51McGee in Black
9foxgrl
A short spoof that came to me. Based on episode 'Vanished' season 2, episode 3.
McGee looked at the crop circle in disbelief. Who ever made this was a human, and an amateur. He had seen better ones before in the highlands of Britain and the Netherlands
"What do we got?" Gibbs asked.
"A practical joke." McGee huffed as he looked around. "Someone was trying to make it look as if the marines were abducted. A human was and or is trying to throw us off the trail of the missing men. Cover up for something else, this is a complete hoax and a pathetic attempt for one at that."
He was met with silence as he looked around. His teammates were looking at him stumped and the Marines who were on scene just stared. The local Sheriff and their eye witness looked nervous.
'Crap!' McGee cursed himself and wished he still had his memory neurolizer.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, McGee is MiB, Agent T. He kept an eye on Aliens that entered the military service. There were a few who worked in all of the investigation agencies. McGee could swear Gibbs was, or maybe he was a former agent, he wasn't sure.
"Been watching too many sci-fi flicks Mcgeek?"
"Yeah…" McGee muttered. He walked over to the van and took out a special phone he kept hidden.
"Jay? Yeah it's Tee, can you tell me if there are any 'people of interest' in Smokey Corners?"
"You secure Tee?"
"Yeah Jay."
"Negative. No one."
"Thanks Tee."
"See you at the poker game? The Worms are bringing the beer."
"If my boss does work me to death."
Later on…
"And the animals acting weird. Must have been aliens."
"It's not aliens." McGee growled.
"Oh? And what is it then McGee?" Gibbs demanded.
"Don't Marines have something to throw off search dogs? A chemical or something?" McGee asked exasperated. He really wanted his ray gun back.
Gibbs smacked his forehead. "Of course."
Tony and Kate looked at their boss then at McGee.
"How did you know that?" Kate demanded.
"I think Mcghee has been abducted by little green men." Tony huffed.
McGee made a sour face. 'That's it, I requesting my memory neurolizer and my gun!'
