55Chizuru: Hey everyone, it's me the wonderful and always graceful Chizuru Honsho. I will be your leading host in this story told by Author-sama about me, yes me, the wonderful, graceful, and Oh So Beautiful Chi-Aack
Tatsuki (With Chizuru in a choke hold): Sorry for the interruption folks, but had to stop this clown for growing such a huge perverse head. (Tatsuki releases Chizuru) I can't believe you. The moment you see your chance to "shine" you start acting all high and mighty; I should kick your ass down to size.
Chizuru: Hahahaha, too bad Tatsuki, but for now on (Heavenly Armor appears on Chizuru's body) I will be protected by the power of Plot Armor, this is my story, and things will finally be going my way. So (A chair appears behind Tatsuki, and Chizuru pushes her down), shut up, take a seat, and let me shine like the great star I'm supposed to be (Chizuru laughs perversely, a fountain of drool pouring from her mouth), the star who gets all the women she desires.
Tatsuki slaps her head, silently cursing the Author.
Tatsuki's Thoughts: Great, the Idiot Author had to post this story out of all the crap stories he has on his computer, it had to be this one...oh well...mine should be posted soon enough...hopefully
Chizuru twirls happily, singing about molesting Orihime, when Tatsuki angrily throws her chair at the girl's head. Unfortunately, a barrier appears around Chizuru, destroying it before it could reach her.
Tatsuki: What the fuck?
Chizuru: Told you (Chizuru punches the armor smirking smugly)...now...for the disclaimer (Chizuru coughs into her hand and speaks in a whisper)…Konsu does not, I repeat, does not own BLEACH…or me…now…Story Start
It was just another day at Karakura High. The birds were chirping outside, the sun was shining, Keigo was being an idiot, and Chizuru was being kicked halfway across the room by an annoyed Tatsuki.
"Gahh," Moans Chizuru painfully. Weakly raising her hand, she gives Tatsuki a thumb up, she grinning widely, knowing she was pissing off the karate girl. "Nice kick as always Tatsuki, our routine gets better and better," A vein pulsates in Tatsuki's forehead.
"IT'S NO ROUTINE!"
Huffing, Tatsuki takes her seat, her Chizuru ass kicking of the hour over with, and Chizuru rises slowly, and walks to her seat seeing Ochi-sensei entering class.
"Alright you bunch of delinquents,"
Ochi slams her fist on her desk, startling the class.
"I have a bone to pick when each of ya,"
Ochi points to a random student.
"You get out of my class and take a bath; I can't stand the smoke of cigarettes,"
The boy grumbles and walks out of class. Ochi then points to Ichigo, she glaring intently at him, causing him to stiffen.
"Kurosaki, smile more, you're scaring some of the teachers; they think you might kill them one of these days,"
Ochi points to Keigo next.
"Asano, Tsubaki-sensei hates your screeching...lower your voice the next time you decide to scream like a little girl,"
Ochi points to Sado, a vein pulsating in her hand.
"You're too big,"
Ochi's finger shakily falls on Ishida, a gleam appearing in her glasses at the same time it does Ishida.
"Only I can do the scary glasses gig, next time you do it...detention,"
Ochi's finger falls on Orihime, but drops to the girl's breast.
"Reduce them,"
Ochi whirls on Tatsuki, seeing the girl ignoring her.
"Stop gazing out the window so much Arisawa, people are starting to wonder if you're all there in the head. Also, stop beating down Honsho, Tsubaki-sensei is thinking about calling the police on you,"
Finally she turns the finger on Chizuru.
"Stop harassing every girl you see, Tsubaki-sensei is thinking about calling the police on you also,"
Chizuru slams her fist on her desk, a demonic gleam flaring in her eyes.
"LET HER CALL, I'LL NEVER STOP,"
Ochi crosses her arms over her chest and nods her head in approval.
"Good, continue defying that woman, she called the cops on me the other day. How was I suppose to know that car was hers, I mean seriously they look just alike," The rest of her words were whispered too softly for anyone to hear, but a few could say they swore they heard the words 'Bat', 'Window', 'Eggs', and 'Bright Orange Paint'.
Tapping her finger against her desk, Ochi whirls on another random student.
"Go to the cafeteria and ask the lunch lady for my usual, if you complain I'll give you detention...and hurry...I didn't get the chance to finish breakfast...damn that little troll, snatching people's food," The boy rushes out of class, glad to be away from his crazy sensei.
Ochi suddenly stiffens seeing a round, tubby, short...thing walking pass her door, waddling like a duck, eyeing her...like the stalker that she was.
Chizuru seeing the mutant of a teacher also, glares at the woman, and shouts at her.
"I'LL NE,"
Chizuru didn't finish, something sharp hit her neck from behind, and she slumps in her seat unconscious. No one other than Tatsuki knew what happened. Glancing at Ryo, she saw the girl placing a ruler in her bag. Catching Ryo's eye, she gives her a small nod, and Ryo returns it, a small, almost unnoticeable smirk donning her face. Leaning back in her chair, Tatsuki smirks, and laughs quietly.
'You can always count on Ryo in times of need,'
If Chizuru was awake, she would agree and disagree. However, since she was unconscious in her seat...somehow in a very provocative position, she couldn't.
"Arisawa, fix that idiot...she's disturbing class,"
Tatsuki's eyebrow twitches, wondering when the woman started teaching. Glancing at Chizuru, the twitch in her eyebrow becomes worse.
"Ohh Orihime...hehehehe...yeah,"
Instead of fixing her, Tatsuki kicks the chair over, knocking Chizuru into Orihime. Shouting, Tatsuki could only watch in horror as Chizuru suddenly came to 'life', a wicked gleam in her eyes, her hands making 'strange' groping motions.
"ORI...HIIIIIIII...MEEEEE!"
Everyone scatters as chairs and tables fly in every direction. Outside the class, students and teachers alike hears the unmistakable sound of...moaning...followed by man perverse laughter, soon followed by cursing and lots of banging and crashing, along with a cry of terror and pleasure. The principle who so happens to be walking by at the time, whistling a smooth tune, glances at the door for a long second, and continues on.
'That's just Ochi-chans's class, nothing to worry about,'
Whistling his tune, he ignores the sounds of a window breaking, he even ignores the cry coming from outside. Yep, he was too focus on the tune he was whistling, trying to figure out where he heard it from, and to help, he tries mumbling the words to the song.
"Mi...mi...mimi wo...su...su...sumaseba...G...O...O...D...BYE,"
The principal had no idea where he heard the song from, but he liked it, and continued whistling the 'smooth' tune, doing a little jig as he did.
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"Ouch...damn that gorilla, always so violent,"
Chizuru rubs her face, still feeling the pain of Tatsuki's foot connecting with her face, which had sent her through the classroom window. Strangely, she was hurt more from Tatsuki's kick than the fall, but she shrugs, not really thinking any of it.
Something, something very alluring catches Chizuru's attention. Eyes narrowing ever so slightly, she turns her head back slowly, eying the green-haired beauty staring at cartoon show showing behind the glass in the electronics store. Eyes narrowing further, stats similar to a computer scan appear in her mind.
Three Size Scan Activate
Bust: 81
Waist: 57
Hips: 83
Not only could Chizuru see these special stats, she could see a very detail shape of the girl's figure, and she drools at the sight. Wiping away the drool, and the small trickle of blood slowly dripping from her nose, Chizuru grins, and giggles, thinking of all the things she could do to that body.
'Not bad, not bad...I'll make you mind by the end of the night...just you wait,'
It was time for the Sexual Huntress of all Women known as Chizuru Honsho to finally go on the prowl.
'I will catch my prey,'
No one, not even Chizuru's Greatest 'Enemy' Tatsuki will be able to stop this Sex Craving Huntress. Not even the monster appearing out of the hole in the sky would stop her because she was Chizuru Honsho...the Woman Huntress
Elsewhere, a midget shinigami was meeting an orange-haired troublemaking-looking teen for the first time.
Chizuru: The story is progressing well, I will have my first woman (Chizuru laughs obnoxiously) and that one will turn into two, and then three...and then (Chizuru drools, thinking of many perverted things to do to her harem of women) Yeah, that will be just right, that green-haired beauty will be mind (Chizuru wipes the drool trailing down her chin)
Tatsuki (Rolls her eyes): Dumbass, shouldn't you be more worried about that monster in the sky instead of that girl?
Chizuru (Grinning like a cat, Chizuru pounds on her armor): With my Plot Armor, I'll survive every monstrous encounter I come across
Tatsuki (Rolls her eyes again): You're a fool...the Author won't let you keep that for long (Tatsuki smiles secretly)
Chizuru (A nervous sweat rolls down her face): Wha...what do you mean Tatsuki?
Tatsuki walks away, laughing in a similar manner Chizuru had done earlier.
Chizuru (Very worried): Tatsuki, hey Tatsuki, don't walk away when I'm asking you an important question involving my fate...Tatsuki...TATSUKI
Chizuru chases after Tatsuki, intent on finding out what she knows about her 'unbreakable' Plot Armor
