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Honey and Vinegar »
Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself.Good Omens & Homestuck, M, English, Humor, chapters: 15, words: 31k+, favs: 24, follows: 20, updated: Jul 23, 2018 published: Jul 26, 2014, [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] [Eridan A., Sollux C.]
143Contact »
A series of related scenes about Conrad, Yuuri, and the art of wordless communication. ConYuu.Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, T, English, Romance, chapters: 20, words: 19k+, favs: 137, follows: 106, updated: Sep 2, 2017 published: May 11, 2009, [Yuri S., Conrad W.]
6 Honesty »
"I don't know how well I would have taken it if you'd just barged in after what – months after a sudden disappearance? And then you'd say, 'Hey Aoba, drop everything and move halfway across the world with me.' Really, Noiz? That was your plan?"DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー, T, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 27, follows: 9, updated: Aug 21, 2016 published: May 7, 2016, [Aoba, Noiz]
9 Rollercoaster
After the game, Dave embarks on an epic quest for normality and roller coasters that spans, like, literally billions of years. Hey, it's tough trying to have that All-American kid experience when you're a god and America doesn't exist anymore. (And are you still a kid if you're older than the Big Bang?)Homestuck, T, English, Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 27, follows: 8, May 19, 2016, [Dave S., Karkat V.]
20Tiger Got to Hunt, Bird Got to Fly »
Gin has secret diversions, and these, the games he plays with Aizen and Kira, have consequences. They might be his downfall and he might be a fool, but at least he won't be bored with the outcome.Bleach, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 14, words: 47k+, favs: 33, follows: 32, updated: Mar 27, 2016 published: Oct 20, 2011, [G. Ichimaru, I. Kira] S. Aizen, OC
16The Frog Prince's Tunnel of Love »
"I will put my Calais into your Dover." A fairytale in which a Frenchman falls for an Englishman and then their stunningly good lovemaking creates modern architectural wonders, AKA "Why Papa Francis Sucks at Telling Bedtime Stories". FACE family AU.Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 4, words: 7k+, favs: 26, follows: 36, updated: Aug 11, 2015 published: Oct 21, 2011, [France, England/Britain]
6 The Aeronaut's Crew
Two slaves and a mechanical bird plot to free themselves from the Airship Mindfang. (OR, that trollstuck steampunk!Alternia AU you never knew you wanted.)Homestuck, T, English, Adventure & Romance, words: 5k+, favs: 11, follows: 1, Feb 17, 2015, [Karkat V., Dave S.] Tavros N.
Swordstuck
Dave breaks all the swords. All of them.Homestuck, T, English, Parody & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 10, follows: 2, Feb 17, 2015, [Dave S., Karkat V.]
5 Spite
"There is no way you could be as healthy as you are now if you had Congenital Insensitivity to Pain, which you don't and never have had." A Noiz character study set during and after his good end.DRAMAtical Murder/ドラマティカル マーダー, T, English, Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 12, follows: 1, Feb 2, 2015, [Noiz, Aoba]
6A Tale of Two Kings »
A prince becomes a soldier becomes a traitor becomes a king. An account of the rise of the last great king of Dai Shimaron, his unorthodox alliance with the Demon King, and their struggle for peace.Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, T, English, Drama & Angst, chapters: 3, words: 7k+, favs: 11, follows: 10, updated: Sep 20, 2014 published: Sep 2, 2014, [Conrad W., Yuri S.]
9 No Means for Wanderlust »
Five times Yuuri left Shin Makoku for good, and one time he didn't. (Mostly Yuuri/Conrad, some Yuuri/Murata.)Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, K+, English, Romance, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 29, follows: 14, Aug 26, 2014, Yuri S., Conrad W., Murata K.
8 Kyou Kara MEOW!
Yuuri's transdimensional trip through the toilet bowl lands him in a world populated by hostile cats.Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 722, favs: 11, follows: 5, Jul 28, 2014, Yuri S., Conrad W., Adelbert vG.
1 Long Arms of the Law
An Alternian-style office romance. Head Legislacerator Terezi Pyrope dates her boss, His Honorable Tyranny.Homestuck, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 1, Jul 26, 2014
5 Just Add Cooking Chamber
In canon, Equius installs a pelvic magnetron into Tavros' robotic crotch. It malfunctions, but even a malfunctioning magnetron has its uses...Homestuck, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 5, Jul 4, 2014, Tavros N.
3 In His Blood
To waste the flesh of the kill is to dishonor the sacrifice the prey made so that the hunter could live. Her love will not be dishonored.Homestuck, M, English, Tragedy & Horror, words: 611, favs: 7, follows: 1, Jul 4, 2014, [The Disciple, The Signless/The Sufferer] Executor Darkleer
2 Knot for Everyone
Mall adventures with Jade and Karkat. Only the sleazy trolls go to Auntie Anne's. For reasons.Homestuck, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, Jul 4, 2014, [Jade H., Karkat V.]
8 About a Troll
Yuuri is sent on a quest to capture a troll for the prince. Conrad is that troll. Literally. Like, he guards a bridge and stuff. Also, Yuuri rides Gwendal all over the place. Because Gwendal is a horse.Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 18, follows: 5, Feb 14, 2014, Gwendal vV., Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W.
3 Plus ça change
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Wolfram's surprisingly manly. Girl!Wolfram's... also surprisingly manly. AKA that time Yuuri got an all-female harem and his sexy fantasies still didn't come true.Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, T, English, Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 19, follows: 5, Jan 9, 2014, Yuri S., Wolfram vB., Conrad W.
Vampire Hunter E
In a dystopian future, humanity trembles before the ruling race of vampires. Enter Eduard von Bock, dhampir, son of Dracula. He is the mysterious Hunter known to the world only as "E".Hetalia - Axis Powers, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, Nov 1, 2013, Estonia
15 Cinderella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh? »
Three princes, a ball, and an uncommonly large - but absolutely fabulous - rhinestone-studded glass slipper. Crack AU.Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 13, follows: 9, updated: Oct 4, 2013 published: Sep 19, 2011, Conrad W., Yozak G.
