32I don't give a tinker's curse, Aldia! » A survivor of the ill-fated war with the giants returns to Drangleic years before the fated Bearer of the Curse. The plan: fill a boat full of weapons and fight giants until everyone is hollow.

369 Ring of Favor and Protection » All Deacon Lex had wanted in life was a loving wife and maybe a pet. He would happily serve the gods in peace. Imagine his surprise when he is chosen as Prophet and sent on a mission to ancient Lordran. With a knight of Astora at his side, will he save the world - or will he settle for being a witch's plaything?

122Why can't I just take an army of summons and drown them in bodies? » The Chosen Undead has saved the world, defeated great evils, and most importantly, lost his virginity, but when all timelines begin to converge, it'll take everyone to keep some jerkoff Lords of Cinder from flushing it all down the toilet. Part of the Take the Ring metaplot.

261 Why can't I just take Shanalotte on adventures with me? » Flung into the distant future, the victorious Chosen Undead searches for a way back in time in order to prevent this awful sequel from occurring in the first place. Follows "Take the Ring."