Arguing

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"You are an absolutely wretched man!"

"Well, you are an insipid girl!"

"You take that back you mongrel!"

Beatrice and Alexander were arguing, as they often did, and so many others often do. They usually flung barbs at each other for no good reason at all, just to spite the other. They found it amusing, even if others thought it antagonistic.

"Did you know that I thought you were the shallowest person I had ever met when I first saw you? ", Alexander said, stepping closer to Beatrice. Beatrice did likewise, replying with "I would rather lie with a porcupine than with you!"

"Not discouraged, Alexander retorted "I would like to think that the old hag in Holy Ground looks better than you!"

There was a stunned silence. Beatrice looked nonplussed, while Alexander had a rather confident look on his face. After a few seconds, Beatrice walked up to Alexander, and kissed him, saying, "You win".

"I always do", Alexander said with a grin.

"Do not".