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797Everything is Relative »
After Voldemort's resurrection, Sirius decides to remove the blood wards from the Dursleys', only to realise that they were not only blood wards but that someone tampered with Petunia's and Dudley's magic. Now to find out who did such a thing and why Voldemort made a grave mistake. Completely AU, partly OOC. Rating just to be sure. HP-SB, DD-HA?Harry Potter, T, English, Family, chapters: 26, words: 85k+, favs: 302, follows: 456, updated: 7/4 published: 4/8
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The Mutt who Lived »
What if the Potters had a dog? Completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, pairings not decided yet. Rating T just to be sure.Harry Potter, T, English, Family, chapters: 38, words: 116k+, favs: 463, follows: 521, updated: 4/26 published: 12/25/2019
1k+ Santa Paws »
Santa Claus takes pity on Harry Potter and rescues him from his abusive relatives, giving him one of his puppies as his familiar. What if the power the Dark Lord knows not was his puppy familiar, who could access spiritual magic of the North Pole? Completely AU, partly OOC. Pairing Harry-Luna. Completely AU! Partly OOC, Dumbledore/Weasley bashing.Harry Potter, T, English, Family & Fantasy, chapters: 34, words: 104k+, favs: 724, follows: 729, updated: 12/24/2019 published: 10/20/2019, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G.
211The Muggle Solution »
"Dear Professor Dumbledore, thanks for sending me my Hogwarts letter. My cousin and I will attend Hogwarts together. He does not have magic, but he is very good at brewing potions, and as I am the owner of Hogwarts, no one can forbid him to come with me. We are very much looking forward to finally coming to Hogwarts. Yours sincerely, Harry and Dudley". Completely AU, partly OOC.Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 344, follows: 508, updated: 10/17/2019 published: 7/15/2019, Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D., Daphne G.
1k+ What if a chocolate frog could change everything »
... even a whole timeline? "Harry Potter," Minerva read aloud, "receiver of the Order of Merlin first class once for vanquishing the Dark Lord and for inventing the wolvescure after a long-lost recipe of Salazar Slytherin. Harry? But he is only three years old." Completely AU, partly OOC, possible time paradox, de-aging, Dumbledore bashing, mentioning of abuse by the Dursleys.Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship, chapters: 25, words: 77k+, favs: 594, follows: 628, updated: 10/12/2019 published: 8/15/2019, Harry P., Minerva M., Poppy P., Arcturus B.
1k+ What if someone was willing to stand up against Albus Dumbledore »
... and the children of the Great Alliance brought Dumbledore to court on behalf of nine-year-old Harry Potter because of tolerating child abuse? Completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore/Weasley bashing.Harry Potter, K+, English, Friendship, chapters: 31, words: 100k+, favs: 912, follows: 924, updated: 8/11/2019 published: 3/16/2019
1k+ Elves' Child »
What if house-elves took Harry away from the Dursleys' doorstep to raise him in the magical world? Completely AU, partly OOC, partly childfic. sick!Harry. Main characters: Harry, Severus, Poppy and my usual OC elves. Edited July, 2019.Harry Potter, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 15, words: 52k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 7/28/2019 published: 6/4/2009, Harry P., Severus S.
629 Sorting to Hogwarts »
When Harry wishes himself to Hogwarts for his Sorting, he ends up at the first Sorting ever. Due to a prank, which he plays on Dumbledore, he greatly changes history for the whole magical world. Completely AU! Time travel! My favourite among my stories.Harry Potter, K, English, Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 19, words: 92k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 932, updated: 7/27/2019 published: 3/26/2016
168Death's Loyalty Card »
Harry, the master of death, makes a deal with the grim reaper. Once a year, he gets a coupon to do away or save souls of his choice. Chaos ensues. Completely AU, partly OOC, takes place in the time of the Marauders. Possible time paradox. Possible character deaths - thus the rating.Harry Potter, M, English, Family, chapters: 5, words: 13k+, favs: 211, follows: 331, updated: 5/19/2019 published: 3/4/2019
1k+ What if Lily was not muggleborn »
... and Harry did not have a scar when he came to Hogwarts? Completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore/Weasley bashing,Harry Potter, T, English, Family, chapters: 34, words: 106k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 3/17/2019 published: 10/21/2018, Harry P., Gabrielle D.
651The Changed Timeline »
A Potions accident in his sixth Hogwarts year takes Harry back in time. Will he be able to save his parents and change the timeline? Completely AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry. HP/GW, LE/SS not JP! , MM/ADHarry Potter, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 43, words: 119k+, favs: 799, follows: 962, updated: 1/1/2019 published: 3/2/2010, Harry P., Severus S.
363The Book of Seals to the Magical World »
Six-year-old Harry Potter finds a strange, very magical book, which on a harmless touch changes his whole life. Completely AU, partly OOC, time travelHarry Potter, T, English, Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 18, words: 49k+, favs: 488, follows: 661, updated: 10/14/2018 published: 6/2/2018
1k+ Severus McGonagall »
Begins in Severus' and Lily's first year. McGonagall notices that Severus is abused and decides to adopt him. How will this change Severus', Lily's and Harry's life? AU, partly OOC, abused!Severus SMLE. Completely re-written June 2018.Harry Potter, K, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 10, words: 28k+, favs: 608, follows: 456, updated: 7/1/2018 published: 5/20/2009, Lily Evans P., Severus S.
637 Away and Back »
When Harry and Hermione help Sirius escape at the end of their third Hogwarts year, matters play out a little differently, and Harry decides to join Sirius. Absolutely AU with Sirius, Remus, Hermione and Harry completely changing the future. AU, partly time-travel. Pairing: HP-HGHarry Potter, K+, English, Family & Friendship, chapters: 28, words: 71k+, favs: 613, follows: 559, updated: 6/30/2018 published: 2/4/2018, Harry P., Hermione G.
184The Dark Lord's Son »
When Voldemort could not kill Baby Harry, he decided to take him with him and raise him as his son. What will happen when Harry through a twist eventually meets his real family? Completely AU, partly OOC, slightly dark!Harry. On hold for the time being.Harry Potter, T, English, Family, chapters: 9, words: 19k+, favs: 159, follows: 219, updated: 4/16/2017 published: 12/18/2016, Harry P.
741 The Stubborn Old Headmaster »
By chance, Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry Potter. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Completely AU, partly OOC, de-aging, mentioning of abuse!Dursleys, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, evil Dumbledore, character death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-dropHarry Potter, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Family, chapters: 41, words: 126k+, favs: 919, follows: 749, updated: 11/26/2016 published: 3/26/2016, Harry P., Minerva M.
72 The Sevans
ONE-SHOT. Before his first Hogwarts year, Harry escapes from the Dursleys' and resides at the Leaky Cauldron. One day, he meets a boy who looks exactly like himself. Completely AU!Harry Potter, K, English, Family, words: 4k+, favs: 189, follows: 161, 11/20/2016, Harry P.
116The Sand Phoenix »
Harry Potter had won the war, married the most amazing witch of his time, had a beautiful baby and was a successful businessman, when he made a most generous decision towards his younger self. Completely AU, partly OOC, Time travel. Rating might still change!Harry Potter, K+, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 178, follows: 222, updated: 11/13/2016 published: 7/3/2016, Harry P.
355 Mastermind »
How everything would have turned out differently if Ronald Weasley had used his jealousy positively. Completely AU, partly OOC, smart!Ron.Harry Potter, K+, English, Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 31k+, favs: 276, follows: 232, updated: 9/20/2016 published: 6/4/2016, Ron W.
1k+ Lord of the Wind »
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.Harry Potter, T, English, Family, chapters: 37, words: 238k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 9/10/2016 published: 3/27/2016, Harry P., Severus S.
