25John Watson has a gift » by RagmaticRaconteur
What if Sherlock and John met that day in Bart's, but John was different? What if John was a telepath. Yes, it's one of those fics, but trust me, it will be infinitely different.Sherlock, M, English, Supernatural & Mystery, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 55, follows: 90, updated: 3/25/2017 published: 6/30/2012, John W., Sherlock H.
64Sebby's Notebook » by The Sebastian Michaelis
Sebastian's personal notebook that he borrowed. Full of personal embarrassing things and random moments. Pure humor! Note: He didn't steal the notebook...It's borrowed as he says... he's a little oocKuroshitsuji, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 12, words: 6k+, favs: 30, follows: 24, updated: 12/24/2016 published: 1/2/2012, Sebastian M.
5k+Shorts and Sweets » by Dlvvanzor
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.Death Note, T, English, Humor, chapters: 267, words: 90k+, favs: 740, follows: 527, updated: 5/30/2016 published: 7/23/2009
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He's Only Ever Human » by Cumberbatch Critter
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.Sherlock, M, English, Friendship, chapters: 78, words: 55k+, favs: 551, follows: 466, updated: 12/27/2014 published: 6/6/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
32The locket in the rose » by dustylibrarian
Nathanial survives and summons Bartimaeus to help him with his new job of working with ancient artifacts. There are no cities to save, but can they save themselves from a life of devilry, or forever be subjected to torment? I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy, I just think that bart and nat should be a thing. xDBartimaeus Trilogy, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 5k+, favs: 29, follows: 63, updated: 11/28/2014 published: 6/11/2009, Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
130 The Care and Feeding of Sherlock Holmes » by Dlvvanzor
As it turns out, keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is not the easiest task John Watson has ever undertaken. Collection of drabbles, maybe crack.Sherlock, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 20, words: 8k+, favs: 105, follows: 128, updated: 6/17/2014 published: 5/25/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
164One Moment » by BlackWingedTraveler
All it takes is one moment to change everything. AU, Drabbles. HIATUS.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Family & Adventure, chapters: 62, words: 22k+, favs: 54, follows: 54, updated: 5/31/2014 published: 9/17/2011, Envy, Hohenheim
1k+444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris » by Do a Barrel Roll
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 29, words: 37k+, favs: 630, follows: 474, updated: 4/9/2014 published: 3/22/2012, Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
2k+ Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No » by PhoenixDiamond
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.Naruto, M, English, Romance & Parody, chapters: 87, words: 17k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 687, updated: 12/27/2013 published: 1/20/2012, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
67Armored Love » by kalsemiko
Ed carries the disease that caused the death of his mother and brother. His father unknowing of the deaths, searched for a cure. Roy is fighting in WWII and meets Ed on the isolated island. Feelings grow, secrets found and Ed feeling useless enlists.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Romance, chapters: 13, words: 19k+, favs: 77, follows: 94, updated: 12/17/2013 published: 3/18/2012, Edward E., Roy M.
103Not Something I Expect You Could Relate To » by Coletta
Suspecting John is depressed about turning 40, Sherlock tries to get John excited about a case until he realizes all John really wants is to be married and have a family. "Have you...considered adoption?" Straight!John & Celibate!Sherlock.Sherlock, T, English, Family, chapters: 9, words: 32k+, favs: 116, follows: 136, updated: 8/3/2013 published: 3/3/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
344Dear Bocchan » by PeanutButterSpots
Sebastian writes letters to his beloved Young Master during the brief moments when they are apart. Crack.Kuroshitsuji, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 46, words: 14k+, favs: 196, follows: 162, updated: 7/24/2013 published: 5/15/2010, Sebastian M., Ciel P.
42Like a Teddy Bear » by surelock
"And that's the thing with him. It's no use trying to hide what you are because Sherlock sees right through everyone and everything in seconds. What's incredible, though, is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things." Scenarios in which Sherlock is utterly oblivious.Sherlock, T, English, Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 3k+, favs: 36, follows: 43, updated: 7/11/2013 published: 6/15/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
89Alois's Questionnaire » by The Sebastian Michaelis
Ask me a question, And Me, being Alois Booty-Shorts Trancy shall answer :PKuroshitsuji, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 13, words: 11k+, favs: 24, follows: 16, updated: 7/1/2013 published: 2/26/2012, Alois T.
70DFaceBook » by Yuwang
What do you get when you give everyone in the ay-Man world laptops? Two words. Utter Chaos.D.Gray-Man, T, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 11, words: 6k+, favs: 62, follows: 53, updated: 6/21/2013 published: 11/8/2011, Allen Walker
49Ill With Want » by Norah Rose
Sherlock is in bed with an illness. Luckily, he's got his doctor to look after him.Sherlock, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, favs: 115, follows: 184, updated: 6/6/2013 published: 6/22/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
405Strange Pleasures » by Torean
Ch. 27: "You have to go slow," he breathed, pressing gently down on Edward's fingers. "You have to treat it like your lover."Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Romance, chapters: 27, words: 56k+, favs: 252, follows: 147, updated: 5/16/2013 published: 11/29/2008, Edward E., Roy M.
11The Temptation of Misbehavior » by Lunar Orphan
The Wammy Boys are at it again! Always into trouble, always cause a ruckus. The new resident, Mello, is one of the worst. What can Rager, L, and Wammy do? Mello, Matt, Near, and Kira are just too much to handle! LightxL MelloxMattDeath Note, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 9k+, favs: 9, follows: 9, updated: 4/14/2013 published: 4/11/2012, Matt, Mello
18The Master and The Mortician » by themasterandthemortician
What happens when Sebastian has to leave for a week, and decides that the Undertaker should be the one to take care of his young master?Kuroshitsuji, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 21, words: 5k+, favs: 27, follows: 22, updated: 3/8/2013 published: 4/5/2012, Ciel P., Undertaker
21Not So Smart After All » by HowlynMad
Sherlock claimed he was clean and there was no evidence otherwise but sometimes it doesn't matter how smart you are... there's just plain bad luck. Both S1 and S2/some language/references to drugsSherlock, T, English, Drama, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 9, follows: 25, updated: 3/5/2013 published: 2/15/2012, Sherlock H., John W.
