7Note: Some actual facts about WoW have been altered slightly for the sake of the story making sense, please try and just roll with it. Hope you have some laughs along the way :D
Just a reminder, all new chapters will be one-shots unless I say it will continue; at the bottom of page.
Roy was frustrated beyond the point of no return. As a healer spec'd Druid, gear was VERY important to him. And once upon a time…choosing a Tailoring profession had seemed to be a good idea. Little did he know that to make anything actually worthwhile takes a lot of expensive mats. So you can imagine his anger when he tries to make a very nice epic Merlin's Robe. With +103 stamina and intellect, 131 spellpower, 90 haste rating, 66 crit rating; you would think that the robe is badass enough. But that excludes the fact that it also has a blue, red, and yellow socket with still room for an enchantment nearly made Roy burst when he saw it. And for the past few days, it just so happened that he was trying to get (as said before) the very rare and difficult to get mats for the damned thing.
He had been sitting in his office chair for about 5 hours now, searching the AH and running dungeons to at least save up his emblems and get the Crusader Orbs needed. And to be frank, his ass hurt, a lot. With currently having 4/8 Ebonweave, 7/8 Spellweave, 8/8 Dreamshard, and 3/8 Crusader Orbs needed, he knew that this would take many more long and (literally) painful hours of playing and scrounging materials for his epic robe.
Leaving the AH yet again disappointed by lack of what he needs, Roy put himself in the queue for another random Heroic. Lazily he glances over to the chat box to see if anything interesting was going on. That's when he saw it.
[2 . Trade] SgtPloofins says: WTB stack of Silver Ore pst
Roy stared at his screen, mouth agape. For fucks sake he totally forgot about Trade chat! This whole time he could just ASK to but the mats and he would be on his way to making his robe! O..m..g..
"I am such a dumbass…" Roy said aloud. Why did he not think of this before? Money really wasn't an issue; at least, he didn't think it would be.
Taking himself out of the queue, with his flame-snapping trained fingers he quickly typed.
[2 . Trade] Alwaysavailable says: WTB x4 Ebonweave, x1 Spellweave, x5 Crusader Orb. PST with price.
[2 . Trade] Glassmenagerie says: ooo whatcha makin?
[2 . Trade] SgtPloofins says: who the hell cares? oh and WTB stack of Silver Ore!
[2 . Trade] Glassmenagerie says: I do! Ur so mean cause nobody gives u ur silver :P
Amytoday says: I have Crusader Orbs, 3000g for all.
Alwaysavailable says: wtf!? Don't u think that's alittle high?
Amytoday says: no and don't go sayin you want something if you cant pay loser.
Alwaysavailable says: wait a sec… Amy Hoppkins?
Amytoday says: Roy? How the hell do you know who I am?
Alwaysavailable says: you told me that on our last date when I forgot my wallet when we went to The Cheesecake Factory…
Amytoday is ignoring you.
[ 2 . Trade] Redbadge says: WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE ON THIS SEVER ALWAYS HAVE A STICK UP THEIR ASS?
[2 . Trade] SgtPloofins says: why do people like you always insist on capitalizing your words when you have something dumb to say?
[2 . Trade] Alwaysavailable says: WTB Crusader Orb x5 , Ebonweavex4, Spellweavex1
[2 . Trade] Redbadge says: QUIET YOU!1 WE ARE DISSCUSSING TINGS!
[2 . Trade] Alwaysavailable says: stfu Im using trade for what its actually for.
[2 . Trade] Glassmenagerie says: ya right we all know trade if 4 talking :D
[2 . Trade] SgtPloofins says: *cough* signs of people without lives *cough*
[2 . Trade] Redbadge says: REPORTED
[2 . Trade] Siarthina says: lawl who report dumb shit like that?
[2 . Trade] Redbadge says: REPORTED
Roy then sat back, doing major Face/Palm. What the hell are these people even DOING?! He just wanted to buy his stuff and leave. But he failed to understand why there are actual beings that just freaking sat there an d made random conversation on trade chat. Deciding to try once more, he typed in his message again. The reply?
[2 . Trade] Glassmenagerie says: g o away you are hogging the lines! I wanna talk about piiiiiie!
[2 . Trade] Siarthina says: dude you have problems
[2 . Trade] SgtPloofins says: Sum1 get this 12 yr old off wow
[2 . Trade] Redbadge says: IM WITH GLASS PIE IS KEWL (^_^) (^_^)
[2 . Trade] SgtPloofins says: dammit stop using caps friggin mofo
[2 . Trade] Alwaysavailable says: its ok, if it makes him feel better about the fact that his mom doesn't love him then let him do it.
[2 . Trade] SgtPloofins says: lol
[2 . Trade] Siarthina says: lol
[2 . Trade] MrsHawk: good one sir
Alwaysavailable says: hey Riza
MrsHawk says: Hello sir, is you paperwork done for the day?
Mrshawk is now being ignored.
[2 . Trade] Redbadge says: OMG SHUT UP YOU BONER MY MOMMY LOVES ME VERY MUCH!
[2 . Trade] Siarthina says: wow you just confirmed it
[2 . Trade] SgtPloofins says: what? That his mom does indeed hate him or that he has a small dick so he is venting his anger?
[2 . Trade] Glassmenagerie says: stop picking on him everyone is so un nice!
[2 . Trade] Siarthina says: lol you are so deep in you vocabulary glass, you want to tell me what the meaning of life is next of can you not spell LIFE?
[2 . Trade] Mariatchiband says: the meaning of life is to please god
[2 . Trade] SgtPloofins says: oh shit here we go..
[2 . Trade] Redbadge says: THAT'S NOT TRUE THE MEANING OF LIFE IS PANTIES!
[2 . Trade] Siarthina says: both are wrong, god doesn't exist and panties are simply underwear for girls and objects of fetishes for guys.
[2 . Trade] Alwaysavailable says: soo nobody has Crusader Orbs or the Weave?
[2 . Trade] Mariatchiband says: Siarthina you are going to hell! Blasphemy you speak!
[2 . Trade] Glassmenagerie says: twinkie is still a funny word
"Oh Forget it!" Roy yelled, after logging off in a flash and slamming down his mouse, the Colonel grabbed his coat and left his office for home. Yet as tired and angry he was, he survived Trade Chat. (though he would never again use the damned feature of course)
So? Was it annoying just to read this? Cause in fact some of the dialogue is similar to when I found myself trapped when I was trying to buy something. Also upon seeing the WoW shirt "I survived Barrens Chat" This little idea came up as too how we all hate when a pointless subject comes up in Trade. Stay away from the cities and you will be safe kids!
