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These Creatures Are Friend-Shaped »
The Witcher, but they have Pokemon.Pokémon & Witcher, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, follows: 2, updated: 4/27 published: 4/16
Be Thou Bound
Hellsing, but it's a Weather Warden AU.Hellsing & Weather Warden series, T, English, Drama & Romance, words: 1k+, 4/22, [Alucard, Integra]
Why You Should Never Give Artemis Beans
Drabble. A joke that I assume must have come up at some point.Dark-Hunter series, T, English, Humor, words: 118, 4/13
In the Realm of Pain, I am the Deceiver
Oneshot. Yennefer/Jaskier. Established relationship, takes place after ep 6. Two lovers who may or may not actually resent each other have a philosophical discussion on the nature of love and magic.Witcher, T, English, Angst & Romance, words: 158, 4/10
2silver dishes for the memories (for the days gone by) »
Drabble Collection based on a playlist I made for the pairing. Each chapter exists within in its own bubble and is unrelated to the other chapters in the collection, unless otherwise noted. Netflix series based.Castlevania, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 536, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 3/29 published: 3/14, [Dracula, Lisa T.]
Ephemeral Reflection
While trying to repair the distance mirror in the Belmont Hold, Alucard writes the wrong runes and gets a glimpse of a forbidden realm.Castlevania & Dragon Prince, T, English, Drama & Supernatural, words: 175, favs: 2, follows: 2, 3/27, Alucard, Aaravos
The Secret Dance of Snakes
Oneshot. CRACK. Yennefer lays eggs. Geralt quietly panics. Jaskier loudly panics. Everything turns out fine. Jaskier writes a new song. The moral of the story is maybe you shouldn't trust strangers who want to give away their own internal organs.Witcher, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 3/19
Bye, I Love You!
Oneshot. Netflix series based. Just as his friends are about to leave him, Alucard accidentally lets his true feelings slip. OT3 cracky fluff.Castlevania, T, English, Humor, words: 177, favs: 8, follows: 2, 3/10, [Alucard, Sypha B., Trevor B.]
Snack Time
Drabble. Simi knows a place to get a good snack!Pet Shop of Horrors & Dark-Hunter series, T, English, Humor, words: 119, 3/10, Count D, Pon-chan, Acheron/Ash, Simi /Chronte
3You've Got Snabies (Snake Babies) »
[Drabble Collection] Eventually I'll write a proper fic about Crowley raising children. This isn't it. Crackfic with all the assorted bits and pieces of scenarios that my brain keeps coughing up. None of the chapters are directly related to each other, unless otherwise noted.Good Omens, T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 12, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 19, updated: 3/9 published: 7/10/2019, Aziraphale, A. Crowley, OC
Signs
Drabble. Callum tutors others in sign language so that they can communicate with Amaya. (implied Janai/Amaya)Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor, words: 116, favs: 1, 3/6, Callum
14Shards of Opal »
Netflix series based. Hector/Carmilla drabble collection. Mostly crack humor and fluff.Castlevania, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 18, words: 4k+, favs: 12, follows: 8, updated: 3/5 published: 1/26/2019, [Carmilla, Hector]
1 Valentine's Depression Meal for Two
Oneshot. Phoenix spends Valentine's Day comforting Larry, who was dumped by his latest girlfriend. Oh, well. Not like Nick was doing anything important, anyway... (Written for a kink meme prompt.)Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Friendship & Humor, words: 517, favs: 3, follows: 1, 2/12, Phoenix W./Nick, Larry B.
You're a Piece of Art
Oneshot. Written for the kink meme, prompt was rare pair Valentine's Day fluff.Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, T, English, Romance & Humor, words: 154, 1/31, [Klavier G., Larry B.]
Endearment
Drabble. The first time Artemis actually feels some affection for her nephew.Dark-Hunter series, K+, English, Family, words: 103, 1/16, [Acheron/Ash, Artemis]
2 Unclear Signals
Oneshot. Post-s3. Janai is learning sign language, and asks Kazi to help her with a sign she's confused about.Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor, words: 124, favs: 14, follows: 4, 11/27/2019
2 Guy Talk
Oneshot. Post-s3. Soren asks Callum for some dating advice.Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 194, favs: 10, follows: 3, 11/27/2019, Callum, Soren
2 Salvation Man Is a Cup of Fire
Oneshot. Crack. Dracula's wife is about to be burned as a witch. God is upset by this and sends a messenger to tell her wayward followers what's what.Castlevania & Good Omens, T, English, Humor, words: 634, favs: 6, follows: 4, 11/19/2019, [Dracula, Lisa T.] Gabriel
2 Would You Like Some Spaghetti?
Oneshot. Lujanne meets some vampires who offer her some spaghetti. (You know exactly where this is going.)What We Do in the Shadows & Dragon Prince, T, English, Humor, words: 236, 11/14/2019, Viago, Lujanne
4 Yo Mama Jokes Aren't Funny
If you're going to insult Katakuri's mother, don't do it with a Yo Mama joke.One Piece, T, English, Humor, words: 157, favs: 6, follows: 3, 11/13/2019, Charlotte Katakuri
