33Chapter 16
The Goat Man Cometh
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story, not even the flying goat.
"God, you can now finally arise!" Dahlia cried in joy.
"Yes…now bring me the girl." The voice from the void said.
"Daddy!" Heather screamed as Dahlia drug her to the hole.
"Should we do something?" Walter asked.
"Moron." Pyramid Head said as he threw his spear towards Dahlia…but it was too late, the void had already swallowed Heather up.
"Heather what have I told you about playing around a demon inhabited vortex?" James asked. Suddenly a bright light engulfed the entire area and when everyone could see again they saw what looked to be a woman in a white robe floating there; she had long black hair and looked like an angel.
"You know for a supposed evil demon god she is kind of hot." Harry said.
"Make no mistake that is Samuel." Pyramid Head said.
"I still don't think you have the name right." Kuja said.
"I have returned to the realm of the living…now if you all bow I will spare you." The floating girl said.
"Don't bother." Said a voice from behind everyone.
"Oh it just can't be" Kuja thought to himself.
"This floating bitch up here is nothing but a disguise." Kaufmann said walking up to everyone.
"Kaufmann what are you doing!?" Dahlia said surprised.
"My reason our my own but your part in this is over, the demon up there is going to work for me whether he, she…it? Wants to or not!" Kaufmann said.
"I always knew that bastard was evil!" Walter yelled.
"Kaufmann what could you possibly do to a god!" Dahlia yelled.
"None of your business hag! Now will you listen to me or not?" Kaufmann turned his attention to the goddess like figure before him.
"No." It responded.
"Very well then you leave me with no choice then." Kaufmann said pulling out a vile of red liquid.
"What in the hell is that stuff?" Harry asked.
"Oh…well I don't know the medical term but it will certainly work on this false god over here." Kaufmann said as he threw the vile at the goddess. It splashed all over her and she began to twitch out of control.
"You…you…YOU BASTARD!" she yelled before she hunched over in pain.
"I'm glad it worked." Kaufmann said to himself.
"What do you mean glad it worked?" Cybil asked.
"Oh well…it had the potential to make it even stronger but it looks like it didn't do…."
"RAAAAAAWR!" They heard.
"Maybe I should make sure I know what I'm talking about before going into an explanation." Kauffman said.
"KAUFFMAAAAAAAN!" they heard a loud yell. It was coming from the goddess, coming out of her back looked to be a human sized goat with wings.
"I must be trippin' G." Valtiel said.
"No this is happening." Kuja said.
"This is some weird shit." Valtiel said.
"Agreed." Kuja agreed.
"KAUFFMAAAAAAAAN!" It yelled again. Now it was fully in the air floating above them menacingly. It held out its' hand and lightning came out, Kauffman did the best thing to do in this in this situation, he grabbed Dahlia.
"What are you…AHHHHH!" Dahlia screamed as she was hit by the lightning.
"It seems you did have some uses." Kauffman said.
"Umm…what now?" Walter said.
"I don't actually don't know." Kuja said.
"That's right fear the demon king Samuel." The flying goat said.
"I told you." Pyramid Head said.
"Does it really matter right now?" Kuja said annoyed.
"That's right bitches you can't do nothing to this!" The goat taunted.
BANG
"WHO DID THAT!?" The goat yelled as he looked around.
"What happened?" James asked.
"Someone tried to shoot him." Kuja pointed to the goats' hands and in between his fingers was a bullet he had caught.
"I was hoping to take the cheap way and shoot you when you weren't looking…but you are crafty." Harry said with a smirk.
"What has come over him?" Pyramid Head asked.
"I don't know but it is hot." Cybil said.
"Whore." Walter said.
"At least he is big where it counts." Cybil said.
"…bitch." Walter said almost crying.
"What do you think you can do to me? I'm a freaking demon!" Samuel laughed.
"Well…I'm Harry Mason and I really don't give a shit!" Harry said as he shot his pistol again.
"To Rich!" Samuel said as he hit Harry with lightning. Harry fell to the ground and didn't move.
"HARRY!" Cybil cried.
"Oh well…win some lose some I guess." Walter said with a smirk.
"That ain't cool dog." Valtiel said.
"You're on her side? She freaking used me for sex!" Walter said.
"So." Valtiel said.
"HA HA HA! Seems as though moron down here is just a loser who can't even save himself." Samuel mocked.
"Don't be so sure." Said a familiar voice.
"Who said that?" Samuel said looking around. When a dagger came flying at his face.
"You! I though you died!" Samuel yelled in anger.
"I did but this is where everything comes together…including the dead." Zidane said twirling another dagger in his hand.
"Still…what do you think you could do to me?" Samuel said with a smirk.
"You don't catch on do you…my brother isn't the only one in the family who can transform." Zidane said as he began to grow hair all over and turned a bright red color.
"What is this!?" Samuel yelled in horror.
"This is my power…GRAND LETAHL!" Zidane yelled as a bright red light engulfed the area and when it cleared Samuel was on the ground…his wings gone.
"HA! I still live." Samuel mocked.
"How about looking behind you." Zidane said. Samuel turned around and Harry stood there with his big hammer.
"But…but I killed you." Samuel said confused.
"You should know something about the likes of James and Harry you ugly flying piece of shit." Walter yelled from the sidelines.
"What is that?" Samuel asked.
"They are both too stupid to fell pain." Kuja said.
"Yeah…wait." James said.
"Now it is time to die…bitch!" Harry said as he began to hit Samuel with the hammer, until Samuel was still on the ground.
"Good work Harry." Zidane said.
"Zidane…YOU'RE ALIVE!" Harry cried as he hugged Zidane.
"No…stop…get off…NOW!" Zidane yelled as he hit Harry in the head.
"I thought that big yellow bastard killed you." Harry said.
"Oh he did, but all of the town's dead souls are here so I figured the least I could do is help. By the way isn't that the girl unconscious over there?" Zidane asked as he pointed to Heather laying on the ground.
"HEATHER!" James cried as he ran to his daughter.
"Zidane…what are you going to do now?" Kuja asked walking up.
"Well…I guess stay here. You guys had better hurry this place is going to collapse, its primary power source, the demon, is gone. The exit should be appearing any second." Zidane said. Just as he finished a white portal appeared near James.
"Thanks Zidane." Harry said.
"Don't get all mushy just leave…I would but I need to stay." Zidane said as everyone left. He smiled and looked around and noticed Kaufmann crawling to the exit.
"Where do you thing you're going?" Zidane asked.
"I'm leaving." Kaufmann said climbing to his feet.
"I think not." Lisa said walking up.
"Lisa…b-b-but I thought I killed you." Kaufmann said.
"Yeah well life's a bitch and so am I" Lisa said as she threw Kauffman into a hole.
"So do you think they made it?" Lisa asked.
"I guess…so let me ask you a question." Zidane said.
"Sure go ahead shoot." Lisa said.
"Are you as horny as I am?" Zidane asked.
"You have no idea." Lisa said grabbing Zidane and leading him off somewhere.
A FEW DAYS LATER
"I'm telling you honey it was a flying goat!" James said trying to get Ashley to believe him.
"Honey I thought you said you would quit the drugs when we got married." Ashley said.
"Well I did didn't I…except for that one time." James said.
"What was with that twenty page paper nailed to her crib?" Ashley asked.
"That was the kidnapper explaining everything." James said.
"James I know you are an idiot but this is a stretch even for you. But if you are telling the truth what happened to the demon's power, not to mention his body?" Ashley said.
"I don't know I didn't stop to look?" James said. It was at that moment they heard a loud boom from Heathers room. They walked in and were greeted with a giant hole in the wall.
"I have a pretty good idea though." James said smiling as Ashley stared in disbelief.
Meanwhile not to far away from the Sunderland house.
"So what is going to happen to me now?" Harry asked.
"Hmmm…I don't know." Cybil said with a smile.
"Well I did abduct the girl." Harry said.
"But you also rescued her and then brought her back." Cybil said.
"So…I'm not going to be punished?" Harry asked.
"Oh you are going to be punished…just in my own way." She said with a smirk.
"You mean like with sex?" Harry asked.
"Yes." She chuckled.
"Now that is the punishment I like!" Harry yelled as they drove off in Harry's hot pink jeep.
"Well it looks like another adventure is over." Walter said.
"Yeah…but it feels as though this is just beginning." Kuja said.
"What do you mean?" Walter asked.
"I think we will deal with demon again." Kuja said.
"Oh well we will deal with that when it happens…hey want to go crash a wedding?" Walter asked.
"For once yes I do." Kuja said as they left.
"So what are we going to do now?" Ashley asked as he and James walked outside.
"Well we wait until she is older, surely nothing bad could come out of that right?" James said with a thumbs up.
END OF STORY
Well it is done…it took the longest to finish, but it is done. Thank you to all who have reviewed and sent me private messages, I am glad you enjoyed it. I am proud to have finished another. I also have an announcement; I have one more story to add into this series, I promise it will be better than this one. I have to start back to college on Monday so it may be awhile before it gets made but it will come out eventually. I have one other series going on if you hadn't heard or read it, called Megaman Stupid Network it is gaining some popularity, so check it out. Also while you are checking out stories check out Roommates are hell by The Man Who Has No Life it is an awesome story. Also check out A Day in the Life of Albert Wesker by Tralfmadoria it is truly funny. One more thing before I go I should mention I also have X-box Live so if you want to add me feel free, the gamertag is Darkcomet222…original isn't it. Well I figured I should give out a title to the new story coming soon.
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