21Disclaimer: Okay, I'll just say this once and for all-I DON'T OWN DETECTIVE CONAN! Oh and…um…before I forget, I DON'T OWN DETECTIVE SCHOOL Q either!
It All Started with Loud TV
A/N: I wanted to send a fanfiction so much but then all of my stories were not yet complete. So, I decided to make one super short story. Hehe. No effort at all, ne? I'm sorry; I just got very lazy these days. Lol. I am such a lazy person! Anyway, even though it's short, ahem, enjoy! And, please, REVIEW, I mean it! ^_^
Fiction Rating: K
Warnings: Hmm… let's see…ah, there are three. Mouri Kogorou could be slightly OOC Yeah, you heard me right- um…since he's actually NICE to Conan in this story and Conan's acting weird here- you'll see what I mean. Haibara might also be OOC. It's supposed to be part of the humor thing and the main story. Oh, and also a little possible Sci-Fi in Haibara's drug making. Anyhow, enjoy…
Genre: General/ Humor
Prologue
Haibara was walking across the street one day right beside the Mouri Detective Agency. She eyed Sonoko and Ran entering there. There was a vending machine in the foot of the Agency and Sonoko and Ran stopped by to buy some soft drinks. After Ran and Sonoko got their sodas from the vending machine, Haibara looked at them with envy.
"How I wish…I wish I had that."
She murmured to herself while staring at the sight.
STORY
Chapter 1: Never Mess With Ran
Ran and Kogoro were sleeping, but, then, it was so noisy. Ran couldn't sleep but it was a good thing that Kogoro was drunk at that time so even though it's noisy, he didn't wake up. Ran finally opened her big blue eyes in frustration.
"CONAN-KUN!" She shouted in anger while getting up of bed, kicking her blanket.
She was going to teach Conan a lesson. She couldn't stand the noise anymore.
Conan was watching his favorite mystery show entitled 'Tantei Gakuen Q'. The TV was so loud. He loved this show and wouldn't miss it for the world…but then…there was no time slot in the waking hours, so, he could only watch it everyday, at 3:30 am at dawn while everyone was snoring. But, he got carried away with the show that he didn't realize that the TV was so loud. The show was about 5 young teenagers being ace detectives. He loved that show. His favorite character was Amakusa Ryuu because he was the most mysterious character of them all. Ryuu was a 16 year old boy under the Pluto crime organization but then he tried to escape.
"I love this show!"
He exclaimed happily while kicking his feet joyfully. He smiled.
"Hmmmmm…Amakusa Ryuu is really very similar to Haibara's life, isn't it? I mean, Haibara is also a prodigy, and both of them have been under an underground crime ring since they were babies and they tried to escape! This is just too exciting! And, to top it all that, BOTH OF THEM ARE ALSO ORPHANS! And, Ryuu has a cheerful friend that helps him out named Kyuu! I resemble Kyuu with Haibara, don't I? I love this show! I could really relate my real life to this show! But, then, I think that MY life is more interesting than this show because at least NO ONE THERE TURNED INTO A SEVEN YEAR OLD KID LIKE ME! Hmmmmm…Minami Megumi here really represents Ran in my life, doesn't she?"
He continued watching his favorite show happily.
"Oh my! Megumi got kidnapped! Who will save her, Ryuu or Kyuu!? This is too exciting!"
He exclaimed.
"Yabe nah…that evil Sir Anibus is the one who kidnapped her! He's from the Pluto Organization! And, his assistant, Ms. Yuria, is helping him with his evil schemes! That darn Anibus! Hmmm…now that I think of it, actually, Sir Anibus is really like Gin in many ways, right? Both Anibus and Gin have long blonde hair… And, Yuria is kind of like Vermouth and Vodka in a way! Oh man! My life is so similar with this show! This is just too cool!"
Translator's note: Yabe nah means oh no.
Conan shouted at himself. He was really very obsessed with this show, not to mention, ADDICTED to THIS show. This show has so many similarities with his life.
Ryuu finally found the hiding spot of the Pluto Syndicate with the help of Kyuu! Now, Ryuu and Kyuu were about to call reinforcements and bring down the syndicate!
"Oh my! Oh my! Oh my! This is the final episode! The title, 'THE FINAL BATTLE WITH THE PLUTO ORGANIZATION'! This is so exciting! I hope I'll have THAT battle with the Black Organization, too! This show is just too good!"
He shouted. He rubbed his eyes. He yawned.
"Mmmm…It's getting quite late now."
He looked at his watch and it was already 4:10 am in the early morning.
"Oh well, who cares? I love this show!"
Ran suddenly kicked the door of Conan's room, in result, breaking the door. She was very angry.
"I care! You idiot!" She shouted angrily. "That's it! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!"
"Ehh…er…um…Ran…R…Ran- ne…neechan?" Conan reacted in shock and fear upon seeing her break the door.
"Don't Ran- neechan me! I'm so sleepy and I have classes tomorrow! I can't sleep with this noise! That's it! You're going to bed, young man!" She shouted furiously and sleepily.
"But…but, Ran-neechan…" He protested softly.
"NO BUTS!"
Ran shouted.
"Go to bed! If dad wasn't drunk today, he would have hit your head by now you know!"
"But…but, today's the last episode of 'Tantei Gakuen Q'!" He pointed out. "Please?"
"NO! GO TO BED AND SLEEP! NOW!" Ran shouted again.
"Can't I have five more minutes?" He asked.
"NO!" Ran shouted.
Ran closed the TV and pulled the plug. She was about to shout at him again when…
"RAN!" Kogoro shouted angrily.
"Uh oh!" Conan murmured.
"Dad! Conan's…"
Just when Ran was about to tell her dad the whole truth, Kogoro shouted.
"RAN! I am very disappointed with you! Poor Conan-kun here has been very obedient and quiet while you have been waking me up with your yells!"
"But…But…" Ran was trying to defend herself.
"Don't blame Conan-kun for YOUR faults! Go to sleep young lady and you're grounded!"
"WHAT?!" Ran asked angrily.
"Plus, YOU HAVE TO BUY US A NEW DOOR!"
"But…But…DAD!"
"Ran! Don't raise your voice on your father! Don't shout at me! You can't go to the movies with Sonoko this Friday night! You're grounded for a month!"
"But, DAD!"
"Don't shout at me or you will be grounded for TWO months! No TV and computer for you!"
"Dad! You don't understand! I was sleeping the whole time! But, Conan-kun here was watching TV and…"
"Don't blame your faults on Conan-kun! Since when did you start lying?!"
"Lying?! I'm not lying! It's true! Conan was watching TV!"
"No he wasn't! Look! The plug of the TV is off!"
"I am the one who removed the plug, dad! Believe me!"
"No you didn't! You were shouting at poor cute little Conan here the whole time!"
"DAD!"
"Ran! Go to bed! And remember! You're grounded!"
Ran was hopeless. She couldn't defend herself. She had no choice if her dad didn't believe her.
"Okay." She said softly.
She walked towards her room.
Before she entered her room, she gave a death glare on Conan.
"You'll pay, you brat!" She whispered to him with fury.
She looked at Conan angrily before entering her room.
"Now, Conan-kun, I'm sorry if my daughter has been mean to you. You are a good boy. So, as a treat, I'll allow you to sleep late and you can watch all the TV you want, as long as it won't wake me up. And, as long as you promise to be able to wake up tomorrow for school, okay?"
Kogoro smiled and said kindly.
"Okay, occhan!" Conan smiled. He said childishly. "I'm hungry."
"Now, there's a good boy." Kogoro patted on the head. "Want chips?"
"Hai!" He answered cutely.
"Cheese, barbecue or spicy flavor?"
"Barbecue!" Conan yelled while smiling.
"Sure thing!" Kogoro gave him a large pack of BBQ chips.
When Kogoro left, Conan opened the TV again, but, this time, he made sure that it wasn't so loud.
He opened the large pack of chips and started munching on the delicious chippies.
He was enjoying watching his show when he remembered Ran say…
"You'll pay, you brat!"
Remembering her death glare…
He imagined her breaking wood in her karate classes…
His face reflected fear when he imagined Ran punching him over and over.
"I should never have messed with Ran." Conan muttered. "Taku."
Translator's note: Taku means oh mean.
End of Chapter
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