7Anne: Welcome back to The Weakest Link. Just so you know, Owen has eaten all of the free food before the game was over.
Owen: (burp) But i was hungry.
Anne: Oh nevermind. Let's play... THE WEAKEST LINK!
(DUN DUN DUN DUN!)
Anne: Beth, what does TDI stand for?
Beth: Total Drama Island!
Anne: Incorrect. The answer was To Die Inside.
Beth: Wait. I never heard of that.
Anne: Well now you do. Bridgette, true or false. You are a s***.
(The audience gasped)
Leshawna: Oh snap!
Bridgette: YOU DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT! THE ANSWER IS FALSE!
Anne: Incorrect. The answer was true.
Bridgette: (Growls)
Geoff: Sheesh Anne. No need to be so harsh.
Anne: Hush up. DJ, which anime series has the slogan "Gotta Catch 'Em All"?
DJ: I don't think i watch alot of anime, so i'll take a guess. Dragonball Z?
Anne: Incorrect. The answer was Pokemon. Geoff, if you mix the colors yellow and blue, what color do you get?
Geoff: Hmm... Well since my darling Bridgette has yellow hair and a blue water jacket, i'd say i won't mix her, cause i like her just the way she is.
Bridgette: (Giggles) Oh Geoff.
Anne: So what is your answer?
Geoff: Beats me.
Anne: Humph, dumbo. The answer was green. Gwen, how many letters are in the alphabet?
Gwen: Why would i care?
Anne: Well, let's say your campmates are going to vote you off if you don't answer the question.
Gwen: (Pause) Now that you said it, 26.
Anne: Correct. Harold, what-
Harold: Albert Einstein.
Anne: Whoa... that was... correct.
(The audience gasped again)
Leshawna: HOLY COW! How did you do that Harold?
Harold: I have psychic powers.
Anne: Heather, identify on who makes this noise.
(You hear a loud and huge burp)
Heather: Ugh! Owen.
Anne: Correct. Justin, how many rings are around Uranus?
Justin: Definatly none.
Anne: Incorrect. I wasn't talking about the planet.
Justin: (Pause)
Anne: Leshawna, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Leshawna: I don't know.
Anne: Correct.
Leshawna: Wait a minute! That was a correct answer?
Anne: Of course. Nobody in the whole world knows. Lindsay, you better get this right. Who do you have a crush on?
Lindsay: Umm... the announcer guy that always talks everytime we vote.
Anne: (Growls) YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON TYLER!
Lindsay: Oh. I thought you meant on this show.
Anne: I meant on TDI. Owen, (Sings) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Owen: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Anne: Correct. Trent, what is the square root of nine?
Trent: (Laughs) You said nine!
Anne: (Bangs her head on the podium)
Trent: What?
Anne: Well you all have banked 500 dollars, which you now have a total of 2300 dollars. Enough said, start voting.
(DUN DUN DUN DUN!)
Weird Announcer Dude: The strongest link in this round is Leshawna. The weakest link is Lindsay, because she actually has a crush on me... I'm speechless.
Anne: Voting over, it's time to reveal who you think is The Weakest Link.
(DUN DUN DUN DUN!)
Beth: Sorry Bridgette, but i have to vote for you.
Bridgette: Oh no worries. I voted for Trent.
DJ: Geoff.
Geoff: Me? Ah who cares. I voted for Heather
Gwen: Bridgette.
Harold: Geoff.
Heather: Bridgette.
Justin: Geoff.
Leshawna: Geoff.
Lindsay: Bridgette
Owen: Bridgette
Trent: Geoff.
(DUN DUN DUN DUN!)
Anne: Lindsay, why Bridgette?
Lindsay: Because i want to be the only blonde woman in this game.
Trent: Dude, that doesn't make any sense.
Lindsay: Like, don't call me a dude. I'm a girl.
Anne: DJ, why Geoff?
DJ: Well, i don't know. He always likes to spend alot of time with Bridgette.
Anne: Is it because they kiss each other alot?
DJ: Maybe.
Anne: Okay. It seems like Geoff and Bridgette has a tie vote. Geoff and Bridgette, you two are the Weakest Links. Goodbye.
(Sad music plays as Geoff and Bridgette leave with their heads down)
(Outside the studio)
Geoff: Maybe the campers were right. We kinda do hang out with each other alot.
Bridgette: At least we are not virgins.
(Back at the studio)
Anne: 10 remain but one will win. Who will be the next to take the walk of shame? Probably Lindsay.
Lindsay: HEY!
Anne: Stay tuned for the next round of... THE WEAKEST LINK!
