47Death To Dicks
A/N Hi! This fanfiction will be about killing off all the characters from Gilmore Girls who we dislike or hate! Please be nice its just a joke no barging down my door with torches and pitchforks! This fanfiction was written by the help of my two lovely friends: thewhiteprincess and Emily Turner!
Enjoy x... please don't kill me! Rate and review! x
First to die: Dean Forester
Hi Dean, Jess's working late at the diner and I need some help with Lane and her boy troubles can you come over please x
Dean read the text on his way out of doose's market and his face instantly lit up. He loved when Rory asked him for help instead of that jerk, Jess, he was so smug, dean thought, he's probably only pretending to care about Rory just to be a jerk to me! the message was sent at noon, it was now 8:30. oh well, Jess was probably still working.
He walked round to the Gilmore's house and passed the diner on the way. Usually he wouldn't even spare the crappy building a glance but this time he looked over and was glad he did.
Jess and Rory were just leaving the diner with Luke. Jess and Rory went one way while Luke went to his truck. He was dressed in a actual shirt and no baseball cap so he must be going somewhere important.
Dean stormed over to were Jess and Rory where walking and tryed to shove Jess but Rory stood in the way.
"Dean, what the hell?" Rory asked as if she didn't understand.
"I thought you said he was working late tonight?" Dean said and practically spat at the word 'he'.
"He was but Luke had to close up early to go to a meeting at the bank so i said he would come and help me but i just forgot to text you," Rory replied staring back at him with big apologetic eyes.
Jess had been stood quietly and Dean had to try and provoke him.
"How the hell are you gonna help, Lane hates you," was the best he could come up with.
"well, she-" Jess started but Rory cut in quickly to prevent another argument.
"she. Said she was looking forward to Jess coming round actually because the guy she's with is more like Jess so she wanted his point of view on how to tell him she likes him and what to say to him and stuff, so im sorry about texting you but me and Jess are going to go now, goodbye Dean," she explained walking off scowling at him for trying to start something. Jess looked like he was going to say something but the Rory took his hand and tugged him forward so he let it go and walked away with her.
Dean turned to leave, he was still fuming about the Jess situation that he didnt see the car turn the corner until it was too late.
A/N: Emily: hahahahaha die bastard die!
thewhiteprincess: nice death
me: my dreams have finally come true!
Okay, that's one down only a few more to go! Just so you know he died slowly and painfully! No really, it was practically torture!
Sorry for any dean lovers out there but i cant help it, i hate him just too much, i hate him with a vengeful passion!
Please rate and review, next chapter will be Logan Huntzberger. Dont like it, dont read it! x
