One Of These Days I Will Go Down To The River » "I know that if I could just reach out in the right direction, your hand would be there, waiting to be caught in mine. But no matter how far I reach, I can never quite catch you. I would say it is like trying to grasp a shadow, but the thought of that is too much to bear. No. It is simply like trying to catch A.J. Raffles. No one." / For the Brewer's Prompt: One Of These Days

2 The Biggest Aspidistra In The World "'Crowley, I hope you don't find this question offensive, but what in the name of all that is holy has happened to your flat'" -/- A plant gets unruly. /-/ For the Brewer's prompt: Aspidistra

A Textbook Shot "The game was croquet. Neither Raffles nor myself had played the game before, and the rules when laid before us turned out to be more complicated than I had presumed from watching ladies and gentlemen playing happily together on sunny afternoons. One seemed to require a university education in the sport simply to understand what was going on, let alone to win." Prompt: Croquet

1 I Know About Mandrakes Mandrakes Are Cool The manuscript was beautiful. And for the student of botanical history, it was little less than a holy grail. The price had reflected it... These were the days before Wikipedia. When Aziraphale fell down unexpected rabbit-holes of niche research, things quickly got expensive. - For the Brewer's Prompt: The Devil's Candle

1 No Way Of Getting Lost 'We can't be lost, Crowley, the Fosse Way is a straight line! You can lie a ruler against it on the map, it's that straight. One cannot simply get lost driving along the Fosse Way. It's not possible' For the Brewer's Prompt: Fosse Way

1 Reagan's Reckless Star Wars Scheme! Crowley was quite interested in nuclear weapons. If interested actually meant extremely and actively anxious over, that is./It's 1983. The Cold War is in full swing. Crowley is watching the news. / [For my Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable Writing Challenge. Prompt: Star Wars and the Strategic Defense Initiative of 1983]

3We Are Still Here, We Are Still Us » In the immediate aftermath of the averted Apocalypse, Aziraphale and Crowley are both left reeling, and uncertain of What Happens Next. But the one thing they do still have is each other. The one thing that might be said with any certainty is: We are still here. We are still us. Gap-filler Book!Canon Good Omens story, following the immediate post-Nahmaggedon fallout.

Trimalchio Of The Eastern Gate » Rome, 37AD. An angel invites a demon for Oysters...

2Happy Birthday, Aziraphale Crowley has something for Aziraphale... {inspired by this reddit thread: /r/goodomens/comments/e3ydqf/crowley goes to the shop one day and insists its/}

5Home A slip of the tongue, or three, leads Aziraphale to face up to something that's been staring him in the face ever since the Apocalypse didn't happen. In which a storm rages, a plant is gifted, Thai takeout is eaten, and we finally find out who the song "You're So Vain" was written about (turns out it wasn't Mick Jagger or Cat Stevens after all) Very domestic, very mudane, very ri