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24SenriganPendent
"I don't know who you are, young lady but what a disgrace to your families name to be caught in my sons room like this. I will not have my son laying with anyone outside the Uchiha inheritance and certainly not before marriage. I advice you get yourself dressed and leave this instance!" "Your ...Mother?" Sakura passes out. Was she dilusional? His mother had been dead for years...Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 52, follows: 78, 8/13/2019, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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Breast Stimulation Pills »
"Increases the production of milk within the breasts' glands with…what?" Naruto hissed, silently scanning the rest of the description on the bottle.He released the Uchiha, allowing him to snatch the offending object out of the shocked mans grasp. "Idiot"Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 9k+, favs: 477, follows: 86, updated: 8/12/2019 published: 7/14/2011, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
38 Outlaw
"He's one of our most wanted criminals, reserved for high class officers to arrest. Haruno is merely middle class. Just the fact that Sasuke Uchiha is requesting her to take on his arrest does not entitle that we should heed to his wants."Naruto, M, English, Romance, words: 8k+, favs: 355, follows: 43, 7/3/2011, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
61 Of Mister Grumpy and Stuffed Pooh Bears
"You have cancer." Sasuke Scoffed. "You checked my heart." "Yes and I noticed you have signs of cancer." Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "You are verbally constipated." " What?" He hissed, glaring with murder in his orbs. "And you're losing your hearing."Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 14k+, favs: 233, follows: 25, updated: 6/21/2011 published: 6/11/2011, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
29 The Springs
"You wasted your time." She shook her head. "You and everyone else might think so but I don't. I didn't waste one moment looking for you." She paused for a moment. "But I did waste a lot of time not looking for you." At this, Sasuke finally turned.Naruto, M, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 153, follows: 23, updated: 3/31/2011 published: 3/26/2011, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
103 Leave it to Technology to Screw You Over
When Sasuke barrows Itachi's phone to sex Sakura things get out of hand. What he doesn't know is that Naruto also asked Sakura if he could barrow her phone to sext Hinata. Two phones, two boys and one cruel turn of fate. R&RNaruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 311, follows: 48, updated: 2/27/2011 published: 9/12/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
34 Santa Uchiha
"I still won't wear it." "It's red." "So?" "Red's your color." What if Sasuke dressed up as Santa Claus for the sake of his Family. Christmas fic. R&RNaruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 162, follows: 20, updated: 12/27/2010 published: 12/21/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
64 BathroomSex! What's that spell!
R&R "Oh my god, Teme! This is better than porn!" "Hey kid, that's my daughter out there!" "D-Did I say porn! I-I meant corn!"Naruto, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 349, follows: 63, 11/21/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
25 The True Art Is My Love For You
What if Sakura found Sasuke after his battle with Deidara all beaten up and wounded?Naruto, T, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 101, follows: 20, 11/14/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
20 Who Knew Someone Could Mean So Much?
R&R Even though Sakura had realized that she had went through hell and back because of the Uchiha she wouldn't give one moment of it back. She'd never look at her time and love that was wasted on Sasuke as a mistake because of what came out of it.Naruto, T, English, Family & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 29, follows: 9, 8/17/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
41 If You Love Me, You Won't Give Up
R&R "If I were dying I would want to die right here. On this roof in your arms." Sasuke snorted. "That's so cheesy, Sakura." "Sasuke-kun!"Naruto, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 92, follows: 10, 8/11/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
59 Her Heart Beats Because Of You »
Sequel to "Sasuke The Red Eyed Bastard" "Sasuke used to have a stick shoved up his ass." Sakura giggled slightly. Sai glanced at her with a raised eyebrow but then smirked. "Hey Dickless, I think I know where your dick went!"Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 18k+, favs: 163, follows: 41, updated: 8/8/2010 published: 7/30/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
34 Let's eat popcorn off each others bodies
R&R "Someone is going to lay down on the floor and close their eyes. I'm going to place two pieces of popcorn somewhere on their body. But before I put the pieces on them, I'll blind fold one of you and then you'll have to find the popcorn."Naruto, T, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 235, follows: 30, updated: 8/8/2010 published: 3/28/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
25 Toilets
R&R "Patrick did it to SpongeBob!" "That was because SpongeBob was flexible! Little teme three isn't flexible yet! You have to wait until he's older!" Naruto scolded, glaring at the little onyx orbed boy who only glared back.Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 128, follows: 16, 7/25/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
24 Their Scars
R&R "Don't leave me." He whispered. For once letting her in. Telling her what he wanted. What he needed. And she smiled as she nodded her head. Knowing. Obliging. "I won't let go. This I swear." Sakura murmured, closing her eyes.Naruto, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 130, follows: 15, updated: 7/24/2010 published: 7/23/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
41 Sasuke The Red Eyed Bastard
R&R "Twinkle twinkle cups of roman. How I wonder what you taste like. Up above on your pedestal so high. Like a savor in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little roman. How I wonder why I love you more then pie." "You idiot! That's not how the song goes!"Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 14k+, favs: 174, follows: 29, updated: 7/12/2010 published: 7/11/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
35 Eyelashes
"I'll let you play with my eyelashes if you let me play with those." His eyes flickered down to her heaving chest then back up to her face that was beginning to turn bright red. "S-Sasuke-kun!" She screeched.Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 214, follows: 30, 7/7/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
205 My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"Naruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 5k+, favs: 595, follows: 86, updated: 6/3/2010 published: 5/15/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
19 Thank You Itachi
Sometimes all you need is a moment with your brother to figure out what to do next. "Tell her you love her Sasuke. She needs you, just like you need her." R&RNaruto, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 128, follows: 12, 5/9/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
13 Barbie Pink
Sometimes painting a room can lead to some very interesting events... if you cetch my drift ; R&RNaruto, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 98, follows: 11, 5/6/2010, Sakura H., Sasuke U.
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