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Keep That in Mind
The bruises on Wei Wuxian's hips and the scratches down Jiang Cheng's back are evidence of one night they spent together and an irreversible mistake. Or: One night, drowning in the victory of a major win, Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng get drunk. They make a mistake. The next morning, they deal with the consequences, right in the middle of the Sunshot Campaign. [one-shot] [mdzs]ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画, M, English, Angst & Hurt/Comfort, words: 5k+, favs: 3, follows: 3, 5/4
hole in our souls
No one expects it when the last of the Wen Remnants don't die peacefully. No one expects the consequences of it, either. (Or: The Wen Remnants died due to no fault of their own. And now they're back, and they're demanding repentance.) [one-shot, lots of angst, so be prepared] [mdzs]ManHua/Chinese Comics/漫画, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 5k+, favs: 22, follows: 6, 2/7, Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/魔道祖师
55The Gambler, the Thief, and the Black-market Boss »
Naruto's never lost. Sasuke's never gotten caught. Sakura's going to keep it that way. Kakashi doesn't want to be involved. Itachi doesn't know what to say. The Third Hokage is somewhat clueless. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura want to make it very clear that they were barely at fault. Everyone else disagrees. Crack treated seriously! Gambler!Naruto Thief!Sasuke MafiaBoss!SakuraNaruto, T, English, Humor & Crime, chapters: 9, words: 43k+, favs: 262, follows: 324, updated: 6/26/2019 published: 5/31/2018, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
2 winter sun
In the end, Sasuke lost. [one-shot, mostly canon-compliant, Sasuke-centric]Naruto, K, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 5, 5/26/2019, Sasuke U.
5The End
Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura are the only ones left. They live on, annoying each other as always. (Or: In which Sasuke and Sakura have quite a few screws loose and Naruto is the somehow the sanest member of Team Seven.) [au, oocness, slice-of-life, crack-fic, dark humor, gen]Naruto, K+, English, Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 12, 4/9/2019, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
6 Frankly
"Don't use my silverware to kill people." "But...but why, My Lord?" (Or: In which Ciel has had enough and Sebastian must deal with the consequences.) [One-shot, crack-fic, OOCness, dialogue-only]Kuroshitsuji, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 489, favs: 23, follows: 4, 1/4/2019, Ciel P., Sebastian M.
9Millennia »
He lived in a barren wasteland, in a cave that served as a pit stop for the odd nomad. He didn't remember many things—no one did. It's been eons and, one day, he meets someone who is remarkably familiar. Maybe it's about time that he once again ventured into the world. [Post-Apocalyptic AU, Immortal AU, experimental, Sasuke-centric]Naruto, K+, English, Fantasy & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 8, follows: 15, updated: 12/16/2018 published: 11/4/2018, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
9 Crossing the Road
In which Itachi tries his hand at a joke, Fugaku is very confused, and Sasuke realizes that all standard Uchiha are basically robots. (Or: Itachi doesn't have a funny bone and Sasuke is the victim.) [One-shot, Non-massacre AU, crack-fic]Naruto, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 473, favs: 69, follows: 31, 12/8/2018, Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
7A Family of Four »
In which the Uchiha family is amazingly complex...and disgustingly pedestrian at the same time. (They weren't falling apart, but they also weren't exactly in one piece, either. They were still family, though, and that was all that mattered.) [Non-massacre AU, slice-of-life-ish, slow updates.]Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 20, follows: 27, updated: 10/30/2018 published: 10/15/2018, Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
4 Disagreements
In which Naruto is convinced that Sasuke and Sakura aren't dating, and Kakashi isn't paid enough to deal with ignorant little kids. [One-shot, crack-fic, SasuSaku, takes place sometime after Sasuke comes back to Konoha]Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 874, favs: 49, follows: 17, 10/28/2018, [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Kakashi H.
7 Of Marriage and Madness
"So Lady Tsunade really doesn't know that I'm dating Naruto and you're dating Sakura?" In which Sasuke and Hinata are betrothed and everyone's happy...except the couple and their respective significant others. [One-shot, half-crack-fic, fluff, AU, OOCness, SasuSaku, NaruHina, Sasuke Hinata and Naruto Sakura friendships]Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 33, follows: 12, 10/21/2018, [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
2 waiting
They were waiting. He was five hours late, but they were still waiting. [One-shot, AU, starts out odd, ends up eerie]Naruto, K, English, Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 3, 10/17/2018, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
1 pantheon
When Naruto sees a shinobi, he doesn't see a hero. No, he sees a god among men. He sees legends come to life, he sees power that no mortal could ever possess. And, like any sane human, he trembles before their might. One-shot (may add more in the future). AU.Naruto, K, English, Drama, words: 683, favs: 8, follows: 4, 10/5/2018, Naruto U.
9 In Which There is a Love Triangle
Kakashi can't take it anymore. It's about time that he put a stop to this. One-shot, sort-of-crack-fic.Naruto, K+, English, Romance & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 53, follows: 18, 9/29/2018, [Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Kakashi H.
6 A Very Cliché Day
Because fanfiction usually isn't a proper representation of canon. Some of the Naruto characters are bitter (and the others are outraged). One-shot, crack-fic, mock-fic!Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 33, follows: 12, 9/18/2018, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
2Sugar Rush
In which there is Nico and candy (which, as everyone learns, is a horrible combination). (Or: In which Nico gets a sugar rush and everyone else is trying to make sure that Camp doesn't burn down). [crack-fic, post-HoO pre-ToA, rewrite of "How Camp-Halfblood Fell And Burst Into Flames"] [On hiatus]Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 5, 9/14/2018, Nico A.
6 Dumped & Drunk
When Hinata and Sakura make out, dumping their respective boyfriends (on their double-date, no less), Naruto and Sasuke are left alone to figure out what just happened. Naruto's mad and Sasuke's trying to be a mature adult. One-shot, SasuNaru BROMANCE, Non-massacre AU, no bashing.Naruto, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 26, follows: 7, 9/11/2018, Naruto U., Sasuke U.
4 A Chaos Story
In which the author is trying to write a Chaos Fic, but the characters are not very cooperative. (Or: In which there is common sense.) One-shot, Mock Fic!Percy Jackson and the Olympians, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 737, favs: 14, follows: 3, 9/5/2018, Percy J., OC, Chaos
3 Forgotten
Naruto killed someone at the age of five. One-shot.Naruto, K, English, Horror & Tragedy, words: 503, favs: 19, follows: 6, 8/25/2018, Naruto U.
