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4k+Unintentional Inveiglement »
Takes places during the summer after OoTP, the Golden Trio is forced to stay in hiding at Grimmauld Place. Hermione (who is of age!) begins gravitating towards Snape without knowing why, and he attempts keeping her at arms length, but will be able to remain doing so? AUHarry Potter, M, English, Hurt/Comfort & Romance, chapters: 70, words: 552k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 1/5 published: 9/16/2012, Hermione G., Severus S.
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More Than She Bargained For
Snape is extremely drunk and manages to surprise Hermione Granger when he finds her snooping around in his rooms. Written for MyWitch based off one of my favourite pieces of her art, titled "Wait -what!" found on Ao3Harry Potter, M, English, words: 7k+, favs: 313, follows: 96, 2/24/2019, Hermione G., Severus S.
73 Absconding to Pembrokeshire
Severus Snape would sooner chew off his own arm than willingly attend the garish festivity that is 'Snape Day'. Hermione comes up with a plan to ensure her former professor's absence when Snape Day comes around, only she finds herself hiding along with him.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 10k+, favs: 364, follows: 79, 1/10/2016, Hermione G., Severus S.
733Accidental Blood Bond »
Two unlikely...or maybe likely people forced together. How will they fare? Lumione goodness for all! Slightly non-canon as it were.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 27, words: 181k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/19/2015 published: 1/5/2012, Hermione G., Lucius M.
447 Talk Dirty To Me »
Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 31k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 619, updated: 8/8/2015 published: 2/5/2014, Hermione G., Severus S.
324Playing with Slytherins »
Literally...take your pick.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 49k+, favs: 896, follows: 823, updated: 1/7/2015 published: 5/20/2012, Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
119 Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? »
Written for MsAnthrop for the 2014 SSHG LJ Giftfest. A trip to Sainsbury's...a lingering glance over a pile of fruit and veg...Oh, sorry, that was actually a look of disdain. But isn't that most relationships? Annoy one another until you fall for another another? Perhaps.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 24k+, favs: 487, follows: 160, updated: 1/6/2015 published: 1/5/2015, Hermione G., Severus S.
85 Live Like A Muggle
Snape loses a bet to a sadistic friend who is intent on inconveniencing him, which causes him to seek help from the last person he would have ever considered. Written for Palathene for the 2014 summer SSHG LJ promptfest.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 15k+, favs: 433, follows: 73, 7/30/2014, Hermione G., Severus S.
58 Is It Time To Feed The Chickens?
Charlie is stuck house-sitting for his parents for a week when a certain Ravenclaw stops by the intent of picking strawberries. Needless to say, she gets strawberries and an eyeful of strong, naked dragon-tamer chest. Written for the 2014 Charlieficathon on LJHarry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 27k+, favs: 354, follows: 68, 5/8/2014, Luna L., Charlie W.
53 A Chateau, A Masquerade Ball, and An Ugly-Arsed Painting of Swans
A Chateau, A Masquerade Ball, and An Ugly-Arsed Painting of a Bevy of Swans. Winner of WiKTT's 2014 Carnevale di Masque contest. "Not yet, Hermione," he says. "Not tonight, Hermione," he implores. 'I'll have you one way or another,' Hermione thinks.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 11k+, favs: 268, follows: 58, 3/14/2014, Hermione G., Severus S.
73 The DeAging Potion and how Hermione landed a date with Snape
Inspired by a piece created by the wonderful artist/writer Staypee.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 189, follows: 50, 10/26/2013, Hermione G., Severus S.
38 Bribery By Way of Croissants
A long and very much overdue gift for Stardustandwands. Drarry/Dramione/Harmony moments.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 12k+, favs: 236, follows: 57, 10/24/2013, Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
85 Shrinking Potions, Silk Scarves, and A Dollhouse
And not necessarily in that order. Nothing but a bit of snarky fluffy and a lot of THOSE moments (nudge nudge, wink wink). Takes place eight years post-Hogwarts with a very much adult Hermione and our favourite snappy Severus.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 17k+, favs: 517, follows: 93, 6/7/2013, Hermione G., Severus S.
22 I Know What I Like
Written for Amaya2278. Hermione learns that she should be careful when it comes to tangling with a Slytherin. Brief mentions of Dramione and Drarry if you squint your eyes.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 78, follows: 25, 10/18/2012, Hermione G., Pansy P.
806 Broken Dreams »
Post-Hogwarts, Hermione is the Potions Apprentice, and Severus is still Headmaster. If they don't hex each other first maybe they'll find comfort in one another.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 28, words: 189k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 689, updated: 9/16/2012 published: 2/13/2012, Hermione G., Severus S.
56 A Quidditch pitch and five Galleons
Sixth-year romance blossoms between two people that aren't aware of denial being more than just a river in Egypt. Written for Dracoslittlewhorecrux.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 9k+, favs: 391, follows: 71, 8/22/2012, Hermione G., Harry P.
80 Playing with oil
Because we all love a jealous Snape.Harry Potter, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 7k+, favs: 604, follows: 102, 5/1/2012, Hermione G., Severus S.
56 Of Shoes, Shirts and Firewhiskey
Sirius and Hermione share a home, their friendship evolves into something more.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 8k+, favs: 503, follows: 80, 2/2/2012, Hermione G., Sirius B.
257 Not Old, Alone or Done For »
Wendy returns to Neverland and ends up aboard the Jolly Roger...but does she want to leave? Wendy/HookPeter Pan, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 17, words: 71k+, favs: 741, follows: 183, updated: 1/17/2012 published: 11/26/2011, Wendy D., Captain Hook
72 Even Champions Cry Sometimes »
Alice makes her way back to Underland and everything seems fine at first, until a turn of events that makes her wonder if she made the wrong choice.Alice in Wonderland, 2010, M, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 14, words: 36k+, favs: 187, follows: 72, updated: 9/21/2011 published: 7/26/2011, Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
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