat that is found indoors is most likely to be a crevice-dwelling species. These bats are often lost youngsters or migrating bats. Oftentimes they will find their way out through an open window after dark. If this is not an option, and if you feel confident that you can move the animal without physically touching it or injuring it, proceed to step one.Batman, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 5, 1/18/2016, Barbara G.
3 Cat Attacks
Free-roaming cats are a danger to wildlife -The Wild Things Sanctuary. Or: Selena brings home a wayward bird Part 3 of "The Batcave is not a Legitimate Wildlife Rehabilitation Center"Batman, K, English, words: 499, favs: 16, follows: 7, 1/18/2016, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Selina K./Catwoman
2 How to Reunite a Lost Baby with its Parents
Wild animal parents will NOT reject babies if humans have touched them, so, as a human, you can help reunite babies with their parents. -Wild Things Sanctuary Batman meets Tim Drake a few years ahead of schedule. Part 2 of "The Batcave is not a Legitimate Wildlife Rehabilitation Center"Batman, K, English, words: 551, favs: 20, follows: 10, 1/17/2016, Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin
4 What to do when you find a baby bird out of its nest
Sooner or later, no matter where you live, you'll come across a baby bird on the ground. You'll have to decide whether you should rescue it or leave it to fend for itself. -Washington Department of Fish & Wildlife. Or: Batman meets Jason Todd Part 1 of "The Batcave is not a Legitimate Wildlife Rehabilitation Center"Batman, K, English, words: 1k+, favs: 28, follows: 8, 1/17/2016, Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood
5 How It Began
My version of how Chiro met the Hyper force, Rated T for safety.Super Robot Monkey Team, T, English, Adventure, words: 8k+, favs: 32, follows: 14, updated: 1/8/2016 published: 2/10/2014, Chiro, Antauri
3Liberation »
Au Twilight saw plenty of pegasi as Celestia's student, but never did she think she would encounter one in her Ponyville home. Rainbow Dash, a desperate escapee from a supposed pegasus tamer didn't think that she would ever befriend a ground bound unicorn, but now they have to rescue Fluttershy from the same horror, with some help. No longer discontinued ch 2 has been changed someMy Little Pony, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Crime, chapters: 4, words: 4k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, updated: 9/26/2015 published: 9/30/2014
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