35The Many Little Stories of Equestria
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the official characters from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Lauren Faust is the person who created this generation of ponies. I also do not own anything that may emerge as crossover material. All I own are any original characters used as filler ponies.
This is a collection story for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It is mainly CMC!Centric but may also feature other ponies from the show. It may also contain the occasional Pinkie Pie randomness.
The Announcements
"I'm the second coming! I am the messiah of the mike! I can do whatever I desire!"
Applebloom then sprints about the room on a hysterical rampage, as Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo watch her lose her mind.
The door slams open by a mule kick and in walks the school's principal.
"Applebloom!" the stallion yells angrily.
Applebloom gasps, as she turns to the microphone on the desk. The ON light was green, showing it was currently on. The entire school heard her lose her marbles. Sweetie Belle looks away whistling rather innocently, as Scootaloo just gave Applebloom an odd look.
"Scootaloo, you're doing the morning announcements from now on," the principal tells the orange filly.
"I can't believe it... brought down by an on mike," Applebloom muttered.
"I told you... it's a powerful weapon," Sweetie Belle told the young Apple filly.
And it's true. When they decided that doing the announcements could somehow earn them their cutie marks, they volunteered to do the job as the principal assigned. Turns out it can be quite the corruption item since Sweetie Belle lost control, and was replaced by Applebloom. The filly from the farm didn't last the morning hour a week after she took over for Sweetie Belle, and succumbs to the power of the mike. Scootaloo meanwhile had taken a sip of water that was left undisturbed on the desk, fixes the papers with the morning announcements. She takes a deep breath, then calmly exhales.
Then she grabs the mike and pretty much goes berserk.
"YOU (BLEEP)ING MOTHER(BLEEP)ERS, I'M GOING TO SHOVE THESE ANNOUNCEMENTS SO FAR UP YOUR (BLEEP), THAT YOU'LL REGRET HAVING CRAWLED OUT YOUR MOMMY'S (BLEEEEP)! SO (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEEEEEP), YOU (BLEEP)ING (BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)! RAINBOW DASH RULES (BLEEP)!"
"Scootaloo!" the principal yells, as the filly pegasi starts crying realizing what she just did. "No! Forget this! Nopony will do the morning announcements anymore! Just get out of the office! You all got detention for the language use!"
The three fillies were shooed out of the room.
The worse thing: they still didn't get their cutie marks for the troubles.
Too bad the principal got fired later that day when he forgot the mike was on... and had aired some of his dirty laundry for all the young fillies and colts to hear creating a huge scandal in Ponyville for that month. And what was his excuse for all of this?
(BLEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
Hey, it's listed under Teen so those swears needed to be censored. I'm pretty much running on odd thoughts and only four hours sleep.
