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These Creatures Are Friend-Shaped »
The Witcher, but they have Pokemon.Pokémon & Witcher, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, follows: 2, updated: Apr 28, 2020 published: Apr 17, 2020
Be Thou Bound
Hellsing, but it's a Weather Warden AU.Hellsing & Weather Warden series, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 1k+, Apr 22, 2020, [Alucard, Integra]
Why You Should Never Give Artemis Beans
Drabble. A joke that I assume must have come up at some point.Dark-Hunter series, T, English, Humor, words: 118, Apr 14, 2020
In the Realm of Pain, I am the Deceiver
Oneshot. Yennefer/Jaskier. Established relationship, takes place after ep 6. Two lovers who may or may not actually resent each other have a philosophical discussion on the nature of love and magic.Witcher, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 158, Apr 11, 2020
2silver dishes for the memories (for the days gone by) »
Drabble Collection based on a playlist I made for the pairing. Each chapter exists within in its own bubble and is unrelated to the other chapters in the collection, unless otherwise noted. Netflix series based.Castlevania, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 536, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: Mar 30, 2020 published: Mar 15, 2020, [Dracula, Lisa T.]
Ephemeral Reflection
While trying to repair the distance mirror in the Belmont Hold, Alucard writes the wrong runes and gets a glimpse of a forbidden realm.Castlevania & Dragon Prince, T, English, Drama & Supernatural, words: 175, favs: 2, follows: 2, Mar 28, 2020, Alucard, Aaravos
The Secret Dance of Snakes
Oneshot. CRACK. Yennefer lays eggs. Geralt quietly panics. Jaskier loudly panics. Everything turns out fine. Jaskier writes a new song. The moral of the story is maybe you shouldn't trust strangers who want to give away their own internal organs.Witcher, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, Mar 20, 2020
Bye, I Love You!
Oneshot. Netflix series based. Just as his friends are about to leave him, Alucard accidentally lets his true feelings slip. OT3 cracky fluff.Castlevania, T, English, Humor, words: 177, favs: 8, follows: 2, Mar 11, 2020, [Alucard, Sypha B., Trevor B.]
Snack Time
Drabble. Simi knows a place to get a good snack!Pet Shop of Horrors & Dark-Hunter series, T, English, Humor, words: 119, Mar 11, 2020, Count D, Pon-chan, Acheron/Ash, Simi /Chronte
3You've Got Snabies (Snake Babies) »
[Drabble Collection] Eventually I'll write a proper fic about Crowley raising children. This isn't it. Crackfic with all the assorted bits and pieces of scenarios that my brain keeps coughing up. None of the chapters are directly related to each other, unless otherwise noted.Good Omens, T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 19, updated: Mar 9, 2020 published: Jul 10, 2019, Aziraphale, A. Crowley, OC
Signs
Drabble. Callum tutors others in sign language so that they can communicate with Amaya. (implied Janai/Amaya)Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor, words: 116, favs: 1, Mar 7, 2020, Callum
14Shards of Opal »
Netflix series based. Hector/Carmilla drabble collection. Mostly crack humor and fluff.Castlevania, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 4k+, favs: 12, follows: 8, updated: Mar 6, 2020 published: Jan 26, 2019, [Carmilla, Hector]
1 Valentine's Depression Meal for Two
Oneshot. Phoenix spends Valentine's Day comforting Larry, who was dumped by his latest girlfriend. Oh, well. Not like Nick was doing anything important, anyway... (Written for a kink meme prompt.)Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 517, favs: 3, follows: 1, Feb 13, 2020, Phoenix W./Nick, Larry B.
You're a Piece of Art
Oneshot. Written for the kink meme, prompt was rare pair Valentine's Day fluff.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 154, Jan 31, 2020, [Klavier G., Larry B.]
Endearment
Drabble. The first time Artemis actually feels some affection for her nephew.Dark-Hunter series, K+, English, Family, words: 103, Jan 17, 2020, [Acheron/Ash, Artemis]
2 Unclear Signals
Oneshot. Post-s3. Janai is learning sign language, and asks Kazi to help her with a sign she's confused about.Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor, words: 124, favs: 14, follows: 4, Nov 28, 2019
2 Guy Talk
Oneshot. Post-s3. Soren asks Callum for some dating advice.Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 194, favs: 10, follows: 3, Nov 28, 2019, Callum, Soren
2 Salvation Man Is a Cup of Fire
Oneshot. Crack. Dracula's wife is about to be burned as a witch. God is upset by this and sends a messenger to tell her wayward followers what's what.Castlevania & Good Omens, T, English, Humor, words: 634, favs: 6, follows: 4, Nov 20, 2019, [Dracula, Lisa T.] Gabriel
2 Would You Like Some Spaghetti?
Oneshot. Lujanne meets some vampires who offer her some spaghetti. (You know exactly where this is going.)What We Do in the Shadows & Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor, words: 236, Nov 15, 2019, Viago, Lujanne
4 Yo Mama Jokes Aren't Funny
If you're going to insult Katakuri's mother, don't do it with a Yo Mama joke.One Piece, T, English, Humor, words: 157, favs: 6, follows: 3, Nov 13, 2019, Charlotte Katakuri
