2Another new story! For this time, Samurai Warriors dude, I'll invade ya all! Don't think that I attack Dynasty Warriors the whole time...
So, greetings for SW fans! Hope this story is interesting... And, please, give some info about SW characters since I played the PSP version.
Enjoy! \(^o^)/
Disclaimer: Uh, hum... I don't even own Dynasty Warriors. Samurai Warriors? But, hey, they are from KOEI.
Gay!
Just one night in the disco club, when the whole boys and girls, samurai, ninja, sumo, bla...bla...bla... They were all dancing under the disco light, making rainbow colour filling the whole floor.
Magoichi Saika was in his own self, sitting on a side of the bar, helping himself with some sake. He sighed when he watched everyone danced, even Gracia, though she danced with her dad, since her (cruel) dad didn't want him to dance with her. Too cruel... Too cruel... Magoichi sighed. He's ever thought of getting Okuni, but there were Keiji Maeda and Goemon Ishikawa fighting for her. Nene? That monkey got her. Inahime had no interest to him. Kunoichi's with Yukimura, the sexy No is with Nobunaga... While Magoichi, lonely.
" Lonely, eh?" Magoichi looked on his left and saw Mitsunari Ishida, still with his "大一大万大吉"(da yi da wan da ji) joined-together tattoo sticking on his back of his clothes and his fan. He opened his fan, fanned Magoichi, who was still daydreaming.
" Hey, by he way, where's Ranmaru Mori?" Mitsunari asked.
" Oh, right there." Magoichi pointed to the girl-like boy in the dance club, sitting down.
" I wanted to get him some tricky-tricks!" Mitsunari whispered. Magoichi made a blink." Well, at least to stop thinking for those ladies." Magoichi blushed for a while, then followed Mitsunari by having his left arm pulled.
" Hi, Ranmaru-chan!" Magoichi smiled brightly.
" Ranmaru-chan? I'm Ranmaru Mori, not Ranmaru-chan!" Ranmaru Mori protested.
" Hey, Ranmaru-chan! What's the secret of your beauty?" Mitsunari Ishida asked.
" Your beauty even won from Zhang He." Magoichi Saika added, while showing a poster of Zhang He which he got from a little "interview" with him in Luoyang.
" Hey, I'm no gay! I'm a MAN!" Ranmaru Mori got mad.
" Hey, how big is your b****t?" Magoichi touched Ranmaru's chest.
" Hey, I have no b***s, um, I mean, b****t!" Ranmaru Mori got his face blushed.
" Who's ever r***d you?" Mitsunari asked.
" Shut up! Lord Nobunaga's never done anything to me!" Ranmaru Mori got more enraged, face became more blushed.
" Are you in love? Your face blushed even more than the God of War!" Mitsunari asked, well, causing Kenshin Uesugi to come and ask," Uh, hum... Bishamonten( if I wasn't wrong)?" Mitsunari Ishida shook his head." I mean, the Chinese one, not Japanese." Magoichi cleared his throat, which caused Kenshin Uesugi to go away, wavy lines on his head.
" God o' War? Oh, you crazy. He'll slash you with his blade if you dared to hurt a man like me!" Ranmaru Mori replied.
" You've even never seen him." Magoichi Saika chuckled.
" SHUT UP!" Ranmaru Mori shook his head." You think that I, Ranmaru Mori, can be a ma... No, a lady?"
" A man? You can't be a man?" Mitsunari asked with an evil grin.
" No! I mean, how can I be a poster b... Gaarr! I mean, poster girl... Nooo!"
" What? You wanna be a poster girl?" Magoichi asked.
" Hey, you think I'm a ladyboy, you b*****d?" Ranmaru Mori growled.
Magoichi Saika blinked to Mitsunari Ishida and soon, Mitsunari Ishida shouted," Attention, everyone! We got a rival for Zhang He in Dynasty Warriors. Welcome our new ladyboy, Ranmaru Mori!" Everyone clapped their hands. Hideyoshi Toyotomi clapped his hands too, though he was stepped by Oichi, who cheered at the 'ladyboy'. And poor Ranmaru, his lord, Nobunaga Oda, didn't protect him, too.
" No... NOOOO!" Ranmaru Mori shouted, till he fainted. Well, they even cheered to him more and more. Poor Ranmaru...Okay, next chapter will be for Dynasty Warriors again. Bye-bye! Yuri-chan out, waiting for reviews to continue. \(^o^)/
