Name: Squish

Age: 22.

Hobbies: Reading, Watching Anime or Mythbusters, drawing, Learning a new language, trying to knit, Etc.

Favorite Color: Purple.

Favorite Shows/Movies: Doctor Who, White Collar, Bones, M*A*S*H, Mythbusters, Sleepy Hollow, Hawaii Five-0, Psych, The Finder, Supernatural, Daredevil, Leverage, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Lucifer, Marvel,

Favorite Books: The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter, Dresden Files, Robert Langdon Series,

Favorite Quote: "Life is designed to make your brain explode. That's why we have brains." - Leo Knox (The Finder)

Things I like: Cats, Reading, Sleeping, the Library, the smell of a book, and some other things...

Things I hate or irritate me: Horrible Grammar, Saying 'I could care less' when you mean 'I couldn't care less, People saying Black is a color (It is the absence of color!!!!), and a few more random things.

Random Things About Me: My books are like a security blanket. My Kindle is my backup. I love my account picture...

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

Despite the sedatives in his system, his heart was racing.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Sketchbook.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Supernatural.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

3:00

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:24

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

A neighbor calling for his dog, Bella

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday evening to get the mail.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My Refrigerator.

9. What are you wearing?

A Hershey's T-shirt, fuzzy pajama pants that have Pop-Tarts and strawberries on them,and fuzzy penguin socks

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. There Was This Frog And A Bat, And It Was Just Really Creepy!! (I think the Frog wanted to feed The Bat to the tadpoles...)

11. When did you last laugh?

A Few minutes ago.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

A Paper Cat Dressed As Sherlock Holmes.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My Dream As previously mentioned.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Spiderman: Homecoming.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)

I'd buy you a fur coat( but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I had a 1,000,000 (If I had a 1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu)

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I like to listen to metal music when I knit because I find it funny.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Painless Auto-mail.

19. Do you like to dance?

Not really, no.

20. Obama:

That's not a question.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Amelia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Edward

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

Where is the library?

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste!

If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

A rejected invention: Instant water! Just add water

The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I will always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I shall obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/wait/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I shall become a member of the Ancient Order of Two- Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

I you are a Procrastinator copy&paste this to your profile! (If you ever get around to doing it...)

A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, dumbass?"

A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, FUCKER, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "You just had to trip?"

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW:

1. Money isn't made of paper; it's made of cotton.

2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.

3. The dot over the letter 'I' is called a 'tittle'.

4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.

6. 40 of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

7. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

8. The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.

9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.

10. WarrenBeatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.

11. Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small-sized dog

12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

13. Most lipstick contains whale sperm (eeww).

14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

16. Upper- and lower-case letters are named 'upper'! and 'lower' because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the Upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.

17. Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time, hence, multi-tasking was invented.

18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.

19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.

20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!

21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver! (Not true Liver Rhymes with Silver!)

22. Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original 'Halloween' was a Captain Kirk's mask painted white.

25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have 1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar (good to know.)

26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless.)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Some (somewhat cheesy) Things we all wonder about

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? (It wouldn't fly then. It would be too heavy.)
Why is there Braille on the drive up ATM machine?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way??

I'm all ready visualizing you with duck tape over your mouth.

Normal People worry me.

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms.

If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me. NOT you.

When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some duck tape, and make a new one.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Just think about it for a minute.

The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music. (With my luck it would be mis leasing, like really suspenseful when a flower is about to land on my head or something! Sorry, moving on)

I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere.

I'm not random...you just can't think as fast as me...

I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door...

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Follow your heart, but take your brain with you

Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?

Our eyes are placed at the front of our heads because it is more important to look forward than to look back

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

God made men, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

I hear your silence loud and clear

Some mistakes are too fun to only make once

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour

Happiness comes through doors you didn't know you left open

We could learn from a box of crayons. Some are dull, some pretty, some sharp, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they can still live peacefully in one box

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back .

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Smile. It scares people.

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

Life isn't about finding yourself, life is about creating yourself.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe - Mark Twain

*All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.*