Surfs Up 3

America clung tightly to the angry kangaroo's back. "Are you sure this is what your people typically do on your first date?"

Australia stood off to the side, making sure his phone camera was ready to take the video. "Oh yeah, mate. Absolutely! If you can't beat my time, we can't go on a second date. It's just our tradition, you know? Generations of Aussies have proven their worth this way."

America sighed, shifting on the kangaroo's back. "If you say so...What was your time again?"

Australia held up his camera. "30 seconds to get to the cone up there. Watch out when you're going through the trees! We're in drop bear territory."

America swallowed. "Right. Drop bears. You told me about those..." He narrowed his eyes. "What are you doing with your phone?"

Australia peeked out from the side of it, innocently. "Setting up the timer. We gotta do this right, you know."

America nodded. "Fine...Ready...Go!" He scowled as the kangaroo didn't move. "...Oh come on!"

Australia chuckled. "Try heeling it in the side, like riding horseback!"

America nudged it with his heel. He yelled as the kangaroo started jumping around, trying to throw him from its back.

Australia laughed, trying to hold the phone steady.

The video got more than a million hits on Youtube, become the latest and greatest viral video. Years later, nations still mentioned it to get America to shut up at meetings.