57WEEELLLLL, THIS...is a collab story. :D
Written By: Lynnie26(THAT'S MEEE) anndddddddd DeniedLuv. :D me and her are like best-est friends now. Lmao.
Disclaimer: .Okay. I OWN: Cherry, Missy, and...Sakura? I think, gosh there's like so many we own, I get confused. o.o DENIEDLUV owns the funny Leta and Beta. Good ol' Leta and Beta... o.o here come's TROUBLLEEE! Hahaa. We both don't own any SEGA characters. None of them.
Enjoy.
"Beware: Contains humor, humor, romance, and much more humor...did I mention humor? XD"
Chapter 1: Out of Control!
Tails's POV:
Knuckles was laughing uncontrollably. Why? Because, well, let me give you a flashback of what happened before...
Flashback; NOT TAILS'S POV.
"DUDE! I KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO!" Knuckles randomly shouted out. Tails looked at him as if he got into the middle of the street and shouted out, "BOYSLIKEGIRLS ROCK!"
"Umm, what should we do?"
"We should make Sonic find a love life! I mean, you know he NEEDS a love life in his..life right now, right?"
"Err...what? I got confused by the rhyming. But did you say that Sonic needed a love life in his life?" Tails asked.
"Yes, I said that."
"Why? Why does he need a love life when he can have Amy?"
"THAT'S THE POINT!"
"...I still don't get the point."
"YOU IDIOT! We should make a dating service thing on the computer, and set him up for it, and see what he gets!"
"Y-yeah...sure...why not?" Tails stuttered, not knowing what to do now.
"YES! LET'S START RIGHT NOW!"
End of Flashback; Tails's POV.
And here I am, with the cracking up, tearing up Knuckles. I'm on this make-a-website sort of thing. And we're creating a dating service thing. For Sonic. Great. I am so happy. Not.
Knuckles is acting like he's an evil scientist like Dr. Eggman and he just made a "perfect invention to kill Sonic". He's scaring me. Seriously.
"O-okay. So what do we do now? Make a minitv thing or write about him? But shouldn't't we tell Sonic first?"
"Well, first of all, we should write about him. It's much easier. And yes, we should tell Sonic about this. Do you know his phone number?"
"Yeah." I told him Sonic's phone number and Knuckles called him.
"Hello?"
"SONIC!"
"Err...Knuckles? Why are you yelling?"
"Well, you see. Me and Tails...well, I did mostly, thought up of a new way to meet people and make them your love life!"
"...Huh?" Sonic questioned, not having a clue what Knuckles said.
"I said, we thought up of a new way for you to meet new people and make them your love life."
"I-I still don't understand."
"SONIC! I SAID-"
But I snatched the phone away from him. "WE MADE A DATING SERVICE THING ON THE COMPUTER SO YOU CAN FIND A LOVE LIFE!" I threw the phone back to Knuckles.
"WHAT? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!"
"HEHEHAHAHAHA! NO! WE'RE DOING THAT! SHA'MON SONIC, DO IT!"
"E-excuse me. Did you just say...Sha'Mon?"
"UH HUH!"
"Please no, don't do this to me. Only the king of pop can say sha'mon. And I think we all know who the king of pop is, do ya?"
"...Uhh no?" Sonic slapped his forehead.
"Oh my god...Just forget it! I don't wanna do this dating thing!"
"COME ON! OR ELSE!"
"OR ELSE WHAT?"
"O-OR ELSE I'LL SAY IT!"
"...Fine."
"YES! NOW COME ON OVER TO TAILS'S WORKSHOP, WE'RE GONNA BE WRITING ABOUT YOU NOW!"
"Can you please stop shouting?"
"UM, NO! I LOVE SHOUTING!" Sonic sighed. He hung up and bursted through my workshop door with an annoyed face on. Sonic went up to him and said,
"YOU, my good friend, HAVE ISSUES!"
"YOU ALSO HAVE ISSUES!"
"NO I DON'T! AT LEAST I DIDN'T THINK UP OF THIS THING!" The two were fighting, and I wanted it to stop. I went up to the between them and shouted,
"STOOOPPPP FIIGHTINNGGG!" Everything was silent. I looked at Sonic and told him, "You have issues," and then I looked at Knuckles and told him, "And you, my good sir, are a DRUNK!" After that, I went back to the computer and started to write about Sonic's background and personality and photos of him.
"But I still think-" He started, but I interrupted.
"Ah, bup bup. Not. A. Word. Understand?" Sonic slowly nodded. "And I mean, not a word from each of you. Got that?" They both nodded. "Good."
I always ask myself, "Why do I have such immature friends?"
After a while...
Wow. Everything was so silent, I could've sworn I could hear talking from outside. I'm finally finished with Sonic's profile and then I clicked on 'save changes', and then asked Knuckles,
"Now we wait...right?"
"Yeah, he'll probably get fan letters tomorrow and such," he replied. Understanding everything, I nodded.
"So...what do we do now?"
"I don't know..hey...where's Sonic?"
"Oh, god. " I ran outside and saw him running around the Mystic Ruins. He was probably getting tired of standing all the time in the cruddy old workshop of mine. Right before I yelled out to him, I heard loud music. Oh my god. Knuckles. I went back inside and saw him playing music on my computer on Lime Wire. It sounds like he was playing "The Great Escape" by BoysLikeGirls.
Such a great song. But everything was out of control...AGAIN.
I plopped down to the floor, grabbed my head tightly, and screamed at the top of my lungs. "AHHHHHHH!" Everything was so quiet, I thought time had stopped. I got up, went to Knuckles and told him, "YOU are getting on MY NERVES!" And then I went to the surprised Sonic and told him, "YOU, could POSSIBLY be a DRUNK!"
"Tails, I-" I interrupted him.
"Why am I even into this plan? This was all Knuckles idea, you know?"
"Yeah, but-"
"Why not make a myspace profile? At least it's easier making friends that way!"
"Well-"
"Knuckles could at least help a-"
"TAILS!"
"What?!"
"You need a nap. I think you're having some kind of attitude problem now."
"No I am not! It's just that I need peace and quiet while working. But there isn't!"
"...Well, yeah, I know. But...we're all so hyped up on this thing. I don't know why, but we just are." I sighed and nodded. He had a point.
"I guess. I probably should take a nap now, huh?"
"Yeah, we'll take care of everything for you, I promise."
"...Okay." I wasn't so sure about that, but I agreed anyway. We both went back into my workshop and saw Knuckles sitting down on the couch watching TV. I went up to my bedroom and laid down on the couch. But before I do that, I closed the door and then laid down on my bed. Just for sure encase everything goes out of control again.
But then, it's good to have crazy friends. ...Occasionally.
What'Chi think? It's a little short, I know, but it's all I could think of.
Denied will be writing the next chapter. :D
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