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6Sleeping Dragons - Part 1: Lencten »
989 AD. War and invasion have made orphans of children across Britain, including many with magical abilities and no one left to teach them. A Norse witch named Helga recruits three other talented magic users to join her in creating a school to ensure the survival of magical learning in England. A historically accurate telling of the story of the founders of Hogwarts. Please review!Harry Potter, K+, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 4, words: 30k+, favs: 6, follows: 6, updated: 9/12 published: 7/26, Salazar S., Helga H., Godric G., Rowena R.
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Nothingman
Madness, as Jack Napier learns, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push. A Nolan-verse Joker origin story, loosely inspired by the comic The Killing Joke.Batman Begins/Dark Knight, M, English, Drama & Crime, words: 95k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 5/8, Joker
28House of Cards »
My version of how Harleen Quinzel became Harley Quinn. A Nolanverse retelling of the Animated Series episode "Mad Love." For full appreciation, go read the "Mad Love" comic or watch the episode. Please read and review! More chapters to come!Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 5, words: 58k+, favs: 24, follows: 28, updated: 4/12 published: 5/10/2011, Joker
8Noonvale »
An aging Martin the Warrior sets out on one final quest,to return to Noonvale & face the loss that has tormented him for so long. My first Redwall fanfic, so be critical but kind! I tried to keep my style as close to the series as I could. Enjoy!Redwall, T, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 13k+, favs: 7, follows: 7, updated: 1/18 published: 9/8/2009
1 10: Hanerot
For the first time in her life, Harley won't be going home for Hanukkah. So how exactly do you light a menorah when you're Gotham's second most wanted fugitive? And in the end, will it really matter one way or the other?Batman Begins/Dark Knight, K+, English, Spiritual & Family, words: 5k+, favs: 3, follows: 2, 12/27/2019, Joker
4 9: Bruises
Harley is part of the gang. She's made a new friend. Life with the Joker is starting to fall into a sort of rhythm. But at night, when it's quiet, even the best of us can't completely shut off the voices in our heads. Especially when those voices belong to people who make us miserable. A revisit of a very old story, brought up to speed with the series. Can't wait for your reviews!Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 6k+, favs: 11, follows: 4, 9/23/2017, Joker
9 8: Girls' Night
Harley's biggest discovery so far is that crime is a male-dominated trade. Sometimes, a girl just has to get away and treat herself. Of course, it helps if you find another chick who can understand the daily grind of the fugitive lifestyle AND give you a facial at the same time. Set immediately after Poker face. Read and review, please!Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Friendship & Drama, words: 19k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 4/25/2016
2 7: Poker Face
There might not be football and turkey thermometers, but even criminals celebrate Thanksgiving. After a stolen dinner, J and the gang play a ...friendly... round of poker - and while everyone else wonders how the Joker keeps winning, Billy wonders what cards Harley has up her sleeve. Next in the series after Metamorphosis. Read and review!Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Drama & Crime, words: 11k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 12/15/2015
9Mimir's Well »
After being returned to Asgard in chains, Loki has little else to do but sit in his prison and think. Through a series of flashbacks, he must come to terms with his relationships with Thor, his parents, and himself - as well as a young girl named Sigyn from a past he wishes he could forget. A mix of film canon and Norse myth. My first try at Marvel characters, so please review!Avengers, T, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 66k+, favs: 12, follows: 13, updated: 8/24/2015 published: 11/3/2012, Thor, Loki
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6: Metamorphosis
After their late night on the town, Harley has reestablished herself and her place in the Joker's gang, and there's a new dynamic in her relationship with the Clown Prince. But when the mafia doesn't seem to want to take her seriously, she decides that a new look may be in order to go with her new identity. And where better to go about fixing that than the West Gotham Mall?Batman & Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Crime & Drama, words: 6k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 6/15/2015
2 5: DoNuts
In the fallout of the Halloween maze fiasco, the Joker is forced to do some serious thinking - about himself, about Billy, and especially about Harley. Sometimes... a man just needs to take a long walk. Based on the comic "Laughter After Midnight." Please read and review!Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Crime & Angst, words: 17k+, favs: 9, follows: 3, 1/7/2015, Joker
3 4: Glycerine
In this 4th installment, the Joker treats Gotham to a truly frightening Halloween, and teaches Harley a few new tricks along the way. It's the first in my series to feature Gordon, Alfred, & the Batman himself - and one very special surprise character appearance. Rated M for a little more language than usual, some heavy psychological content, and one very graphic scene of torture.Batman Begins/Dark Knight, M, English, Drama & Suspense, words: 27k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 2/6/2013, Bruce W./Batman, Joker
6 3: She's So Heavy
Up next, the story that follows "Banditos" in my series. The Joker has been trying to convince himself that Harley is purely a pawn to him, just a tool. But he can only go on fooling himself for so long. And then... Rated M for some pretty violent quasi-sexual moments - this one's a bit more raunchy than the others in the series. Please read and review!Batman Begins/Dark Knight, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 9k+, favs: 16, follows: 3, 12/9/2012, Joker
2 2: Banditos
Number two in my J-HQ series, following the (newly updated) Road Rage. Newly escaped from Arkham, and with a pretty new henchwoman in tow, the Joker now finds himself on the hunt for a new gang of goons - and where better to start than with the very best goon he ever had? If he can... convince... him to rejoin. Please read and review!Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, 12/6/2012, Joker
2 Lying From You
"Happiness is being stupid enough to believe the lies we tell ourselves at night before we go to sleep." Joker/Harley. Please read and review!Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Romance & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 9, 5/17/2010, Joker
3 What If? An Alteration on MThat Scottish Play
Written for English class - how changing one event, the death of Banquo, can change the whole play. My best attempt at Shakespearean diction, stage direction, and iambic pentameter. And the rating is a safety net, just in case.Shakespeare, T, English, Drama & Friendship, words: 908, favs: 4, 2/27/2010
6 1:Road Rage
It's finally happened. Dr. Quinzel has snapped, broken her Puddin' out of Arkham, and begun her adventure in Gotham's underbelly. But there are things she has to learn about a life of crime- like how to drive a getaway car on a busy freeway... and how NOT to dress. This is a combo of two previous stories, Road Rage and Makeover! If you liked them before, please read and review now!Batman Begins/Dark Knight, T, English, Romance & Crime, words: 5k+, favs: 20, follows: 2, 2/11/2010, Joker
The Laura Series: Episode 2 A Rip in Time
Laura and the Doctor go on their first adventure, back to Victorian London, where the Doctor discovers something sinister behind the world's greatest murder mystery. What does Torchwood have to do with Jack the Ripper? Only the Doc can find out.Doctor Who, T, English, Sci-Fi & Mystery, words: 8k+, favs: 1, 9/23/2009, 10th Doctor
The Laura Series: Episode 1 That New World Charm
In my Whoniverse, the TV show exists alongside the real Doctor, and his newest companion is a big fan of the show. She's also an American, giving rise to some great cross-cultural humor. More of a mini-sode, as an intro to Laura. Longer ones to follow.Doctor Who, T, English, Sci-Fi & Humor, words: 2k+, follows: 2, 9/22/2009, 10th Doctor
2 Ode: Intimations of Continuity
A verse expression of the Doctor's views on immortality. Inspiration and the first and last stanzas taken from William Wordsworth's poem of a similar title.Doctor Who, K+, English, Poetry & Hurt/Comfort, words: 742, 9/22/2009, 10th Doctor, Rose T.
